Comments on: Asante Samuel Gets Another Crack at Dropping Elisha Picks

By: jujrok

jujrok — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:01:11 +0000

i read all these pussified whines about the stupid ads aired during nfl games and wonder. most of you probably have big screen tvs that are elaborate enough to substitute for the hubbel telescope, and yet you’re bitching about fuckin commercials? wtfo? did you shoot your money wad just getting the thing out of the best buy and not have enough money to pay for a goddam mute button? who the fuck, with any sense left, wastes it on listening to dipshit sportscasters talk about any sporting event, but especially football? christ. i shouldn’t have to explain this to you. line up your preferred booze. silence the fucking tv. program the music playlist you want to hear and crank it. drink as (ir)responsibly as you’re inclined to. and experience the football game the way the pigskin deities intended.

as for the team of cheerleaders the eagles have amassed, it’s just one more indication of how fuckin lame jerry jones is that the goddam philadelphia eagles (!?) have a more impressive assemblage of team pussy (especially tonight’s inspired stickfight selection, the doubtless talented Maria) than the cowboys. time to start buying up all that wonderbra stock.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:26:39 +0000

@Slothrop: Just don’t marry one of them. Not all it’s cracked up to be.

Quite a few stripper spellings of names on that Philly cheerleader roster. Fantastic.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:53:08 +0000

@ senor mohawk

Pat’s isn’t even in the top 50 of best cheesesteaks in the city.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:50:46 +0000

@ Philly Cuban

Drexel is an engineering university, ie Sausage Party Central. That’s the reason why.

/Drexel grad

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:35:49 +0000

This accurately describes my feelings on the late night game.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/peter_king/11/09/week10/hines-ward.jpg

SUPEL HAPPY SMIRRE TIME

By: qwijibo

qwijibo — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:27:36 +0000

I predict with all these management missteps, the Eagles will try to hire that girly rockstar, Mr. Bovine Joney away from the Philadelphia Soul.

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:22:03 +0000

I think the cheerleaders are the accumulation of ALL the good-looking women in the greater Philadelphia area. Hence the term “Philly five”.

By: EagleCheerleaderOogler

EagleCheerleaderOogler — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:09:19 +0000

You guys are all wrong on the cheerleader. It’s Kristie. Examine the eyebrows on the picture, then look at her profile on Eagles.com. Anyone need a smoking public accountant? Head to Philadelphia!

By: NRHNY

NRHNY — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:37:02 +0000

So I didn’t realize this for way way too long, but can we please call every big block Madison Hedgecock makes, a “cockblock?”

By: Commando

Commando — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:59:48 +0000

Goooooooo Steelers!