Hey, Who Are These Two Homos?
Can you spot the Pulitzer Prize winner in this photo? Hint: It’s not the tubby albino asshole in the failed hipster ensemble!
Photo by Michael Gluckstadt at Gelf
Tags: anticlimaxes, double chins, fat people, I love rum and cokes and don't care who knows, may have eaten buzz after this photo was taken, my mom bought me that coat, three homos if you include Leitch
November 8th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Four if you include the guy in the Yankees cap.
November 8th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
http://engrishfunny.com/2008/11/07/engrish-marmeladebuchtel/
November 8th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Kudos for being the bigger man through this whole buzz thing. And I mean that literally. Jeez, is he height challenged or something?
November 8th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Drew, pal, you gotta little gay on you. Nope other side. Lower. Little higher…. there got it.
November 8th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
A blimp and a wimp
November 8th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I seen some things I thought I never saw.
November 8th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Now I see where the “big” daddy came from. You are Andre.
November 8th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
LOL@ Leitch getting his game on in the background.
The blonde appears to be eyeing the quickest possible escape route……
November 8th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Jesus fuck you are white. I think us KSK commenters need to band together and get you some spray tan for xmas.
November 8th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Was your “…And Justice For All” T-Shirt still in the wash?
/reign in blood
November 8th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Sausage fest.
November 8th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
There’s white and then there’s “make Conan O’Brien look swarthy.”
November 8th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
I am now casting parts for a movie based on this photograph. Here’s my dream list:
James Spader as Will Leitch
Jeremy Piven as Buzz Bissinger
Angela Lansbury as Drew Magary
November 8th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Your poor mom, still having to shop for you in Sears’ husky boys department…
November 8th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Hey, what’s Corky doing hanging out with Tom Cruise’s character from Tropic Thunder?
November 8th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
(PS: I’m especially pissed that Drew’s fat face has replaced the Kama Sutra girls at the top of KSK.)
November 8th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
“An ogre (feminine: ogress) is a large, cruel and hideous humanoid monster, featured in mythology, folklore and fiction. The term is often applied in a metaphorical sense to disgusting persons who exploit, brutalize or devour their victims. Ogres are oftentimes boring creatures used to habit and not coming out at night.”
Dude, Wikipedia has got your number.
November 8th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
This photo is disturbing. Is he a midget or are you a giant or is it some combination?
November 8th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Who’s the lucky photographer who gets the Spanish ounce of gold?
November 8th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
It might be a little too politically incorrect to make a down syndrome joke, but then again, we do have a black president now…
November 9th, 2008 at 12:30 am
my mom bought me that coat
You mean you stole it off a hobo
November 9th, 2008 at 1:49 am
At least you’re not that asshole crossing his arms in the background. Prick.
November 9th, 2008 at 1:53 am
A few notes here:
1. No homo, Drew- congratulations on your literary success. Way to go, homo!
2. Buzz Bissinger appears to be a midget Lewis Black impersonator.
3. A Rum and Coke with a lime is called a Cuba Libre.
4. Unless you’re a girl (or Professor Longhair or one of Teddy Roosevelt’s Rough Riders) drinking Rum ‘n’ Cokes when you have other cocktail options is kinda gay.
5. Thanks for bringing back the Boris Karloff “Frankenstein” look.
6. Exit Doors are to the rear. Drew can be used as a floatation device.
November 9th, 2008 at 1:56 am
7. Oh yeah, SKÅL VIKINGS!
November 9th, 2008 at 2:23 am
The guy leering off to the right who got cut out of the picture? Yep, that’s me. Fuck it, I’m saying I got my pic on KSK – time to add another ‘accomplishment’ to the old resume…
November 9th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Why are we talking about the fat kid from “Goonies?”
November 9th, 2008 at 3:28 am
Also, one of the golden moments from that night; Buzz talking about his epic rant on Costas Now and how he singlehandedly advanced both Drew and Leitch’s careers while simultaneously fucking over Braylon Edwards. Little wonder why Braylon keeps dropping passes….
/frustrated Braylon Edwards fantasy owner
November 9th, 2008 at 4:29 am
Am I the only one who thinks that Will Leitch looks like Dave Foley from “The Kids in the Hall”?
November 9th, 2008 at 5:04 am
drew looks like he escaped from the special olympics
November 9th, 2008 at 9:27 am
I think I’m starting to see where the material for the Double J posts come from.
Don’t lie to us, the glass has a mix of mayonnaise and a stick of butter.
November 9th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Wow, everyone in that photo is looking pretty trashed. Just how much alcohol did you all consume? And why was I not there?
p.s. Chamomiles Davis, I predict your movie will be a great success. Perfect casting–Leitch is totally rocking a crazed Spader grin there.
November 9th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Albinos have blond hair.
And now, with that thoroughly unnecessary science, back to your scheduled program of mocking Drew.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:11 am
“Am I the only one who thinks that Will Leitch looks like Dave Foley from “The Kids in the Hall”?”
Bawhahaha! I noticed that too. http://www.robsonarms.com/images/dave_foley.jpg
November 9th, 2008 at 11:24 am
“She don’t smell much for a fat chick”
Don’t tweed coats with patches come standard issue at Exeter?
November 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Buzz looks like your ashamed father.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Drew, you look like a 20 year old Jason Giambi…
…who happens to suck dick as well.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:55 am
can somebody give bissinger a box to stand on? good lord
November 9th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Ooh, I bet it’s the tubby albino asshole in the failed hipster ensemble!
November 9th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Hey Leitch, you chokin it?
November 9th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Now now Drew, I am sure you will win a Pulitzer soon enough
November 9th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
miamid, what were you drinking?
November 9th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Coke Zero methinks?
November 9th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
The juxtaposition of the picture of the Sexy Friday girls being just below the picture Magary, Bissinger and Leitch is painful and disturbing.
November 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Is Bissinger a Hobbit?
November 9th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
His middle name is Bilbo.
November 9th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
@ Gino
The Sexy Friday Cockpunch will be a new installment on KSK.
November 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Did 2 Munchkins mate to produce Bissinger?
Wow! That looks like a fun party – I can’t remember the last time I spent an awkward 2 hours with a bunch of uptight white guys wearing sport coats. What’s with the dude in the baby shit colored sport coat. Does that thing reach his knees? Dude your a midget, get you coats in the kids deptartment. Oh, and your body language is very conducive to conversation. Please tell me that guy is the publisher’s rep.
November 9th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I’m still taller than both of you. And my dick is bigger.
The guy in the background loves fat chicks in blue dresses.
Can we do this more often?
November 9th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Queens of the Stone Age suck ass. Someone needs to rethink their style. That said, I am a huge fan of your intellectual property.
November 10th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Who says Value City doesn’t sell a good blazer?
November 10th, 2008 at 9:18 am
T-shirt and blazer?
November 10th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew at a muppets reunion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbItoJlfSyI
November 10th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Is the “White Dudes That Get No Action At All” Convention back in town?
WDTGNAAA rocks!!!