Comments on: How Dare You Not Commit All of Your Resources to Impeding My Progress! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:57:59 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: Andrew Stewart http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87723 Andrew Stewart Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:46:48 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87723 You know you can't bring that weak-ass stuff up in this humpty-bumpty! You kill the joe, you make some mo'! Or else you in for a long day, a looong day, 'cause J-Peezy is in this ... BITCH! You know you can’t bring that weak-ass stuff up in this humpty-bumpty! You kill the joe, you make some mo’! Or else you in for a long day, a looong day, ’cause J-Peezy is in this … BITCH!

]]> By: Boatdrinks http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87696 Boatdrinks Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87696 Hmm. Monkey, I sense a little hostility. FIX YO MOUF! @Warthog: thanks, I wasn't sure what Randy had on.... Hmm. Monkey, I sense a little hostility. FIX YO MOUF!
@Warthog: thanks, I wasn’t sure what Randy had on….

]]> By: Monkey Business http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87665 Monkey Business Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:23:12 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87665 Early AFC Playoff prediction: Colts and Pats as wild-cards, and the Pats get assfucked at the Lube in the AFC Championship. Again. Should that happen, someone needs to bottle Pats fans tears, because there will never be anything sweeter. A single drop could replace a metric ton of sugar. Early AFC Playoff prediction: Colts and Pats as wild-cards, and the Pats get assfucked at the Lube in the AFC Championship. Again.

Should that happen, someone needs to bottle Pats fans tears, because there will never be anything sweeter. A single drop could replace a metric ton of sugar.

]]> By: Captain Murphy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87638 Captain Murphy Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:09:05 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87638 I wish Joey Porter still played for the Steelers. It's about the only way I could work myself into more of a drunken frenzy this weekend. Buddy from the Burgh is hosting some Sprint Reps in a luxury box, may have a shot at a free ticket...that must have to happen. I wish Joey Porter still played for the Steelers. It’s about the only way I could work myself into more of a drunken frenzy this weekend.

Buddy from the Burgh is hosting some Sprint Reps in a luxury box, may have a shot at a free ticket…that must have to happen.

]]> By: Jonn Whorfin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87628 Jonn Whorfin Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:35:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87628 <i>Wow, a Conversation reference. Well played, Ape. Well played. </i> Picturing Joey Porter in trenchcoat and aa clear plastic raincoat... uhh gotta go brush my teeth now... Wow, a Conversation reference. Well played, Ape. Well played.

Picturing Joey Porter in trenchcoat and aa clear plastic raincoat…
uhh
gotta go brush my teeth now…

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87626 jackin'4beats Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:27:41 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87626 Who's your huckleberry now Joey? Somebody's getting benched next game. Who’s your huckleberry now Joey? Somebody’s getting benched next game.

]]> By: Needs More Cheerleaders http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87615 Needs More Cheerleaders Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:13:24 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87615 "THAT’S DISRESPECT!" I sense Joey feels strongly about this... “THAT’S DISRESPECT!”

I sense Joey feels strongly about this…

]]> By: ognihs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87611 ognihs Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:05:16 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87611 HEADPHONES ARE NOT STYLISH. FIX YO ACCESSORIES! HEADPHONES ARE NOT STYLISH. FIX YO ACCESSORIES!

]]> By: Hit Dog http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87610 Hit Dog Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:04:48 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87610 Several letters of the English language were wounded, gouged, and sprained in the course of making this e-mail. It was worth it, except for the death of the exclamation point. Several letters of the English language were wounded, gouged, and sprained in the course of making this e-mail. It was worth it, except for the death of the exclamation point.

]]> By: Reggie Bush's Pimp http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/how-dare-you-not-commit-all-of-your-resources-to-impeding-my-progress.html/comment-page-1#comment-87607 Reggie Bush's Pimp Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:02:50 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7573#comment-87607 <i>Single penetration is the Drew Brees of sexing</i> So what's the Kurt Warner of sexing? Missionary with the lights turned off and no dirty talk? Single penetration is the Drew Brees of sexing

So what’s the Kurt Warner of sexing? Missionary with the lights turned off and no dirty talk?

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