Happy Veterans Day From Kellen Winslow!
“Happy Veterans Day, my fellow soldiers! Say, you remember that one time, when we were in the shit? That was AWESOME.”
Tags: pieces of shit, post traumatic testicle disorder, Suburban San Diego can be a real jungle
November 11th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Thanks Kellen, we had some rough times over there, didn’t we?
November 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am
I’ve seen some things, man. And I’ve seen some stuff.
I wouldn’t recommend it
November 11th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Every night I wake up screaming. I can’t get the thoughts of Cleveland out of my head.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:09 am
The horror. The horror!
/thinking about last Thursday night
November 11th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Seriously – fuck the browns.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire on the banks of the Cuyahoga. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Brecksville Dam. All those moments will be lost in time… like staph infections immersed in Penicillin. Time to inject.
.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:23 am
He’s always reliving the pain…of the tattoo needle.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:29 am
I lost my hearing to a bazooka round in little big horn.
/played K Low and his staphtastic testicles this past week, fuck and yes!
November 11th, 2008 at 10:41 am
I lost my hearing to a bazooka round in little big horn.
Or was that Okinawa? The one without the Indians!
November 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am
“Were you in the shit?”
“Yeah, I was in the shit.”
November 11th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Yeah Kellen’s a dipshit, but now that’s he’s got twinkletoes throwing him the ball, he can be the soldier he’s always dreamed of being.
/just don’t ask him to tell you what that means
November 11th, 2008 at 10:55 am
“Suburban San Diego can be a real jungle”
At least that’s what Kendra Wilkinson has been trying to tell us for 5 seasons of Girls Next Door. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a drum circle to attend over in Ocean Beach.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Now if he was playing in Detroit, that would be a more credible war zone.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:31 am
some bitch on the price is right was just playing the clock game, it was a lot like this.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:36 am
“I never thought I’d be able to shoot down a German plane, but last summer I proved myself wrong!”
November 11th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Unfortunately for K Low the second – his quarterback is unable to join him in the trenches.
‘Cause he’s gay, you see.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Is that a testicle enlarged by staph infection in his football pants, or is he just happy to see us?
November 11th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Is that supposed to be his war face? Because I’ll tell you, that’s not much of a war face.