Fare Thee Well, Cocktoucher
It is with heavy hearts that we bid farewell to Brady Quinn for the rest of the season. Cleveland’s quarterback has a broken index finger, an injury that’s been exacerbated by Quinn’s insistence on using said finger to stimulate his own prostate. Truly, a sad day for football fans everywhere.
Until next year, enjoy some “classic” Quinn.
Tags: brady quinn, gay quarterbacks, really really gay quarterbacks
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November 26th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
The Horse Balls era begins anew
November 26th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
“Fare Thee Well, Cocktoucher” reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrapC2a_3Xg
November 26th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Ok, enough. He’s not gay, he just likes to stroke other guys smooth smooth erect cocks. Jeez, he’s a Republican what do you want from him?!
November 26th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
No handjobs or he could tear the tendons from the bone :(
November 26th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
This is an odd start to Sexy Friday.
November 26th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Is BQ molesting an elf in this picture?
November 26th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Seriously? No “nightmare fuel” tag for the prostate thing?
November 26th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
The Midwestern WASPiness is overwhelming in this picture. So is the faggotness.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
“Tear the tendon from the bone” and “he just likes to stroke other guys smooth smooth erect cocks” seems apropos for Mr. Quinn, no?
November 26th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
This picture is the gift that keeps on giving….. me an erection.
What?
November 26th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Quinn can’t be gay because I have it on good authority that there are no homosexuals in Cleveland or in all of Ohio for that matter. Both the Browns and the Bengals are filled with robust, heterosexual men.
/except for the steel workers
//random Simpsonism
November 26th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
So the Browns are shooting for the Manning exacta for the season. 2-0 vs. Archie’s seed, 2-12 vs. everyone else.
NFL STD. Catch it!
November 26th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
This says something about the two franchises with QB-finger injuries…what that is, I don’t know.
November 26th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Brady Queen should have never started in the first place! WTF?? Tony Romo has a broken pinky and he’s out four weeks, Brady is starting his second game EVER with a broken INDEX finger (different than a pinky!) and you LET HIM PLAY? Had he sat out the game against the Texans the finger might have healed up well enough for him to play again this season, but he played and fucked it up worse and now he’s a certainty to be finished. I love Derek Anderson (size 17 shoe!) so I’m hoping this turns in his favour and he has a good showing in the rest of the games.
I’ve always thought Boss Crennel was a great guy, but he simply cannot coach this team anymore. If I’m a girl, and I know I can outcoach him, then he’s definitely got to go…fuck Cleveland. God, I’m so pissed….
November 26th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Gennifer with a G gets the gold star for the day. Boss Hogg >> Boss Crennel (barely)
November 26th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Great… Knowing Cleveland’s luck, he’ll get a staph infection and have the finger amputated, forcing him to retire and even worse, forcing me to come up with a new handle for KSK.
November 26th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Off to the side when this picture was taken was a fag drill sargent screaming, “Pop those collars! Pop ‘em! Pop those fucking collars ladies!!”
November 26th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
It’s not Sexy Friday, it’s Scrotal Contact Wednesday. Sexy Friday should be even sexier this week due to the fact that all the broads will be out shopping and we’re free to look at the raciest pics with impunity because we’ll all be home alone to wallow in our leftovers and, for fans of the Lions, Eagles and Seahawks, football-team related indigestion.
November 26th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Zollo the Gay Brade not smiring now.
November 26th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
That first picture raises a lot of disturbing questions that I don’t want to know the answers to.
November 26th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
I’ve seen this picture many many times and I still don’t have a frickin’ clue what possibly could have led up to this scene happening. Could be a primer on how to heal Soldier Winslow’s swelling problem through the traditional method of laying on of hands. Or it could be just a pink-wearing closet case wanted to grab some cockage any way he can.
Bottom line: Doesn’t Gay America have enough shit to deal with, without also having to engage in apologetics for Ms. Quinn? I mean, really.
November 26th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Isn’t the one in the middle like, 16? Did Anthony Michael Hall have a son?
November 28th, 2008 at 4:19 am
Priceless picture. Where DO you find these things?? HYSTERICAL!!!
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