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	<title>Comments on: &#8216;Don&#8217;t You Be Touchin&#8217; My Celebration Weed Now!&#8217;</title>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great post, thanks for the info... last part makes the most sense though</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great post, thanks for the info&#8230; last part makes the most sense though</p>
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		<title>By: Kimbo Gash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kimbo Gash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FIX YO BONG!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FIX YO BONG!</p>
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		<title>By: Fred</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fred</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I got my drink and my 2 step
My drink and my 2 step
I got my drink and my 2 step
My drink and my 2 step
And it&#039;s on, it&#039;s on, it&#039;s on, it&#039;s on</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got my drink and my 2 step<br />
My drink and my 2 step<br />
I got my drink and my 2 step<br />
My drink and my 2 step<br />
And it&#8217;s on, it&#8217;s on, it&#8217;s on, it&#8217;s on</p>
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		<title>By: Major Mel Funkshun</title>
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		<dc:creator>Major Mel Funkshun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When you share the weed, you get much higher.


/damn my communist roots.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you share the weed, you get much higher.</p>
<p>/damn my communist roots.</p>
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		<title>By: Doug's Kin Flutie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Doug's Kin Flutie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When did Barack marry Condy?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When did Barack marry Condy?</p>
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		<title>By: Gern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A multi-million dollars, almost overnight....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A multi-million dollars, almost overnight&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Nate Newton's van</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nate Newton's van</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m all for the redistribution of weed....just stay the fuck outta mine!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m all for the redistribution of weed&#8230;.just stay the fuck outta mine!</p>
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		<title>By: Simone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Simone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How about Cindy McCain&#039;s &quot;Touch my pills and I will proverbially strangle a...what is it that they say...female dog? Oh, gosh darn it - let&#039;s light up your so-called blunt, Michelle. Just please don&#039;t carbomb me, spawn of Allah!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How about Cindy McCain&#8217;s &#8220;Touch my pills and I will proverbially strangle a&#8230;what is it that they say&#8230;female dog? Oh, gosh darn it &#8211; let&#8217;s light up your so-called blunt, Michelle. Just please don&#8217;t carbomb me, spawn of Allah!</p>
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		<title>By: Trips</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trips</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have read KSK since its inception. I can say, without a doubt, that this is the funniest thing you guys have ever produced. Well played, sirs. Well played.

Now go eatabagadicks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have read KSK since its inception. I can say, without a doubt, that this is the funniest thing you guys have ever produced. Well played, sirs. Well played.</p>
<p>Now go eatabagadicks.</p>
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		<title>By: Monkey Business</title>
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		<dc:creator>Monkey Business</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I&#039;m looking forward to the Obama&#039;s hotboxing the Oval Office. And Air Force One.

Personally, if Barack and Michelle turned out to be straight up gangsta, I&#039;d still vote for them. I&#039;m digging the idea of Barack telling Putin to &quot;FIX YO MOUF!&quot; and appointing a Secretary of Legistlatin&#039; An&#039; Shit, Poppin Fools, Serving (as in &quot;You Got Served&quot;), Malt Liquor and Weed Gettin&#039;, and Keepin&#039; It Real.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I&#8217;m looking forward to the Obama&#8217;s hotboxing the Oval Office. And Air Force One.</p>
<p>Personally, if Barack and Michelle turned out to be straight up gangsta, I&#8217;d still vote for them. I&#8217;m digging the idea of Barack telling Putin to &#8220;FIX YO MOUF!&#8221; and appointing a Secretary of Legistlatin&#8217; An&#8217; Shit, Poppin Fools, Serving (as in &#8220;You Got Served&#8221;), Malt Liquor and Weed Gettin&#8217;, and Keepin&#8217; It Real.</p>
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