Brandon Marshall, When You Are Showing Joey Porter Respect, I Expect EVEN MORE RESPECT
You done messed up now, Brandon Marshall. Joey Porter is all up in your head. It’s not a pretty place in here, all full of doubts and fears and suppressed homosexual yearnings. JOEY PORTER DON’T FIND THAT NATURAL!
Joey Porter playing mind games with you, just like he did with Jerramy Stevens. Jerramy done some horrible shit in his life and Joey Porter still made him as scared as a old single bitch losing her looks.
WELL NOW YOU THE OLD SINGLE BITCH! FIX YO LOOKS, MARSHALL! WON’T NOBODY MAKE YOU THE WIFE NOW!
People said Joey Porter was finished. Didn’t have nothing left in the tank. Well, I showed they ass. Already tied my career high in sacks. AND WE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON. ONCE I GET CHAD PENNINGTON TO MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY TWO FOR ME, I’MMA TELL YOU HOW MANY SACKS I’LL GET!
You’s a soft receiver Brandon Marshall. I could tell when you got hurt by that McDonald’s wrapper. Chad Ocho Cinco eat McDonald’s every meal of his life and not once he been hurt by the wrapper. Maybe that one time he scalded heself with their coffee. BUT THAT WASN’T HIS FAULT! THEIR TAKE-OUT TRAYS ARE POORLY DESIGNED!
Now your quarterback got his sulk mouth going. YOU NEED TO FIX HE SULK MOUF!
Tags: joey porter, xmas ape
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
Didn’t have nothing left with the tank.
Look out Tony Robbins. Is there any way I can get a books on tape copy of Joey Porter reading me ‘The Secret’?
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
I’d love to see what Joey Porter would have done had Mike Singletary actually showed him his ass.
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
Joey Porter still made him as scarred as a old single bitch losing her looks.
I’m not sure if that “scarred” is a typo or not, and frankly, I like it that way.
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
FIX YO TRAYS!
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
You know when Ocho Cinco burned himself with the coffee it surprised him because he touched the part of the lid that said caution hot and it wasn’t hot so he drank the coffee. He said the lid tricked him and that it should say something about what’s inside being hot.
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
It’s true, McDonalds coffee is like napalm.
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
It’s true, McDonalds coffee is like napalm.
Most hospitals use it to sterilize surgical implements.
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 am
As a lad of 14, I spent a summer working the counter at a McDonald’s slinging that coffee. It left blisters on my fingers if I spilled it. And old people would take a sip at the counter and yell at me that it was cold.
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Well played dAndy.
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
You’s a soft receiver Brandon Marshall. I could tell when you got hurt by that McDonald’s wrapper.
fucking awesome
November 3rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
ONCE I GET CHAD PENNINGTON TO MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY TWO FOR ME, I’MMA TELL YOU HOW MANY SACKS I’LL GET!
I doubt that Joey would even know to multiply the number by two…
November 3rd, 2008 at 4:51 pm
We can only hope Joey warrants a strong case for entering the Hall of Fame, the speech would be priceless.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
You’re a fucking douche. Get a life, brandon marshall would bend you over and make you his shit half bitch, you fucking hoodrat wannabe, go die
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I really liked the way they came off