Hey! Over Here! It’s A Suicide Pool Update!
So we’re finally updating the suicide pools for everyone paying attention. And we have instructions for those that have won their respective pools, so put down the Cheetos and pay attention.
IF YOU HAVE ALREADY WON YOUR POOL: Check the list after the jump and make sure your info is on the list. If it’s not, you need to email me.
IF YOU ARE STILL COMPETING IN YOUR POOL: Continue to make your picks on Yahoo! for this week. And make sure your group is on the list below. If it’s not, you need to email me.
We’ll have an update next week on where you’ll pick. It’s not exactly fair that some guys have already won their pool and still have a couple extra teams at their disposal. Next week, we’ll be starting a superpool with the remaining survivors and roll everything back so that all 32 teams will be back on the table. Yeah, it’s cumbersome and shitty, but it is fair. We’ll go into the playoffs if we have to.
And here’s your list:
>>>B.sonnet and jackstrawpeggyo still alive in KSK 17
>>>One still alive in Group #20847/KSK171717:
NJ Water Specialists
>>>Blue Team (Hollywood Eric)
is the winner of the KSK17 New Day Co-Op pool being as he is the only one left.
>>>Group #20147
KSK17 Hines Smire Factoly
Active:
Mr. White’s Season of Passion
Tarr Leceivels Lure!
Trust Doesn’t Rust
Jerry Jones’ Dramatic Entrance
>>>well, my pool just declared a champion when all but one person lost. his user name was TouchDownSyndrome. i don’t think he has actually had to pick anymore though…it says “Week Finished” is 8.
>>>KSK-UNDERDOGS group
team: Charles Oakley Beef, owner: smithkov
team: The Burnination, owner: paydro70
>>>3 teams remaining:
the great bambi
Felchy
Rod Smart
>>>EL BORRACHO IS LEFT IN GROUP NUMBER 19392
>>>Here’s the names of those still playing:
Gun Street Girl
Obama Said Knock You Out!
citizinKane
Biff King P.I.
>>>Mike P (Hardcore Zorn) won in my league. He may have stopped picking.
>>>These guys just won’t go away…
orangeman03 (Cheap Dick Butkus Joke)
kigeramseyscamera (HorseballsCollar)
>>>”abarzel” is the yahoo login
BiggestBossThatYaSeenThusFar is his username in the pool
(KSK Gobble dots)
>>>From “KSK17 EAS Myoplex League”…
Racist Dragons
Mi Uzi weighs Orton
Holybooters
>>>The guy who won was IanK202, but I guess he stopped picking when he won, week 5.
>>>davemattfan is the winner of my pool
>>>The Win that Never Comes — No Romo
>>>I’ve just got “Jim” in KSK17Wookiemania.
>>>Hey,
Last 2 died in week 6. They were both runover while masturbating. Hate it when I have to ID the bodies.
12-pack-Abs
>>>wo left….and the names are odd:
I will kill you
you’re not my fault
(those are the names. no, seriously.)
>>>Oshit Umenyiora
JT to VD for the TD
Michael Turner Overdrive
Krush
Surviving on Sam Adams
What Would Chris Henry Do
>>>In KSK17 RayCombsPoolParty:
Players left are:
El Goocho Cinco
Turd Ferguson’s Funny Hat
>>>Pick Set Pick % Users Picked
Lofa Tatupoontang – –
Oil Drill People – –
Bollinger! The Musical – –
Albino Rhino #77 – –
Trapped in Cowtown – –
Flip Flops – –
Hines Wald’s big smirre – –
>>>Welker’s Spheres:
kingkasmar
David
ajshangraw
akhann
>>>My team “Erin Andrew’s Snuke” is the winner of league #24913, “PURPLE PENIS EATERS”.
Tags: the KSK Suicide Pools
November 6th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Boo on reshuffling, although I understand why. I had things set up so that all I had to do was pick whoever was playing Detroit for the rest of the season.
November 6th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
This is the most successful I’ve been… at anything… in my entire life!!!
November 6th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
If one were to lose this week, I assume they would no longer be playing – no? Or do all of the above automatically make it into the reshuffled “league”?
November 6th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Echoing NannyGoats: do we need to stay alive this week if we already won our pool?
November 6th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
what if your group ISNT on the list?
KSK 17 Warthogs… Group # 18619
I’m one of two people left.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Brandon Marshall just whipped a dildo out of his pants after scoring a TD!!!!!!
November 6th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
@poop
I’m pretty sure it was a McDonalds bag, which he promptly fell on and crashed through a random TV in the endzone.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Looked like a big wad of Silly Putty to me. Or something of a flabby soft-like substance.
November 7th, 2008 at 1:47 am
that was a clusterfuck of information…so, if I’m winning, we do what? sit back and wait for the kudos?
November 7th, 2008 at 7:57 am
I am going to go with “I was tired” but just realized what the picture was even after looking at it last night. Where did you get the great shot ?
November 7th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Fuck me, just got eliminated because I forgot to pick before the Thursday game. I still believe Thursday night football is part of the NFL’s plan to fuck fantasy players, along with RB platoons.
November 7th, 2008 at 9:55 am
@WWCHD:
Same thing happened to me. Like I would have picked one of these shitbag teams anyways,
November 7th, 2008 at 10:09 am
What was that in Marshall’s aborted celebration attempt? Whatever it was, his teammates didn’t want the penalty.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:09 am
@ Slims – sorry, got the names in late, but I did send them.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Biff King, Private Investigator…
November 7th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Is that a Playmobil suicide bomber?
November 13th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
So, are we supposed to be doing something now?
November 19th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Suicide update? What’s going on? Where am I?