White supremacists love Barack Obama, and they’d be similarly enamored with this quarterback stable in the early games. The Titans seem primed for an early win at home against the Pack, but keep in mind that the 1 p.m. games are never easy on Kerry Collins’ hangovers. Another QB who might’ve played for Green Bay at some point leads his fellow 4-3 team into Buffalo for some power outage fun. If those don’t do it for you, there’re always the minimally consequential contests between the Texans and Vikes and the Cleveland Browns and the Cleveland Browns of Baltimore.
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@Christmas Ape:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Did anyone see Orton’s face at the tunnel as he was carted off? He looked like he passed out from drinking.
Fucking Sexy Rexy. You goddamn son of a bitch.
Jesus. Titans fans are quickly becoming insufferable.
Attention All Titans Haters!!! 8-0 motherfuckers. Eat my asshole beyotches!
i can’t believe Fox cut to commercial preceeding Raiders/Falcons kickoff JUST AS BIRONAS WAS KICKING. fuck you fox
We got more Brady Quinn chants in Believeland.
You can smell the gravy and Axe Effect Tony Siragusa is sweating on the side lines.
Maybe Hines breaks out the wine, and he and Ben have some deep philosophical discussions.
“Rongrastname, do realize that after January Dick Cheney will no ronger be our vice president?”
“HARF HARF HARF YOU SAID ‘DICK.’”
“Pretty sure it took Ben a season and a half to lose as many games as Flacco has now”
Oh, I know. I thought the Ben/Flacco comparison was insulting and was just perpetuating the “Ben is nothing but a game-manager” myth. All I’m saying is that Ben, well, Ben doesn’t strike me as the type to be a pretentious drunk. But you never know. Maybe Hines breaks out the wine, and he and Ben have some deep philosophical discussions.
Throwing into double and triple coverage? Did the Packers just resign Favre to an extension?
Did the line of scrimmage and first-down line in the GB/TEN game just wildly fluctuate, or am I stroking out? Just want to know if I should call a doctor.
Incomplete pass on first down, as an apparently frightened Kerry Collins fires the ball into the defensive line. Now THAT’S the quarterback we Giants fans remember!
It’s like my father always told me: You can never count out a John Harbaugh team. You just can’t do it.
Oop. Spoke too soon. The Ravens came back. I should never place that much faith in the Browns.
Favre just got slobberknockered. more, please, Bills
Drinking Game for the Suicidal NFL Fan:
Have a shot every time that fucking Toyota “Saved by Zero” ad comes on. Your BAC will reach fatal levels in no time!
If ever there was a QB that put his team on his back and carried them to victory it was Ben Roethlisberger
I just saw something kinda funny in the Titan’s-Packers game:
A Tennessee cop working security in the end zone just reacted big time to a non-pass interference call that could have been a Titans’ score. He pointed to where the flag should be and had a fan’s “what the fuck?” expression. I know they’re not supposed to watch the game, but I don’t see how they can’t. Any reader here would be the worst on-field employee if he worked an NFL game.
Childress with another “kick-ass” 3 yard screen pass on 3rd n 12. Chilly has officially started the prevent offense again with a 7 point lead.
And just like that, Bmore be fucked.
Pretty sure it took Ben a season and a half to lose as many games as Flacco has now.
I think my ears are deceiving me…the announcers of this Browns/Browns of Baltimore game were comparing Joe Flacco to Ben Rongrast and they referred to Ben as “smart.”
Also, Flacco went 3 and out on that drive.
I’ve never done it before, but Grossman actually had me rolling on the floor laughing with that overthrow.
If Orton is out for the year, are the Bears front office bad enough to actually extend a guy on IR? If not, do they extend Grossman?
/Cackles
Aaron Rodgers tries a throwgasm with the news that Grossman is back, and the result is about the same.
And as a fan of the greatest movies of all time, I’m stoked for your name, Cobra.
As a KSK fan, I’m stoked for the Cumslinger’s return. As a Bears fan, I’m sick to my stomach.
Sorry, SUKO. Tough break. Or, if I were you, I’d be hoping it’s a tough sprain.
Can anyone think of a more boring must-see game than Titans/Packers this season?
And what’s this? Mike Brown is also injured and out for the game? That’s unpossible!
I really hope that the fuckhead Neanderthal “fans” at the game don’t boo Grossman for every incompletion or mis-step. Nothing like fans who try to intentionally shatter their own QB’s confidence.
/yes I know the Cumslinger is not actually “good”.
Why is Sage Rosenfels in the game I cannot SEEEEEE
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
:-(
Who’s the retard in street clothes who tried to head-butt a helmeted teamate? Titans IR douche?
Looks like Orton just got his ACL popped. Good thing I didn’t pick him up for fantasy!
Viva le Cumslinger!
november 2 and the christmas commercials have begun.
everyone pick out your favorite wall and commence beating your head against it.
Lendale’s done for the half after that. Somebody get him a milkshake IV.
Ryan Fitzpatrick is making his Ivy league compadres just on the edge of killing themselves from Wall Street tanking happy this morning.
It’s worth repeating, when the Browns and the Ravens play, I’m rooting for the quantum black hole to pass through the stadium taking both teams and their fans with it. Maybe to an alternate universe where everything is black and gold.
/Goin’ to my happy place
With that touchdown catch, Tyler Thigpen has moved up to third on the receiver depth chart for the Chiefs.
As a GB fan, it warms my heart to see Hester fumble.
And just like that, the LIONS are up on the Bears!
the jets/bills game is officially a shitfest.
This is bullshit, Jags-Bengals or Bears-Lions. I should have stayed at the strip club longer last night.
Who needs Horseballs when Joshua Cribbs is the entirety of your offense?
evidently the ball has been replaced with a greased pig in buffalo…
Orlovsky is getting to the sucking right away. Could a fat Culpepper without any knowledge of the playbook be any worse?
I wonder how much fun Brett Favre is gonna have out there when the only thing that Buffalo has going for it is Applebees?
/Willis McGahee
Aaron Rodgers looks a little rattled
What, no pretentiousness this time?
I hate repeating comments from other posts, but I think bringing the “Carissa” to your attention is worth it.
http://www.3wishes.com/bride.asp
1 p.m. games are never easy on Kerry Collins’ hangovers.
Let the record show that Ape made the “drinky drinky” motion.
Hangover? Yep. But The Matron Saint was on when I staggered out of bed this morn and with her awesome powers and assists from Cindy B and Hannah Storm, I might survive the day.