Drinking that Cowboy Kool-Aid
At least one Dallas fan is convinced that everything is going to be just fine after the Cowboys take a week off. Previously here at KSK, we had associated all things Kool-Aid with Laurence Maroney. But Maroney has been a bust thus far in his career. Even worse (much, much worse): Maroney is a cancer upon my fantasy football season. Construda, my ass.
But for real, if the Cowboys signed DeAngelo Hall they would be right back in the thick of things. Plus you just know Romo is going to be better than ev-…. Damn, now I’m a little thirsty.
Tags: Cowboy Fans, Is that commenter jackin’4beats?, youtubage
November 7th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Yes… yes he is.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
The Kool-Aid tastes so, so sweet. It’s going to work!
November 7th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I just made some Kool-Aid…of the Tropical Punch variety.
I don’t even think this black man likes Kool-Aid (if that’s possible)…he keeps drinking, yet the jug is at the same level the entire video. No refills????? Then he just dumps it on his face. No black man I know would waste such a delicious commodity like that.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
That guy must be the nicest guy in Dallas, because people in Dallas are generally pretty much dickheads.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
He’ll be mixing in a little cyanide come January.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
He should be a national correspondent for a blog, or something.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
The Roy Williams jersey is just icing on the cake. Whether that was intentional irony or not, I love it.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Guhh. I spent so much time last season being a fervent apologist for Maroney despite his incessant Nijinsky impression at the gap… and now here I am, a year later, watching his bitch ass sit on the sidelines as I re-mourn the loss of Corey Dillon. You let me down, Kool-Aid. YOU LET ME DOWN.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Maroney is a shitbird of Lee Evans proportions
November 7th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Let’s hope we get the same results as the last time a bunch of folks/sheep drank the Kool-Aid following a self proclaimed messiah with a huge ego and named Jones.
/is 30 years too soon?
November 7th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
No “OOOOOOH YEEAAAAAAAAAH”?
That’s not Kool Aid, that’s Cherry Drank.
November 7th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
The video is pretty funny, but, c’mon, evryone knows black guys can’t use computers – or read that well.
Yes, yes I live in Boston. Why do you ask?
November 7th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Don’t forget to wash you ass.
November 7th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
A black man with a Mac AND Kool-Aid, man this Obama Presidency thing works fast.
November 7th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Signing d-hall, who is arguably the most overrated cover corner in the league would be the cherry on top of this jerry jones sh!t sundae.
/Cowboy fan for > 30 years.
November 7th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
he’s not drinking kool-aid, he’s sippin’ on sizzurp
November 7th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Jerry Jones is continuing his brother Jim’s work, but he can’t decide on whether to call the new stadium Kool-Aid Field or Jonestown.
November 7th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Afro Man?
November 7th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Ever tasted Kool-Aid powder out of the packet? If you haven’t, don’t. It’s similar to eating baking chocolate or drinking cooking wine.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
WOW I FINALLY MADE THE TAGS!!1!!111!!!!
Can’t see the video at work, but I’m sure it’s one of the dumber Cowboys fans who thinks that every FA castoff should be signed by the ‘boys. I’ve been a fan for 30 years now and I hated the Pac Man signing and didn’t originally like the TO signing, but admittedly, he’s done more good than bad for the team.
Once Romo comes back, the offense will look better because he makes the O-Line look better with his mobility. They don’t need to hold blocks as long because he moves around in the pocket. Just hoping he’s got some stickem on his hands so he doesn’t fumble as much in the 2nd half of the season. Felix Jones also needs to come back, but unless the D learns how to tackle and stops giving up big plays, it won’t matter…maybe tubby can donate some if his biscuits and gravy to the DEF player who knocks out the opposing team’s best offensive player. Or better yet he can donate a one night stand with his daughter–I hear she’s smokin’
November 7th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
OK, WTF is up with the black Cowboys jersey? And long did it take him to film that shit? I mean you can see the shadows creeping across his yard like an afternoon baseball game.
At least the production graphics at the beginning and end are kinda tight.