So we’re finally updating the suicide pools for everyone paying attention. And we have instructions for those that have won their respective pools, so put down the Cheetos and pay attention.

IF YOU HAVE ALREADY WON YOUR POOL: Check the list after the jump and make sure your info is on the list. If it’s not, you need to email me.

IF YOU ARE STILL COMPETING IN YOUR POOL: Continue to make your picks on Yahoo! for this week. And make sure your group is on the list below. If it’s not, you need to email me.

We’ll have an update next week on where you’ll pick. It’s not exactly fair that some guys have already won their pool and still have a couple extra teams at their disposal. Next week, we’ll be starting a superpool with the remaining survivors and roll everything back so that all 32 teams will be back on the table. Yeah, it’s cumbersome and shitty, but it is fair. We’ll go into the playoffs if we have to.

And here’s your list:

>>>B.sonnet and jackstrawpeggyo still alive in KSK 17

>>>One still alive in Group #20847/KSK171717:

NJ Water Specialists

>>>Blue Team (Hollywood Eric)

is the winner of the KSK17 New Day Co-Op pool being as he is the only one left.

>>>Group #20147
KSK17 Hines Smire Factoly

Active:
Mr. White’s Season of Passion
Tarr Leceivels Lure!
Trust Doesn’t Rust
Jerry Jones’ Dramatic Entrance

>>>well, my pool just declared a champion when all but one person lost. his user name was TouchDownSyndrome. i don’t think he has actually had to pick anymore though…it says “Week Finished” is 8.

>>>KSK-UNDERDOGS group

team: Charles Oakley Beef, owner: smithkov
team: The Burnination, owner: paydro70

>>>3 teams remaining:
the great bambi
Felchy
Rod Smart

>>>EL BORRACHO IS LEFT IN GROUP NUMBER 19392

>>>Here’s the names of those still playing:
Gun Street Girl
Obama Said Knock You Out!
citizinKane
Biff King P.I.

>>>Mike P (Hardcore Zorn) won in my league. He may have stopped picking.

>>>These guys just won’t go away…

orangeman03 (Cheap Dick Butkus Joke)
kigeramseyscamera (HorseballsCollar)

>>>”abarzel” is the yahoo login

BiggestBossThatYaSeenThusFar is his username in the pool
(KSK Gobble dots)

>>>From “KSK17 EAS Myoplex League”…

Racist Dragons
Mi Uzi weighs Orton
Holybooters

>>>The guy who won was IanK202, but I guess he stopped picking when he won, week 5.

>>>davemattfan is the winner of my pool

>>>The Win that Never Comes — No Romo

>>>I’ve just got “Jim” in KSK17Wookiemania.

>>>Hey,

Last 2 died in week 6. They were both runover while masturbating. Hate it when I have to ID the bodies.

12-pack-Abs

>>>wo left….and the names are odd:

I will kill you
you’re not my fault

(those are the names. no, seriously.)

>>>Oshit Umenyiora
JT to VD for the TD
Michael Turner Overdrive
Krush
Surviving on Sam Adams
What Would Chris Henry Do

>>>In KSK17 RayCombsPoolParty:

Players left are:

El Goocho Cinco
Turd Ferguson’s Funny Hat

>>>Pick Set Pick % Users Picked
Lofa Tatupoontang – –
Oil Drill People – –
Bollinger! The Musical – –
Albino Rhino #77 – –
Trapped in Cowtown – –
Flip Flops – –
Hines Wald’s big smirre – –

>>>Welker’s Spheres:

kingkasmar
David
ajshangraw
akhann

>>>My team “Erin Andrew’s Snuke” is the winner of league #24913, “PURPLE PENIS EATERS”.