While I was not pleased with last Thursday night’s outcome. I can live with it if, and only if, You cause Brett Favre’s
(why did You spell his name that way?) limbs, and I mean all of them, to be shattered by Haynesworth and company this week. Permanent paralyzation is OK.
Also, why, if we are made in the likeness of Your Anus, does all the shit talk come out of DC?

Do I have this right or what? The house probably took a bath anyway as I’d imagine most of the action was on the Eagles to cover.

Thanks for the great ride this weekend God => BC +7, SD +5, DAL -2, and finally the bust out on BUF -5.

I’m a bit troubled. Are you saying the whole “Wide Right” thing was just a fluke? I was hoping for more meaning, especially after ESPN kept showing Jim Kelly on the sidelines.

For a brief moment, I thought I had seen your divine hand at work.

But then you concluded with the part about Boston fans being made in the image of God’s anus. I am so sorry for doubting. Hallelujah Praise Jeezus. Purple Red White Black or Brown. Praise the whole rainbow of Jeezuses.

How could you let the Browns of Cleveland win? I thought you did not like the baloney ponies? It’s because he’s a Golden Domer isn’t it? Is Dana Jacobsen from Buffalo or something?

/Disgruntled Bills fan
/At least Suzy looked good

Pleas let Mike Singletary spontaneously combust on the sidelines against your team this weekend. I never get tired of watching caoches lose their shit with the cameras fixed on them.

Also, thanks for Hot Suzy on Monday. MILF extraordinaire.

Thanks for nothing. First you smite the knees and toes of our All-Pros, take away Cromartie’s spine and put Rivers’ cerebral cortex. Then you give Delhomme x-ray vision, Hochuli blindness, and Polumalu the ability to fly. Ok, we get it – you’re trying to make the AFC West interesting, but can you stop already? It’s time for the Chargers to start winning again – it would be really funny if Peyton beat his record from last year and threw 7 interceptions this week, right?

Love, the last sober Chargers fan

Just wondering, what did Your linebacker do to you last week?

-Giants Fan

Pleasepleaseplease let the Two Score and Niners of Saint Francis school the Cattle Ranchers of Dallas. I have that in my office pool and I wanna fuck with everyone.

Regards,

The Balls Without Staph in Cleveland.