Comments on: Happy Veterans Day From Kellen Winslow!

By: 5823111

5823111 — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:11:57 +0000

Is that supposed to be his war face? Because I’ll tell you, that’s not much of a war face.

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:48:08 +0000

Is that a testicle enlarged by staph infection in his football pants, or is he just happy to see us?

By: The One

The One — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:24:02 +0000

Unfortunately for K Low the second – his quarterback is unable to join him in the trenches.

‘Cause he’s gay, you see.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:36:03 +0000

“I never thought I’d be able to shoot down a German plane, but last summer I proved myself wrong!”

By: bk

bk — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:30 +0000

some bitch on the price is right was just playing the clock game, it was a lot like this.

By: Hop Union

Hop Union — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:28:43 +0000

Now if he was playing in Detroit, that would be a more credible war zone.

By: Katni

Katni — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:55:39 +0000

“Suburban San Diego can be a real jungle”

At least that’s what Kendra Wilkinson has been trying to tell us for 5 seasons of Girls Next Door. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a drum circle to attend over in Ocean Beach.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:48:43 +0000

Yeah Kellen’s a dipshit, but now that’s he’s got twinkletoes throwing him the ball, he can be the soldier he’s always dreamed of being.

/just don’t ask him to tell you what that means

By: Squirmin' Thurman

Squirmin' Thurman — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:46:01 +0000

“Were you in the shit?”
“Yeah, I was in the shit.”

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:41:31 +0000

I lost my hearing to a bazooka round in little big horn.

Or was that Okinawa? The one without the Indians!