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	<title>Comments on: Fare Thee Well, Cocktoucher</title>
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		<title>By: oceans</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/fare-the-well-cocktoucher.html/comment-page-1#comment-88319</link>
		<dc:creator>oceans</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 09:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Priceless picture.  Where DO you find these things??  HYSTERICAL!!!




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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Priceless picture.  Where DO you find these things??  HYSTERICAL!!!</p>
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		<title>By: porky1</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/fare-the-well-cocktoucher.html/comment-page-1#comment-88153</link>
		<dc:creator>porky1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn&#039;t the one in the middle like, 16?  Did Anthony Michael Hall have a son?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t the one in the middle like, 16?  Did Anthony Michael Hall have a son?</p>
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		<title>By: Vince Young Sausage</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/fare-the-well-cocktoucher.html/comment-page-1#comment-88147</link>
		<dc:creator>Vince Young Sausage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve seen this picture many many times and I still don&#039;t have a frickin&#039; clue what possibly could have led up to this scene happening.  Could be a primer on how to heal Soldier Winslow&#039;s swelling problem through the traditional method of laying on of hands.  Or it could be just a pink-wearing closet case wanted to grab some cockage any way he can.

Bottom line:  Doesn&#039;t Gay America have enough shit to deal with, without also having to engage in apologetics for Ms. Quinn?  I mean, really.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve seen this picture many many times and I still don&#8217;t have a frickin&#8217; clue what possibly could have led up to this scene happening.  Could be a primer on how to heal Soldier Winslow&#8217;s swelling problem through the traditional method of laying on of hands.  Or it could be just a pink-wearing closet case wanted to grab some cockage any way he can.</p>
<p>Bottom line:  Doesn&#8217;t Gay America have enough shit to deal with, without also having to engage in apologetics for Ms. Quinn?  I mean, really.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettesa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettesa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That first picture raises a lot of disturbing questions that I don&#039;t want to know the answers to.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That first picture raises a lot of disturbing questions that I don&#8217;t want to know the answers to.</p>
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		<title>By: Kimbo Gash</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/fare-the-well-cocktoucher.html/comment-page-1#comment-88142</link>
		<dc:creator>Kimbo Gash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Zollo the Gay Brade not smiring now.</description>
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		<title>By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s not Sexy Friday, it&#039;s Scrotal Contact Wednesday. Sexy Friday should be even sexier this week due to the fact that all the broads will be out shopping and we&#039;re free to look at the raciest pics with impunity because we&#039;ll all be home alone to wallow in our leftovers and, for fans of the Lions, Eagles and Seahawks, football-team related indigestion.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not Sexy Friday, it&#8217;s Scrotal Contact Wednesday. Sexy Friday should be even sexier this week due to the fact that all the broads will be out shopping and we&#8217;re free to look at the raciest pics with impunity because we&#8217;ll all be home alone to wallow in our leftovers and, for fans of the Lions, Eagles and Seahawks, football-team related indigestion.</p>
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		<title>By: 5823111</title>
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		<dc:creator>5823111</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Off to the side when this picture was taken was a fag drill sargent screaming, &quot;Pop those collars!  Pop &#039;em!  Pop those fucking collars ladies!!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Off to the side when this picture was taken was a fag drill sargent screaming, &#8220;Pop those collars!  Pop &#8216;em!  Pop those fucking collars ladies!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Brady Quinn's Courage</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brady Quinn's Courage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great...  Knowing Cleveland&#039;s luck, he&#039;ll get a staph infection and have the finger amputated, forcing him to retire and even worse, forcing me to come up with a new handle for KSK.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great&#8230;  Knowing Cleveland&#8217;s luck, he&#8217;ll get a staph infection and have the finger amputated, forcing him to retire and even worse, forcing me to come up with a new handle for KSK.</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gennifer with a G gets the gold star for the day.  Boss Hogg &gt;&gt; Boss Crennel (barely)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gennifer with a G gets the gold star for the day.  Boss Hogg &gt;&gt; Boss Crennel (barely)</p>
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		<title>By: Gennifer With A G</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gennifer With A G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brady Queen should have never started in the first place! WTF?? Tony Romo has a broken pinky and he&#039;s out four weeks, Brady is starting his second game EVER with a broken INDEX finger (different than a pinky!) and you LET HIM PLAY? Had he sat out the game against the Texans the finger might have healed up well enough for him to play again this season, but he played and fucked it up worse and now he&#039;s a certainty to be finished.  I love Derek Anderson (size 17 shoe!) so I&#039;m hoping this turns in his favour and he has a good showing in the rest of the games. 

I&#039;ve always thought Boss Crennel was a great guy, but he simply cannot coach this team anymore. If I&#039;m a girl, and I know I can outcoach him, then he&#039;s definitely got to go...fuck Cleveland. God, I&#039;m so pissed....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brady Queen should have never started in the first place! WTF?? Tony Romo has a broken pinky and he&#8217;s out four weeks, Brady is starting his second game EVER with a broken INDEX finger (different than a pinky!) and you LET HIM PLAY? Had he sat out the game against the Texans the finger might have healed up well enough for him to play again this season, but he played and fucked it up worse and now he&#8217;s a certainty to be finished.  I love Derek Anderson (size 17 shoe!) so I&#8217;m hoping this turns in his favour and he has a good showing in the rest of the games. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve always thought Boss Crennel was a great guy, but he simply cannot coach this team anymore. If I&#8217;m a girl, and I know I can outcoach him, then he&#8217;s definitely got to go&#8230;fuck Cleveland. God, I&#8217;m so pissed&#8230;.</p>
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