I’m Grateful I’m Not Going Against Chris Johnson in Fantasy This Week
This game is only a quarter old and it already has to be one of the ugliest performances by a pro team I’ve ever seen. The Lions defense is selling out on every play, allowing Chris Johnson to go untouched on two touchdown runs. The Detroit offense had a delay of game penalty coming out of a timeout and they just booted a 10 yard punt. This is a team that thought they could benefit from the spotlight.
This game is so lopsided, we might even see Vince Young at some point.
Tags: 0-16, can we eat already?, xmas ape
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November 27th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Fatty White with a TD! It’s nice of them to share like that.
November 27th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
we’re not eating until 6, and this game is my only entertainment option. I might be so blind drunk by then that I will eat the broccoli casserole. So thanks for that Culpepper, you fat, slow fuck.
November 27th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I think the Lions are under the impression that because they’re wearing uniforms from the 1930s, they have to play like they were born then too.
November 27th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Raven Symone’s got 2 TDs today. Crank it up Raven…crank it up.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
-1 otto man
+1 jackin’
ps- jackin’, whats your icon picture?
all the games today look like they will be this kind of a blowout.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
@NovaVoice: Raiden the thunder god from Mortal Kombat.
http://k.1asphost.com/mkdahisi/images/mkdeadly/raiden.jpg
Blowout city baby!!! Seriously, this game is about as ugly as Grace Jones.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Did anyone else catch Simms and Nantz talking about Chris Johnson having LenDale over for dinner? If that isn’t a prime setting for new KSKharacters, I don’t know what is.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Fuck you Cowher, I don’t want my team playing on Thanksgiving.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I love when Shannon gets indignant…
also, as shitty as this football game is, it beats the 18,000th round of, “So what are you doing with your life these days?” from the cousins I see exactly once a year. Not by much, but it still beats it.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I’m thankful for Daunte Culpepper deciding to retire, instead of signing with the Packers. That fat som’ bitch looks like he already ate Thanksgiving dinner.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Jesus Christ somebody get Lance Bass & Colt McCoy’s love child off of my television screen!
Fuck you NFL, your halftime entertain sucks.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
This is the perfect time for me to start drinking rum to prepare for the ass kicking the Seahawks are about to get. Every refill is the perfect time to baste my turkey – no innuendo there, I am really am basting my turkey.
Wish me luck on cooking my first turkey while getting shitfaced.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Okay, so did the CBS feed cut out for 2 seconds and then return with a crotch shot of young female dancer or did I just dream that?
Either way a screen cap would be nice
November 27th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Get back to work you lazy Americans.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Dear Lord, let us give thanks unto you on this day, for we were not born in the modern-day Sodom that is Detroit. Truly, you are a wrathful God and it is only Your providence which spares us an eternity of Matt Millen. Amen.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I’m grateful that someone made a site for Tony Kornheisers combover….
http://www.tonycutyourhair.com
November 27th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
darn, LenDale no need to run 55 yards!!?? need more calories
November 27th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Kevin Smith has 18 yards on 11 carries .. with a 21 yard carry. At what point does the Red Cross start collecting for this disaster?
November 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Shouldn’t Kevin Smith be wearing number 37?
November 27th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
hey, we all know the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock because they ran out of beer right? “We could not now take much time for further search, our victuals being much spent, especially, our beer.” – William Bradford – They needed to get to work building a beer brewery, so they landed there instead of in VA.
http://www.theatlasphere.com/columns/031127_ceely_thanksgiving.php
November 27th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
This game is so lopsided, we might even see Vince Young at some point.
HERESY!
November 27th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I’m sure the kid who got to take Orlovsky to school was really excited about that.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I’ve stopped watching, so sorry if they’ve brought this up:
Largest margin of victory for a Thanksgiving game is 43 points … set in 1924. Bets on if this becomes the new record?
November 27th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Well, unfortunately I AM going against Johnson in fantasy today. Sit that bastard down! I’m trying to seal up a bye. Thank Jeebus I have the Tennessee D to offset a LITTLE.
Anyway, had the traditional McDonald’s breakfast and am waiting on the turkey.
Happy Pilgrims Killing Indians Day, y’allz.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Young in … wish granted.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Holy Nostradamus. VY is now in the game. Ape you got lotto numbers for me?
November 27th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Rob Bironas. Fantasy football badass.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Boomer’s going to be even less watchable with all these Bironas highlights. And a doink. nice.
/drinks more scotch.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Wow, fuck you Jeff – why do you have to challenge that. What a douche.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
the city of Detroit would fare better just putting the Pistons and the “hock-kaye?” team’s players out there in the Lions’ uniforms for the rest of the season.
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
/thankful none of today’s fucked up games have any fantasy or homerism implications for me. Helllllooooo, Dr. House!
November 27th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
The challenge was just part of Fisher’s efforts to discipline Lendale White. He only eats when Fisher says he can.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
In a cruel twist of fate, LenDale is without spoon.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Somebody’s been reading the bad jokes I make in liveblogs and turning them into signs.
Welp, I’m half in the bag, Chris Johnson’s on my fantasy team, and the Eagles’ season is pretty much do or die tonight. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
PPR League I own Calvin Johnson in – respectable 11.
Non-PPR league I am facing him – 6.
PPR FTW.
November 27th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
WTF? One of my earlier comments got deleted.
@NovaVoice: My icon is Raiden from Mortal Kombat.