Brady Quinn Wants You to Vote ‘Yes’ On Prop. 8
Hi, I’m Brady Quinn, the new starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns. Now I may not be a Californian, but I’m here today to encourage you gay-loving liberals to come to your senses and vote Yes on Proposition 8.
Oh my god Tim, get your hands out of my pants, I’m trying to talk to the people here!
As I was saying, gay rights aren’t important, otherwise Jesus would have written a chapter about them in the Bible.
Seriously Tim, you can play with my balls all you want after I’m done.
Now if you want to be gay that’s your own business, but you guys should really keep in behind closed doors. You know, like inside of a closet.
Tim: Or out on a lake!
I swear to God, Tim, if you don’t shut up there won’t be any reacharound for you later.
So when you’re out there voting for President McCain today, be sure to vote Yes on Prop 8 to keep the sanctity of the heterosexual marriage pure.
Now Tim would you please assist me with this dutch rudder?
Tags: Election Daykakke, it's satire people, not an endorsement just an excuse to make gay joke, really really gay quarterbacks, Unsilent Majority
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November 4th, 2008 at 10:38 am
There it is
November 4th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Vote NO On 8! Or vote yes. I don’t care.
As for California ballot measure 1A, the Safe, Reliable High-Speed Passenger Train Bond Act, I’m voting NO and encourage you to do so as well. I think train crashes look awesome.
November 4th, 2008 at 10:48 am
I saw an explanation of Dutch Rudder in “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (pretty funny). I don’t understand the point of it. Sometimes I think people make shit like this up just to see if anyone else is dumb enough to do it.
November 4th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Thanks for this. Now maybe we can see Brady in a Rock Star ad wearing a pink tutu and a tiara? Or not.
That Heidi Klum ad last night was 100 kinds of outstanding. Now only if they can buy more ad time than Toyota things will be right in the world.
November 4th, 2008 at 10:55 am
In Massachusetts today, we have a question on the ballot that, if voted through, would essentially partially decriminalize marijuana usage: possession of small amounts (i.e. without intent to sell) would now result in merely a fine.
Now that, my dears, is change I can motherfucking believe in. Vote!
November 4th, 2008 at 11:00 am
fmra- more on that is coming
November 4th, 2008 at 11:00 am
@FMRA: And yet, it’s still a federal crime. Our government is fucked up.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:03 am
@futuremrs: California and Mass are like Conjointed twins, we already have medicinal marijuana and are voting for gay marriage. Whilst Mass has gay marriage and is voting to decriminilize Marijuana. Unfortunately for Mass they do not cultivate the grade A ganja like Cali.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:13 am
@ J4B: I missed that Klum add. I was too busy trying to actually get a comment to make the live blog. Apparently if I’m not talking about pregnant sex I’ve got nothing.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:37 am
@Natrone: True enough, but the stuff brought down from Vermont ain’t so freaking bad.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:48 am
@ fmra & Natrone:
If California and Mass are conjoined twins, Ontario, Canada must be the long lost (albeit slightly colder and drunker) brother. We’ve had de-criminalized marijuana laws for several years. And, we’ll marry the gays ALL goddam day long! Elton John was married in Toronto! Now THAT is gay.
/loving the marijuana laws
//don’t give a shit about the gay marriage thing
November 4th, 2008 at 11:55 am
The Heidi Klum ad (a take-off of Risky Business, Tom Cruise in the white shirt singing Seeger) was all kinds of awesome. Can’t believe Seal is banging that on a nightly basis.
November 4th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
About time we had a Dutch Rudder reference up in here…….brings a tear to this former TotalFarker’s eye.
/cockpunches Drew Curtis
November 4th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
@ Boss
But Lyle Lanley told us that the high speed rail was more of a New Mexico idea…
November 4th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
What’s a dutch rudder?
Moreover, if it’s in the same category as the Cleveland Steamer, Strawberry Shortcake, and Donkey Punch, is it illegal and/or highly immoral?
November 4th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
reaaaaaally gotta stop going to urban dictionary at work.
November 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
What’s hard to imagine is that Seal is sometimes fed up with her bullshit. But alas, it’s true for him, too.
November 4th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Hey, what are you guys doing today? Me? I’m donkey punching Sarah Palin.
November 4th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
ARM HURT.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
What does any of this election sh*t have to do with BQ’s penchant for grabbing preppie-looking dudes by the nutsack?
November 4th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
@dAndy: You have GOT to see the Heidi Klum rock star ad. You’ll know what we’re talking about once you see it. My GOD! And she’s got like 2 or 3 kids with Seal.
November 4th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Jeff Kent took that picture.