Brandon Marshall Just Became Very Popular Amongst His Peers
Brandon Marshall seems like a nice enough guy, and he probably has plenty of friends around the league. But after yesterday he might very well be the most popular player in the league amongst his colleagues. Because fuck, who doesn’t love a guy who not only talks back to Joey Porter, but one who undresses the big moufed asshole with such extraordinary precision.
“Joey Porter is one of those guys who, when you’ve got one of those guys that talk a lot of trash and just want to talk about people or put people down, they have their own insecurities. His insecurities, I don’t know, but he’s definitely one of those guys who, you know, all those muscles are popcorn muscles, he’s soft.”
Marshall went on to describe Porter’s bones as being “filled with marzipan” while his cartilage is “nothing but pretzels.” Of course the young wideout wasn’t done yet.
We hear stories floating around the league all the time about him you know, in night clubs dancing with his shirt off like a girl…
Whoa there, Brandon. I know taking your shirt off in the club is a pretty douchetastic move, but please, try to think of the feelings of others who will hear your words. Right now Vince Young is locked in the bathroom crying his eyes out into his Hello Kitty washcloth!
Tags: Brandon Marshall, Epic shit talking, joey porter, photoshop by Ape, popcorn, Unsilent Majority
November 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I thought dancing with your shirt off was cool AND manly?
(pulls shirt up through collar, ties into knot, does the sprinkler)
November 5th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I really would have appreciated this display of testicular fortitude from Marshall before or during the game against Miami. A Hines Wald-esque crackback on Porter would have made the season a success regardless of final record.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
The dude in the black hat next to Young looks like he wishes he was the bottle.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
This Joey Porter fellow sounds…delicious..
November 5th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Hello Kitty washcloth! Shit! I need to do laundry!
November 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
@ Leid
Black hat would melt at the opportunity to have VY go shotgun on his ass.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
That’s popcorn on Joey’s arms? I thought it was tortillas and he was kicking the shit outta some mexican.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Next, you’ll be telling me that Brady Quinn is gay.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
If I was Marshall, I wouldn’t go to any casino’s without a whole lot of back up. You never know when Joey and his posse will sucker punch and stomp you.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
The dude on the left, I can practically hear lisping. Look at that purse lipped profile!
November 5th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
B-Marsh is a little bitch. I believe in the same blurb he also passive-aggressively went after Cutler but was afraid to actually call him out.
Understandable since Mr. Diabeetus has, you know, a shitload of beef on Marshall leftover from the DUI, slipping on a bag of Mickey D’s while fucking around and falling thru a TV, letting his dumbshit leech cousin goad some dumbfuck into shooting Darrent Williams, and the 10 or 11 police calls to Marshall’s house.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Which one’s pot and which one’s kettle? Man, they both black as shit.
November 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
FIX YO DANCE
November 5th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
yes, but does his muscles taste delicious with white cheddar, brandon?
Lendale White is intrested in caramel flavoring.
November 5th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Meanwhile, on Sportscenter, Sage Steele is giving out the definition of “peezy.” Her source? Urban Dictionary.
November 5th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
dancing with his shirt off like a girl
Sadly, bouncers in nightclubs tend to frown on girls dancing with their shirts off. Even in Miami.
November 5th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
…says brandon after a bitch game where he gator arms a pass across the middle…
November 5th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Brandon Marshall really is the epitome of tough guy. i mean it really does take balls to call out a guy after a game where you caught 2 balls. Maybe showing him the back of your cleats while walking into the end zone could’ve potentially been a bigger statement. i’m not sure, i’m not as much of a man as Brandon.
/sticks and stones motherfucker.
//SCOREBOARD.
November 5th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
FIX YO TRASHTALK TIMING
November 5th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Is Vince Young chugging Patron straight from the bottle? I’m getting a headache just thinking about that.
November 5th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Joey goes off again…
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3684746
November 5th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Obama won WTF MAN?
November 6th, 2008 at 6:11 am
@ Leid: I thought that guy to the left was Byron Leftwich just admiring Vince’s former ability to scramble.