FACK YOU, AMERICA! If you love dahhkies mar than you love the fackin’ Sawx and Pats, then you ahhh nawt true America fans! This could be ow-uh dahhhkest ow-uh! Adam Vineteiri, you ahhh a fackin’ traitah!!!
No one wants some dahhkie Chicawgo fan in chahhge! Chicawgo fans don’t have the rooting powuh of the LEGENDARY fackin’ Baston faithful! NO ONE DENIES THIS! Papelbawn should have run! Paaaapelbawn!
(puts entire pack of Red Man in mouth)
(smokes thirty Parliaments simultaneously)
(drinks gallon of vodka and Hawaiian Punch)
(cranks Three Doors Down album)
(gets Yosemite Sam tattoo on quadricep)
(throws garbage can through tenement window)
(attaches wallet chain to belt loop)
FAAACK YOOOOOU!!!! CELTIC NATION WILL FARM ITS OWN COUNTRY, YOU FACKS!
I want more like this!
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