(puerta flies open)

Mi amigos. Gay Zorro believes in justice for all la gente! And if Gay Zorro wants to head down to the Castro district and put his churro into Juanito’s hoyo de feliz, that is Gay Zorro’s right, and the right of all los hijos de Santa Cruz!

(shoots z-shaped semen stain onto pool boy’s polo shirt)

GAY ZORRO WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ALL THE GAY PEOPLE! VAMANOS, LOS QUEERIOS!