Break Out the Pom-Poms, It’s Time to Cheer for Sexy Friday
Make no bones about it: Washington, D.C. is an ugly city. Oh, not the city itself — L’Enfant’s vision for a noble capital city is wonderfully realized with wide avenues and stately marble buildings. I’m talking about the people.
The old saw of “Hollywood for Ugly People” is all too true. The only people who might be superficially attractive there are the collar-popping set: uptight bitches in pearls and cocky jackasses in the douchebag uniform of khakis, blue blazers, and floppy “punch-me” haircuts. Want an idea of how ugly DC is without the eyesore of going there? It has the highest percentage of sports bloggers per capita of any major American city.
Oh yeah, DC: you ugly. You ain’t got no alibi.
All this makes the existence of the Redskins Cheerleaders that much more remarkable. They are wildflowers growing through the cracked asphalt of a vacant lot. Like the duck-billed platypus, they are mysteries of nature, miracles of evolution, creatures too confounding and perfect for scientists to explain. And there’s a whole lotta evidence of that after the jump.
Tags: captain caveman, Half of KSK lives there, The Friday Cheerleader Posts, Washington Redskins
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November 28th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
cocky jackasses in the douchebag uniform of khakis, blue blazers, and floppy “punch-me” haircuts
/looks around nervously
November 28th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Hooray for Sexy Friday!
November 28th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
As a reader/lurker who has never commented before, let me simply say thank you. Sexy Friday is always appreciated, but it made this day at work bearable. The turkey/whiskey hangover still sucks though.
November 28th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Cracked asphalt: Helen Thomas, Ann Coulter, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Mary Landrieu, Laura Bush
November 28th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
And where is Michelle Obama?
November 28th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Sexy Friday takes no holidays. THat’s what I’m most thankful for!
November 28th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Because Im an Iggles fan, does getting bonage for other teams cheerleaders make me a traitor?
November 28th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
@Shane_Falco
Definitely not. Bonage is acceptable for any team’s cheerleaders, opposing or otherwise. Being a Bears fan, we have no cheerleaders (damn you, Mrs. McCaskey), so I’ll be getting bonage from the Vikings’ cheerleaders.
November 28th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Addendum to previous statement…Bonage is acceptable for any team’s cheerleaders, opposing or otherwise, [i]provided they have requisite hotness[/i].
November 28th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
New York: Ugly people who brag that a few models work there.
November 28th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
When did Tera Patrick (#09) join the squad?
November 28th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
And in other great news for Bonerkind, Rachel Ray had throat surgery.
Huzzah!! Huzzah!!
November 28th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Dear Rachel Ray,
Hope everything heals but your mouth!
Sincerely,
Rich
November 28th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
New York: Ugly people who brag that a few models work there.
“a few models” = the epicenter of the fashion industry, thousands upon thousands of aspiring actors/actresses, everyone who works in the American capital of televised media, a gigantic PR industry that requires attractive young people…
Defend DC if you can, but don’t hate on NYC’s hotness. It just comes off as bitter.
November 28th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Checking KSK from Cancun and seeing ads en Espanol. You know KSK is big time now.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
It just comes off as bitter.
So does bitching about pearls and popped collars by the Brooklyn hipster who wears glittery-thread Brokeback shirts and hoodies. I wear pearls to work all the time. It doesn’t make me an uptight bitch.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Pittsburgh as a whole comes off as bitter. Definately the fat girl of major american cities. Oh and the football team is as over-rated as fat girl head.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
@smurphette No it just makes you an intolerable soon to be old maid with an expensive taste in neck jewlery
November 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
The women in the fashion industry are as uptight as the crusty society women you decry in D.C. Most of the people who work in TV aren’t on-air talent, and a lot of them are fug. And PR? I think we got a bit of that here.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
You KSKings of Maine, you princes of New New England. For those about to jerk off furiously, we salute you
November 28th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
It’s okay, Ufford. Everybody knows New York has more hotties than D.C.
I was just getting a rise out of you. After all, if there’s anything thin-skinned arrogant New Yorkers hate, it’s someone standing up to the obnoxious certitude of their insular opinions.
November 28th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Sounds like somebody’s bitter about not getting their Late Night Shots invite.
Punch me in the face sidepart > Frat spike
November 28th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I absolutely abhor the Redskins, but I love me their cheerleaders. In the immortal words of Florida Evans…Damn, Damn, DAMN!!!
Oh and as a person who’s lived in both NY and DC, I have to say that DC’s cute people could all fit in Park Slope Brooklyn. And that’s all.
November 28th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Dear Obnoxious, Thin-Skinned, Arrogant East Coast Assholes Who Are Certain of Their Insular Opinions,
Thanks for this week’s Sexy Friday pics. Clutch play as usual.
November 28th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
i cant say i blame chris cooley for locking one of them down. i think i would have snatched on of those hot asians up though.
nothing better than flied lice after sex.
November 28th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
i’d like a 3some with michelle obama and oprah…
what, none of you find power sexy?
November 29th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Oprah and cheeseburgers… mmmmmmm.
/drools.
November 29th, 2008 at 3:34 am
Supelbigot Dog Eater vs. Angry Ex-Marine Intellectual
Who ya got!!
November 29th, 2008 at 10:05 am
what’s a superbigot dog eatel?
November 29th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Where the hell was the sex and fantasy advice mailbag this week?
November 29th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
D.C. may be a city of ugmos, but just to the north is PG County, filled with more black women finer than mo’ fine anywhere this side of Atlanta.
November 30th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Make no bones about it: Washington, D.C. is an ugly city
thankfully, the stillers fans are migrating here to improve our odds
November 30th, 2008 at 9:57 am
anyone that says DC has ugly women….has NEVER been to DC. we have not only some of the hottest, exotic women you’ll ever see, we have EVERY DAMN KIND. so fuckin diverse, you cannot tell me DC is an ugly city…sure, youve noted the yuppie white girls of georgetown, but what about the Latina stunners near American U’s law school? the unbelievable talent in adams morgan on a weeknight? tenley? anywhere you go in this city, fine bitches galore. i love DC. and i love the redskins to topple the gmen in about 3 hours. HAIL
much love KSK, actually come to my city, ill show you around and we’ll hit a few jays… OF MARYLAND HOMEGROWN BOYEEE