I Didn’t Know Starting Quarterbacks Could Get Benched
I’ve never been part of being benched, uh, I didn’t even know that was in the rules. It’s just something that comes with being in the league and I have to go along with it.
Yeah, that white boy did great, didn’t he? Fuck this place. I’m so outta here.
Tags: Donovan McNabb, MMP
November 24th, 2008 at 8:47 am
/probably starting next week
November 24th, 2008 at 8:55 am
I’d just like to take this opportunity to say that if you killed Andy Reid right now, you’d probably get off scott free if the trial was held in Philly. No jury of Eagles fans would be able to convict someone of that non-crime.
November 24th, 2008 at 8:56 am
I loved it. Had a shatty week going in fantasy and lucked up and played against the guy that started McNabb (-3). Won by 12 bitches!! I just need to know if Kolb is getting the start this week so I can pick up AZ’s D.
/it’s NOT always sunny in philadelphia
November 24th, 2008 at 9:26 am
McNabb should have bailed after last season. And I’m guessing Philly’s forgotten about that World Series title by now.
Dark skies over Philadelphia. Daaark skieess!
/emo Eagles’d
November 24th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Did he throw up during the post-game press conference?
November 24th, 2008 at 9:33 am
I guess all Philadelphia fans will consider taking the cat food/glue huff/gulp of beer route when the Iggles are on, no?
November 24th, 2008 at 9:35 am
To be fair, Kolb is a master of karate and friendship.
/ah AH AAAAH!
November 24th, 2008 at 9:35 am
yeah actually philly has forgotten about mcnabb by now. #5 will be a big winner when he leaves town, just like The Answer when he left.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:57 am
What I wouldn’t pay to get at that boy’s soul.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Mr. McNabb, Chicago Bears on line 1 for you.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:06 am
I didn’t know that a defense could score 34 fantasy points, I didn’t know that was in the rules.
fucking ravens d
November 24th, 2008 at 10:09 am
@ dAndy:
“Won by 12 bitches!!”
I am intrigued by your scoring system and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Donovan.
Sincerely, all of Philadelphia
November 24th, 2008 at 10:27 am
I didn’t know I could go blind from doing it that much.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:28 am
+1 for this
November 24th, 2008 at 10:36 am
/still hiding after Joey Porter’s reference to me…fuck that cocksucker.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:40 am
@most_impressive:
+1
November 24th, 2008 at 11:01 am
@most_impressive, he is also champion of the sun
November 24th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Looks like Tubby got himself a reprise for another week from the Double J’s ravings. Did Singletary have a meltdown on the sidelines? Couldn’t get that game up here.
November 24th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
We need to hear the Emo Eagles weigh in on this.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Andy Reid was just saving McNabb for the 6th quarter.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
/contemplates placing waiver claim on Kevin Kolb
//drops Donovan McNabb anyway to free up spot for someone not playing in shithole Philly
November 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
@ UpInThe215
Yeah, Iverson really was a winner in Denver where he couldn’t get out of the first round. Yeah, I call that really sticking it to the Sixers!
November 24th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Is it me or should Andy Reid be investigated for missing children in Philly? He looks like he eats one a week.
Why doesn’t Philly ever get more than Westbrook to run???
McNabb has screwed up but godalmighty they don’t have a balanced offense at all and never have.
Shitheads.
November 25th, 2008 at 12:49 am
dj gallo stole your wasnt in the rulebook joke about four hours after you wrote this for his Monday morning hangover article
November 25th, 2008 at 4:24 am
Oh, my beloved Ravens! 34 points!:) They got me a win:)
November 25th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Its sunny Philly today… McNabb is back, on his way to another probowl bitches!!!