Comments on: God Explains Week 12 Of The NFL

By: Duke of Madness

Duke of Madness — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:30:09 +0000

@VYS

Two words explain the 2008 Vikings season: Brad Childress

You’re welcome.

By: tripping ballzzzz

tripping ballzzzz — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:09:45 +0000

WERE COOL THOUGH

By: tripping ballzzzz

tripping ballzzzz — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:08:18 +0000

haha man im tiripping balllzzz buT read big dADDY DREW DAILY, BUT RIGHT NOW THE GOD BE ASKING FOR A WORKING DICK? MY DICKS FUCKING BUSTED MAN, BAD FUCKING TRIP MAN.

By: porky1

porky1 — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:31:48 +0000

Thank you God…

For embarrassing Mike Shanahan last Sunday
For doppelbocks and porters
For my girlfriend’s great big wonderful titties
For a job that, while backbreaking and shitty, at least pays well enough
For for the internet’s Holy Testicular Trinity: Fantasy Football, KSK, and Free Porn

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:37:45 +0000

God didn’t really do much explaining about Week 12. It was all angry condescending lecturing, like we’re each the lone white guy at a mandatory workplace diversity seminar.

I’m still waiting for God to explain what the hell is up the Vikings 2008 season. That one is a mystery beyond all human reason.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:55:04 +0000

I’m setting myself up here, but oh well, nowhere else is it more appropriate…is it wrong of me to be thankful for the penis as well? And like mamacita, I’m thankful for my lady bits.

I’d also like to give thanks for Tony Romo’s healed pinkie finger. Or at least that he stopped being a pussy about it.

@ StuScottBooyahs – whoa whoa whoa. There’s no such thing as drinking too early!

By: Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man

Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:53:38 +0000

Dear God,

Thank you for creating Patriots fans so we can all laugh at them here on this blog…..18*-1 bitches!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Your loyal servant,
Day Man

By: Gino Tourettesa

Gino Tourettesa — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:25:16 +0000

“Thank him for the sherry”?

I hope that tag is an esoteric and hilarious joke that I’m just not getting, not a real admonition. Sherry is only good for adding flavor to the turkey soup you cook the next day. I’ll be thanking the Lord for the delicious whiskies of Scotland and Ireland that quiet the voices in my head and make my relatives presence bearable.

By: Gino Tourettesa

Gino Tourettesa — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:16:47 +0000

@ Slothrop

Damn Straight, Right On, Fuck Yeah and a AAAAAAMEN!

By: Gennifer With A G

Gennifer With A G — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:15:11 +0000

Dear God,
I could have been born in any one of twenty-six different NFL cities and you had to make it fucking Cleveland.

Screw you.

Gennifer with a G