I’ve never been part of being benched, uh, I didn’t even know that was in the rules. It’s just something that comes with being in the league and I have to go along with it.
Yeah, that white boy did great, didn’t he? Fuck this place. I’m so outta here.
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Its sunny Philly today… McNabb is back, on his way to another probowl bitches!!!
Oh, my beloved Ravens! 34 points!:) They got me a win:)
dj gallo stole your wasnt in the rulebook joke about four hours after you wrote this for his Monday morning hangover article
Is it me or should Andy Reid be investigated for missing children in Philly? He looks like he eats one a week.
Why doesn’t Philly ever get more than Westbrook to run???
McNabb has screwed up but godalmighty they don’t have a balanced offense at all and never have.
Shitheads.
@ UpInThe215
Yeah, Iverson really was a winner in Denver where he couldn’t get out of the first round. Yeah, I call that really sticking it to the Sixers!
/contemplates placing waiver claim on Kevin Kolb
//drops Donovan McNabb anyway to free up spot for someone not playing in shithole Philly
Andy Reid was just saving McNabb for the 6th quarter.
We need to hear the Emo Eagles weigh in on this.
Looks like Tubby got himself a reprise for another week from the Double J’s ravings. Did Singletary have a meltdown on the sidelines? Couldn’t get that game up here.
@most_impressive, he is also champion of the sun
@most_impressive:
+1
/still hiding after Joey Porter’s reference to me…fuck that cocksucker.
+1 for this
I didn’t know I could go blind from doing it that much.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Donovan.
Sincerely, all of Philadelphia
@ dAndy:
“Won by 12 bitches!!”
I am intrigued by your scoring system and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I didn’t know that a defense could score 34 fantasy points, I didn’t know that was in the rules.
fucking ravens d
Mr. McNabb, Chicago Bears on line 1 for you.
What I wouldn’t pay to get at that boy’s soul.
yeah actually philly has forgotten about mcnabb by now. #5 will be a big winner when he leaves town, just like The Answer when he left.
To be fair, Kolb is a master of karate and friendship.
/ah AH AAAAH!
I guess all Philadelphia fans will consider taking the cat food/glue huff/gulp of beer route when the Iggles are on, no?
Did he throw up during the post-game press conference?
McNabb should have bailed after last season. And I’m guessing Philly’s forgotten about that World Series title by now.
Dark skies over Philadelphia. Daaark skieess!
/emo Eagles’d
I loved it. Had a shatty week going in fantasy and lucked up and played against the guy that started McNabb (-3). Won by 12 bitches!! I just need to know if Kolb is getting the start this week so I can pick up AZ’s D.
/it’s NOT always sunny in philadelphia
I’d just like to take this opportunity to say that if you killed Andy Reid right now, you’d probably get off scott free if the trial was held in Philly. No jury of Eagles fans would be able to convict someone of that non-crime.
/probably starting next week