I Didn’t Know Starting Quarterbacks Could Get Benched

I’ve never been part of being benched, uh, I didn’t even know that was in the rules. It’s just something that comes with being in the league and I have to go along with it. 

Yeah, that white boy did great, didn’t he? Fuck this place. I’m so outta here. 

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27 Responses to “I Didn’t Know Starting Quarterbacks Could Get Benched”

  1. BAM Morrisey Says:

    /probably starting next week

  2. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    I’d just like to take this opportunity to say that if you killed Andy Reid right now, you’d probably get off scott free if the trial was held in Philly. No jury of Eagles fans would be able to convict someone of that non-crime.

  3. dAndy Says:

    I loved it. Had a shatty week going in fantasy and lucked up and played against the guy that started McNabb (-3). Won by 12 bitches!! I just need to know if Kolb is getting the start this week so I can pick up AZ’s D.

    /it’s NOT always sunny in philadelphia

  4. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    McNabb should have bailed after last season. And I’m guessing Philly’s forgotten about that World Series title by now.

    Dark skies over Philadelphia. Daaark skieess!
    /emo Eagles’d

  5. FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns Says:

    Did he throw up during the post-game press conference?

  6. qwijibo Says:

    I guess all Philadelphia fans will consider taking the cat food/glue huff/gulp of beer route when the Iggles are on, no?

  7. most_impressive Says:

    To be fair, Kolb is a master of karate and friendship.

    /ah AH AAAAH!

  8. UpInThe215 Says:

    yeah actually philly has forgotten about mcnabb by now. #5 will be a big winner when he leaves town, just like The Answer when he left.

  9. Otto Man Says:

    What I wouldn’t pay to get at that boy’s soul.

  10. Animal Mother Says:

    Mr. McNabb, Chicago Bears on line 1 for you.

  11. mini dagger Says:

    I didn’t know that a defense could score 34 fantasy points, I didn’t know that was in the rules.

    fucking ravens d

  12. claude balls Says:

    @ dAndy:

    “Won by 12 bitches!!”

    I am intrigued by your scoring system and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  13. Ben Says:

    Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Donovan.
    Sincerely, all of Philadelphia

  14. Slothrop Says:

    I didn’t know I could go blind from doing it that much.

  15. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    +1 for this

  16. Doc Holliday Says:

    /still hiding after Joey Porter’s reference to me…fuck that cocksucker.

  17. Warren Moon Pie Says:

    @most_impressive:

    +1

  18. Upstate Underdog Says:

    @most_impressive, he is also champion of the sun

  19. jackin'4beats Says:

    Looks like Tubby got himself a reprise for another week from the Double J’s ravings. Did Singletary have a meltdown on the sidelines? Couldn’t get that game up here.

  20. Johnny from Burger King Says:

    We need to hear the Emo Eagles weigh in on this.

  21. cfish34 Says:

    Andy Reid was just saving McNabb for the 6th quarter.

  22. Johnny Drama Says:

    /contemplates placing waiver claim on Kevin Kolb
    //drops Donovan McNabb anyway to free up spot for someone not playing in shithole Philly

  23. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    @ UpInThe215

    Yeah, Iverson really was a winner in Denver where he couldn’t get out of the first round. Yeah, I call that really sticking it to the Sixers!

  24. Boatdrinks Says:

    Is it me or should Andy Reid be investigated for missing children in Philly? He looks like he eats one a week.
    Why doesn’t Philly ever get more than Westbrook to run???
    McNabb has screwed up but godalmighty they don’t have a balanced offense at all and never have.
    Shitheads.

  25. Jason Redtitz Says:

    dj gallo stole your wasnt in the rulebook joke about four hours after you wrote this for his Monday morning hangover article

  26. brugi82 Says:

    Oh, my beloved Ravens! 34 points!:) They got me a win:)

  27. Masterlock Jr. Says:

    Its sunny Philly today… McNabb is back, on his way to another probowl bitches!!!

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