You done messed up now, Brandon Marshall. Joey Porter is all up in your head. It’s not a pretty place in here, all full of doubts and fears and suppressed homosexual yearnings. JOEY PORTER DON’T FIND THAT NATURAL!
Joey Porter playing mind games with you, just like he did with Jerramy Stevens. Jerramy done some horrible shit in his life and Joey Porter still made him as scared as a old single bitch losing her looks.
WELL NOW YOU THE OLD SINGLE BITCH! FIX YO LOOKS, MARSHALL! WON’T NOBODY MAKE YOU THE WIFE NOW!
People said Joey Porter was finished. Didn’t have nothing left in the tank. Well, I showed they ass. Already tied my career high in sacks. AND WE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON. ONCE I GET CHAD PENNINGTON TO MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY TWO FOR ME, I’MMA TELL YOU HOW MANY SACKS I’LL GET!
You’s a soft receiver Brandon Marshall. I could tell when you got hurt by that McDonald’s wrapper. Chad Ocho Cinco eat McDonald’s every meal of his life and not once he been hurt by the wrapper. Maybe that one time he scalded heself with their coffee. BUT THAT WASN’T HIS FAULT! THEIR TAKE-OUT TRAYS ARE POORLY DESIGNED!
Now your quarterback got his sulk mouth going. YOU NEED TO FIX HE SULK MOUF!
I want more like this!
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