DeSean Jackson’s listed weight is 175 pounds. This is the shit I deal with every week.
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DeSean Jackson’s listed weight is 175 pounds. This is the shit I deal with every week.
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Sad thing is, if Russell tackled Deion Branch like that, Branch would suffer two torn ACLs, a broken left arm, and five conseutive concussions.
Hey, he bounced him back for a yard so the fellas could tackle him! That was a smart play!
*giggles*
As bad as Brian Russell is (and he’s terri-bad), did anyone catch # 22 for the Browns last night? Holy poop-on-a-stick.
Textbook!
Otto
Agreed, although is’t getting alittle more than softcore. Good to know FMRA is well groomed and versed in lubricant options.
Damnit CC – I had forgotten about the misery at Qwest that was last Sunday. To make it worse, I took my dad to the game, who is from Philly.
/goes back to drinking heavily, thanks CC
Lets face it, Brian Russell is the last of the Seahawks worries.
That was a pretty interesting tackling technique – leave the ground, don’t get your shoulder into it, don’t wrap up the rusher, oh, and take the blow directly on the crown of your head. I’d like to see what Brandon Jacobs would do against that technique. Can I get a “Darryl Stingley”?
I believe this week’s sexy is housed in the podcast. Punte and FMRA get into some disturbing soft-core porn, while Flubby’s voice will melt the panties right off the ladies.
I’m waiting for the day when a wide receiver humiliates Russel so bad that it resembles a Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner montage. and then sportscenter highlights could add in the funny montage music for added effect.
B. Russel does his best John McCain impression in failing to execute while trying to take down a young black man.
At least he made a hit, unlike that Cowboys’ DB. Will Matthew Modine play Russell in The Green Ghost: the Legend of Brian Russell? Russell is my hero, proving there’s a place for the white DB! Maybe the Seahawks will pair him next to Stuart Schweigert next season…
Now past Noon, I second that. I assume Drew got wasted last night at that very weird Chinese “health club” in NYC. Probably in one of those really deep, wet dream, sweaty kind of sleeps…
It’s damn near noon, where’s the sexy???
Let’s be fair. The change in air pressure caused by that Eagle O-lineman waving at Russell’s back clearly knocked Russell off his feet. That he was still able to bring down the origami-like DeSean Jackson is a testament to Russel’s talent and desire.
On a related subject, who won last night’s big literary throw down, the insufferable fat, pasty, horse-fucking drunk or the . . . older insufferable fat, pasty, horse-fucking drunk? Seriously, I have to think that last night for Drew was like looking into a mirror that reflects the you in 15-20 years. It was looking into that mirror that made me start doing drugs again.
On NFLN, Mariucci interviewed the Dog Pound guys before the game. It was sadder than the “let’s talk with the people who camped out for the new Star Wars film” segment on your local news station.
Russell knocked himself out with that headbutt, but it looking like DeSean had a delayed reaction fall like he got kidney punched by a cheap shot artist. Oh wait…
FYI: Watching last night’s game on Browns TV showed me how pitiful that team’s fanbase really is. Unfunny jizzwads eating nothing but snacks and drinking the Beast. GAAAAHHHH. Is Brady Quinn really the best gay QB money can buy?
that was the happiest point of the season…
until he got back up.
DeSean Jackson, just like tackling a dumptruck.
@Brady Quinn’s Hair- it takes a coaching GENIUS to call 3 pass plays with 1 yard to go for the first down… GENIUS, Shanahan was orange with envy
it almost looks like Russell hurt himself running into the brick wall that is DeSean Jackson
Listen Caveman, at least you don’t have to deal with the incompetence of Coach Meatwad every week.
/waving gaily in slight breeze
Little-known fact: Brian Russell is made from 100% Nerf.
Just for the record: Against the Seahawks on Sunday, Eagles backup TE Brent Celek had 6 catches for 131 yards. Philly newspapers noted that Celek was often covered by a safety in this game.
NFL.com lists Russell as having 6 tackles for this game. 4 of these tackles were on pass plays that went for 44, 16, 14, and 14 yards.
2 tackles were on on rushes: He was able to push DeSean Jackson out of bounds for 3 yards, and stopped Lorenzo Booker for 1 yard in garbage time.
I leave any speculation or discussion of these facts to the readers.
What would you call the “winning football games” version of cock blocking? Because Brian Russell is cock blocking Seattle to the top of the draft this year.
As a Seachickens fan, I’ve seen my fair share of turds suit up, but as CC has alluded to in the past, I think it’s a plausible theory that Brian Russell actually makes those around him suck via osmosis.
Who knows… DeSean might have been pissing blood afterwards
DeSean Jackson will think twice before coming back into BRIAN RUSSELL COUNTRY
Headbutt!