Comments on: God Explains Week 9 Of The NFL

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:11:05 +0000

No, I want you to go to church because I want you to be reminded each week that there’s more to life than just YOU, fucko.

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Good one.

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:20:39 +0000

I’m sure he will let the Lions of Detriot perservere this week since my Jags are fucking midget blowers right now.

By: Orton's lucky shot glass

Orton's lucky shot glass — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:00:17 +0000

Youdamn it!

Why are you punishing the Bears by smiting Orton? One would think that you would favor the drunk Neckbeard over the sodomistic Sexcannon!

Didn’t you smite a biblical city for that shit!

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:41:11 +0000

way to close, BDD. himdaaammmm. see ya in hell.

also, amen and peace be with you, Animal Mother.

By: Tawwmy

Tawwmy — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:39:44 +0000

Hey Gawd,

Fack you, you fackin’ ovahrated sun deity. How could yaah let thaah Cowlts beat oua beloved Pats. Christ on ah crahss that shit is weak.

By: John S.

John S. — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:28:09 +0000

yeah… and “It” was supposed to be “If”

By: John S.

John S. — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:27:40 +0000

It I had a band, I would name it “Godsoon of Lordbutter”

By: Nince Veil

Nince Veil — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:25:17 +0000

> You know I can masturbate without using my hands?

Somewhere in there is a joke about “being touched by His noodly appendage”.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:17:33 +0000

Dear Big Man,

Thanks for putting the smite down on the rump-rangers from Dallas again this week. I also enjoyed how You vexed the Little Dannys from DC. Looking forward to see how You make the sodomites of Philly suffer this week.

It’s obvious You’re using Eli to do Your work here on Earth. Good idea, no one would ever see that coming.

Thanks again.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:16:54 +0000

medamn

Outstanding