Comments on: God Explains Week 10 of the NFL Season

By: ACMEsalesrep

ACMEsalesrep — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:56:06 +0000

“Maybe you could thank another deity for the time being, because really, we’re all pretty much the same.”

Could you put that on a billboard or something? ‘Cuz it seems a lot of people don’t quite get that.

CR — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:14:20 +0000

Dear God, Perhaps the solution to the Lions issue is to simply smite William Clay Ford? Why must the Lions fans be punished? Why God, Why???

TylerDurden — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:34:46 +0000

Maybe you could thank another deity for the time being, because really, we’re all pretty much the same

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I expect such inane and ignorant comments out of simmons – not you guys.

Gino Tourettesa — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:33:16 +0000

He has a shitload of Hebrew names (Jah among them) but Jehova or Yahweh is the one you’re not supposed to say.

John S. — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:15:31 +0000

Nah… Jehovah is an incorrect Latinized way of articulating the Hebrew YHWH.

jackin'4beats — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:34:43 +0000

I thought his name was Jehovah. That’s what those fine people keep telling me Saturday mornings when they stop by to say hello.

John S. — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:36:00 +0000

You would think that “He Who Is” would not refer to himself as “Adonai,” but, rather, YHWH.

Just saying.

Oh… and…. GO ‘SKINS!

Gennifer With A G — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:24:34 +0000

So if Ford tellin’ ya to slam stone tablets up your ass is what did it for Detroit, can I ask what the hell happened in Cleveland??

jujrok — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:20:48 +0000

@fmra: the keeper of the nfl faith and resurrection is none other than

herr kommisar goodell.

he will ensure its aryan blood courses true and succumbs not to the temptations of mongrelization.

primarily by farming out the eagles cheerleaders.

the lord’s work indeed.

Ben — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:29:24 +0000

I’d like God to explain why the power went out in the movie theater while I was seeing Role Models — thanks for ruining a hilarious movie!