(puerta flies open)
Mi amigos. Gay Zorro believes in justice for all la gente! And if Gay Zorro wants to head down to the Castro district and put his churro into Juanito’s hoyo de feliz, that is Gay Zorro’s right, and the right of all los hijos de Santa Cruz!
(shoots z-shaped semen stain onto pool boy’s polo shirt)
GAY ZORRO WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ALL THE GAY PEOPLE! VAMANOS, LOS QUEERIOS!
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Yeah, Garcia definitely looks better with that mask on.
VIVA GAY ZORRO!
Technically the Castro is NORTH of Santa Cruz, but I won’t quibble. Gay Zorro had my vote today!
Nine posts in and nobody posts anything about Vince Young wanting his right to dance shirtless with his all-male posse.
Makes VY want to sit all alone at the end of the bench and have a good cry. And dream of offing himself.
Isn’t “Gay Zorro” kind of redundant?
Saaaaaved baaaaah Zorrrrrrooooo.
If Garcia wants to vote in Florida, it would be no on 2.
Gay Zorro’s predecessor in San Francisco also says “No on 8″. Charles Haley is as disgusted as he is unsurprised.
+1 for the churro usage
Love that pic. Gay Zorro is now my ID photo on my work’s Sharepoint site.
in due time
Speaking of gay QBs, Brady Quinn is announced as the starter this week and we haven’t seen SHIT from KSK. What the hell?