Brandon Marshall seems like a nice enough guy, and he probably has plenty of friends around the league. But after yesterday he might very well be the most popular player in the league amongst his colleagues. Because fuck, who doesn’t love a guy who not only talks back to Joey Porter, but one who undresses the big moufed asshole with such extraordinary precision.
“Joey Porter is one of those guys who, when you’ve got one of those guys that talk a lot of trash and just want to talk about people or put people down, they have their own insecurities. His insecurities, I don’t know, but he’s definitely one of those guys who, you know, all those muscles are popcorn muscles, he’s soft.”
Marshall went on to describe Porter’s bones as being “filled with marzipan” while his cartilage is “nothing but pretzels.” Of course the young wideout wasn’t done yet.
We hear stories floating around the league all the time about him you know, in night clubs dancing with his shirt off like a girl…
Whoa there, Brandon. I know taking your shirt off in the club is a pretty douchetastic move, but please, try to think of the feelings of others who will hear your words. Right now Vince Young is locked in the bathroom crying his eyes out into his Hello Kitty washcloth!
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@ Leid: I thought that guy to the left was Byron Leftwich just admiring Vince’s former ability to scramble.
Obama won WTF MAN?
Joey goes off again…
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3684746
Is Vince Young chugging Patron straight from the bottle? I’m getting a headache just thinking about that.
FIX YO TRASHTALK TIMING
Brandon Marshall really is the epitome of tough guy. i mean it really does take balls to call out a guy after a game where you caught 2 balls. Maybe showing him the back of your cleats while walking into the end zone could’ve potentially been a bigger statement. i’m not sure, i’m not as much of a man as Brandon.
/sticks and stones motherfucker.
//SCOREBOARD.
…says brandon after a bitch game where he gator arms a pass across the middle…
dancing with his shirt off like a girl
Sadly, bouncers in nightclubs tend to frown on girls dancing with their shirts off. Even in Miami.
Meanwhile, on Sportscenter, Sage Steele is giving out the definition of “peezy.” Her source? Urban Dictionary.
yes, but does his muscles taste delicious with white cheddar, brandon?
Lendale White is intrested in caramel flavoring.
FIX YO DANCE
Which one’s pot and which one’s kettle? Man, they both black as shit.
B-Marsh is a little bitch. I believe in the same blurb he also passive-aggressively went after Cutler but was afraid to actually call him out.
Understandable since Mr. Diabeetus has, you know, a shitload of beef on Marshall leftover from the DUI, slipping on a bag of Mickey D’s while fucking around and falling thru a TV, letting his dumbshit leech cousin goad some dumbfuck into shooting Darrent Williams, and the 10 or 11 police calls to Marshall’s house.
The dude on the left, I can practically hear lisping. Look at that purse lipped profile!
If I was Marshall, I wouldn’t go to any casino’s without a whole lot of back up. You never know when Joey and his posse will sucker punch and stomp you.
Next, you’ll be telling me that Brady Quinn is gay.
That’s popcorn on Joey’s arms? I thought it was tortillas and he was kicking the shit outta some mexican.
@ Leid
Black hat would melt at the opportunity to have VY go shotgun on his ass.
Hello Kitty washcloth! Shit! I need to do laundry!
This Joey Porter fellow sounds…delicious..
The dude in the black hat next to Young looks like he wishes he was the bottle.
I really would have appreciated this display of testicular fortitude from Marshall before or during the game against Miami. A Hines Wald-esque crackback on Porter would have made the season a success regardless of final record.
I thought dancing with your shirt off was cool AND manly?
(pulls shirt up through collar, ties into knot, does the sprinkler)