Hey, Who Are These Two Homos?

Can you spot the Pulitzer Prize winner in this photo? Hint: It’s not the tubby albino asshole in the failed hipster ensemble!

Photo by Michael Gluckstadt at Gelf

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53 Responses to “Hey, Who Are These Two Homos?”

  1. Christmas Ape Says:

    Four if you include the guy in the Yankees cap.

  2. BCW Says:

    http://engrishfunny.com/2008/11/07/engrish-marmeladebuchtel/

  3. deepfriar Says:

    Kudos for being the bigger man through this whole buzz thing. And I mean that literally. Jeez, is he height challenged or something?

  4. 310ToJoba Says:

    Drew, pal, you gotta little gay on you. Nope other side. Lower. Little higher…. there got it.

  5. Jimmy Bingo Says:

    A blimp and a wimp

  6. UZH Says:

    I seen some things I thought I never saw.

  7. deafjeff Says:

    Now I see where the “big” daddy came from. You are Andre.

  8. redright88 Says:

    LOL@ Leitch getting his game on in the background.

    The blonde appears to be eyeing the quickest possible escape route……

  9. Natrone Means Business Says:

    Jesus fuck you are white. I think us KSK commenters need to band together and get you some spray tan for xmas.

  10. doug's kin flutie Says:

    Was your “…And Justice For All” T-Shirt still in the wash?

    /reign in blood

  11. Stylist Mick Says:

    Sausage fest.

  12. porky1 Says:

    There’s white and then there’s “make Conan O’Brien look swarthy.”

  13. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    I am now casting parts for a movie based on this photograph. Here’s my dream list:

    James Spader as Will Leitch
    Jeremy Piven as Buzz Bissinger
    Angela Lansbury as Drew Magary

  14. mamacita Says:

    Your poor mom, still having to shop for you in Sears’ husky boys department…

  15. J.L. White Says:

    Hey, what’s Corky doing hanging out with Tom Cruise’s character from Tropic Thunder?

  16. J.L. White Says:

    (PS: I’m especially pissed that Drew’s fat face has replaced the Kama Sutra girls at the top of KSK.)

  17. QuarterlyProphet Says:

    “An ogre (feminine: ogress) is a large, cruel and hideous humanoid monster, featured in mythology, folklore and fiction. The term is often applied in a metaphorical sense to disgusting persons who exploit, brutalize or devour their victims. Ogres are oftentimes boring creatures used to habit and not coming out at night.”

    Dude, Wikipedia has got your number.

  18. Dr. Octagon Says:

    This photo is disturbing. Is he a midget or are you a giant or is it some combination?

  19. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    Who’s the lucky photographer who gets the Spanish ounce of gold?

  20. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    It might be a little too politically incorrect to make a down syndrome joke, but then again, we do have a black president now…

  21. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    my mom bought me that coat

    You mean you stole it off a hobo

  22. DC Says:

    At least you’re not that asshole crossing his arms in the background. Prick.

  23. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    A few notes here:

    1. No homo, Drew- congratulations on your literary success. Way to go, homo!
    2. Buzz Bissinger appears to be a midget Lewis Black impersonator.
    3. A Rum and Coke with a lime is called a Cuba Libre.
    4. Unless you’re a girl (or Professor Longhair or one of Teddy Roosevelt’s Rough Riders) drinking Rum ‘n’ Cokes when you have other cocktail options is kinda gay.
    5. Thanks for bringing back the Boris Karloff “Frankenstein” look.
    6. Exit Doors are to the rear. Drew can be used as a floatation device.

  24. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    7. Oh yeah, SKÅL VIKINGS!

  25. miamidiesel Says:

    The guy leering off to the right who got cut out of the picture? Yep, that’s me. Fuck it, I’m saying I got my pic on KSK – time to add another ‘accomplishment’ to the old resume…

  26. Smooty Says:

    Why are we talking about the fat kid from “Goonies?”

  27. miamidiesel Says:

    Also, one of the golden moments from that night; Buzz talking about his epic rant on Costas Now and how he singlehandedly advanced both Drew and Leitch’s careers while simultaneously fucking over Braylon Edwards. Little wonder why Braylon keeps dropping passes….

    /frustrated Braylon Edwards fantasy owner

  28. smeos Says:

    Am I the only one who thinks that Will Leitch looks like Dave Foley from “The Kids in the Hall”?

  29. Charlie Weis' FUPA Says:

    drew looks like he escaped from the special olympics

  30. Spilly Says:

    I think I’m starting to see where the material for the Double J posts come from.

    Don’t lie to us, the glass has a mix of mayonnaise and a stick of butter.

  31. Elle Says:

    Wow, everyone in that photo is looking pretty trashed. Just how much alcohol did you all consume? And why was I not there?

    p.s. Chamomiles Davis, I predict your movie will be a great success. Perfect casting–Leitch is totally rocking a crazed Spader grin there.

  32. Jay Says:

    Albinos have blond hair.

    And now, with that thoroughly unnecessary science, back to your scheduled program of mocking Drew.

  33. Ron Says:

    “Am I the only one who thinks that Will Leitch looks like Dave Foley from “The Kids in the Hall”?”

    Bawhahaha! I noticed that too. http://www.robsonarms.com/images/dave_foley.jpg

  34. Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Says:

    “She don’t smell much for a fat chick”

    Don’t tweed coats with patches come standard issue at Exeter?

  35. Crazy Little Thing Says:

    Buzz looks like your ashamed father.

  36. Starburied Says:

    Drew, you look like a 20 year old Jason Giambi…

    …who happens to suck dick as well.

  37. theGrantimal Says:

    can somebody give bissinger a box to stand on? good lord

  38. make it snow Says:

    Ooh, I bet it’s the tubby albino asshole in the failed hipster ensemble!

  39. roy Says:

    Hey Leitch, you chokin it?

  40. Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man Says:

    Now now Drew, I am sure you will win a Pulitzer soon enough

  41. Spanky Datass Says:

    miamid, what were you drinking?

  42. Spanky Datass Says:

    Coke Zero methinks?

  43. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    The juxtaposition of the picture of the Sexy Friday girls being just below the picture Magary, Bissinger and Leitch is painful and disturbing.

  44. Otto Man Says:

    Is Bissinger a Hobbit?

  45. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    His middle name is Bilbo.

  46. 310ToJoba Says:

    @ Gino

    The Sexy Friday Cockpunch will be a new installment on KSK.

  47. Favre's Next Interception Says:

    Did 2 Munchkins mate to produce Bissinger?
    Wow! That looks like a fun party – I can’t remember the last time I spent an awkward 2 hours with a bunch of uptight white guys wearing sport coats. What’s with the dude in the baby shit colored sport coat. Does that thing reach his knees? Dude your a midget, get you coats in the kids deptartment. Oh, and your body language is very conducive to conversation. Please tell me that guy is the publisher’s rep.

  48. Mo Charlo Says:

    I’m still taller than both of you. And my dick is bigger.

    The guy in the background loves fat chicks in blue dresses.

    Can we do this more often?

  49. Mo Charlo Says:

    Queens of the Stone Age suck ass. Someone needs to rethink their style. That said, I am a huge fan of your intellectual property.

  50. Jeff V Says:

    Who says Value City doesn’t sell a good blazer?

  51. Rocco Says:

    T-shirt and blazer?

  52. supermike2 Says:

    Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew at a muppets reunion.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbItoJlfSyI

  53. BAM Morrisey Says:

    Is the “White Dudes That Get No Action At All” Convention back in town?

    WDTGNAAA rocks!!!

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