The Giants play an NFC East opponent for the second week in a row, and this one might even be capable of giving them a game. If there’s anything left to torch in the city after the Phillies celebratory riots, it might get it tonight if the Eagles can eke out a victory. For big ticket free agent acquisition Asante Samuel, it’s the first of many chances he’ll have against Eli, but the first since flubbing a chance to put away Super Bowl XLII. We here at KSK salute your butterfingers, Asante. If only you had remembered to bring them in Week 3. Guuuhhh.
The biggest problem with night games in Philly: No chance of Day Man showing up.
Oh, and a pic of the superhot Eagles cheerleader who forced a thousand people to e-mail me for a screencap after the jump.
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i read all these pussified whines about the stupid ads aired during nfl games and wonder. most of you probably have big screen tvs that are elaborate enough to substitute for the hubbel telescope, and yet you’re bitching about fuckin commercials? wtfo? did you shoot your money wad just getting the thing out of the best buy and not have enough money to pay for a goddam mute button? who the fuck, with any sense left, wastes it on listening to dipshit sportscasters talk about any sporting event, but especially football? christ. i shouldn’t have to explain this to you. line up your preferred booze. silence the fucking tv. program the music playlist you want to hear and crank it. drink as (ir)responsibly as you’re inclined to. and experience the football game the way the pigskin deities intended.
as for the team of cheerleaders the eagles have amassed, it’s just one more indication of how fuckin lame jerry jones is that the goddam philadelphia eagles (!?) have a more impressive assemblage of team pussy (especially tonight’s inspired stickfight selection, the doubtless talented Maria) than the cowboys. time to start buying up all that wonderbra stock.
@Slothrop: Just don’t marry one of them. Not all it’s cracked up to be.
Quite a few stripper spellings of names on that Philly cheerleader roster. Fantastic.
@ senor mohawk
Pat’s isn’t even in the top 50 of best cheesesteaks in the city.
@ Philly Cuban
Drexel is an engineering university, ie Sausage Party Central. That’s the reason why.
/Drexel grad
This accurately describes my feelings on the late night game.
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SUPEL HAPPY SMIRRE TIME
I predict with all these management missteps, the Eagles will try to hire that girly rockstar, Mr. Bovine Joney away from the Philadelphia Soul.
I think the cheerleaders are the accumulation of ALL the good-looking women in the greater Philadelphia area. Hence the term “Philly five”.
You guys are all wrong on the cheerleader. It’s Kristie. Examine the eyebrows on the picture, then look at her profile on Eagles.com. Anyone need a smoking public accountant? Head to Philadelphia!
So I didn’t realize this for way way too long, but can we please call every big block Madison Hedgecock makes, a “cockblock?”
Goooooooo Steelers!
Wow.. I missed that cheerleader. Looks like there are some nice things in Philly.
McNabb needed a vomit break before 3rd down.
That Hedgecock might have been the most tragic exhibition of senility all night.
Seriously now Coughlin, hand over the lube.
Alright, John, I’ll ask. Why should every Hedgecock be from Nebraska and not North Carolina?
i hate those sprint ads, the only thing worse than seeing them on TV is seeing them before movies at the theater
Needs more Ahmad!
I haven’t seen any extremely annoying sprint ads. Everything pales in comparison to the ZERO.
yes definitely those stupid ass chick flick sprint ads are among the most brain numbing ads force fed down our throats each sunday. the ad team responsible should all be forced to crash headlong into the aids tree
wow … that worked better than I anticipated. Sweet.
It is NOT a phone!!!!!!!!
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/holy_shit_iphone2.gif
And cue the Tiki Barber references …… now
since when did Jacobs turn into Tiki?
Did someone coat the fucking Giants in body butter before they left the locker room today? Unless they have a team meeting at Chippendale’s later, this is unacceptable.
OK, who poured grease over the footballs?
FIX YO COMMERCIALS!!!!!
yes reid, waste a timeout you’ll probably need in 5 minutes.
We must now turn our hatred upon the Sprint ads
in the annals of retarded rules, the one Leon Washington used, where he touched a punt while half out of bounds and it was a penalty on the other team has to be tops, followed by tuck rule, and THEN by the Manning-shoelace-still-behind-line-of-scrimmage. I’d also like to know what was illegal about Aaron Rodgers’ heave out of the endzone, perhaps he wasn’t wearing Wranglers doing it?
Toyota has absolutely adjusted itself as a result of the internet backlash of the saved by zero ads….
I liked the Pey-Pey commercial, but it seems much more likely that the tardface-prone Elisha owuld be more likely to be oblivious to those bitter comments. He’s had to have had some practice ignoring it from his first few years in New York.
/and by New York I mean Hoboken.
Regardless of the senile mumblings…I like the Michaels/Madden team better than anything else out there by FAR.
dear fuckrexgrossman,
first of all, die because of your name. second of all, die because you dont appreciate the only good thing associated with philadelphia (besides pats steaks)
Bradshaw will be the featured back in NY by 2010 season.
I pretty much hate every team in the division, so I don’t really have any stake in this, but that seemed like a pretty good, clean block, at least in real-time. MAYBE some hands to the face?
That, my friends, is the beauty of a high wonderlic……………..HARF HARF?
Boss got some nice moves for a white guy.
I see your diving tackle and raise you one hurdle.
See if this was a soccer game in Europe we would we would see a bottle to Mcauley’s head in 3….2…1…
Al Michaels I hope you are a seer.
Hard to believe Greg Lewis was dropped to special teams with that kind of heads-up play.
Tom Coughlin, human rule book is not to be trifled with.
Wonder if Westbrook can find a way to F the Giants and bail out D McNabb, like he’s done all the rest of his career.
I like free yards HARF HARF
Well robocats you are exactly right. I am just staggered by the fact that Apple can spend millions producing commercials bashing another company for doing exactly what they do, and millions of people lap it up like milk from a saucer. I could give a shit either way because all of corporate America is well trained in consumer rape, it just does little to restore my faith in humanity.
And in all fairness, that redline is about 1 foot untrue of the stick on the sideline
HOLY SHIT! That challenge worked???? Is that really conclusive visual evidence?
And thank you Ahmad’s Bradshaw for so accurately summarizing what’s been going through my head every time I see that ad. Plus, Microsoft has a lot of money. I think they can do a large ad buy without jeopardizing their ability to make software…
No more retarded than about 50 other arbitrary ones in the book.
Andy Reid is going to punish that poor piece of gum.
You are lucky you posted that cheerleader pick after that fucking video.
Holy shit, that rule is retarded.
Shoddy officiating! Hip Hip Hooray!
“That is why I love squash! No such silly lines”
“Geez, guys! I can’t be expected to remember ALL the rules, can I?!”
YAY I love burning timeout’s too Tom!
Line of scrimmage? what’s that?
Asante Samuel delivers again.
Does anyone else from a business background notice the ridiculously hypocritical nature of all Apple Ads?
NEEDS MORE BRADSHAW
/now nervous every time jacobs goes for extra yardage.
Voluntarily putting your clackers in a vise.
Watching your Giants blow a first half lead over a division rival.
Also impossible to tell the difference.
Maybe the defense would be better if Wade was calling the plays.
“You want to keep your throwing arm warm, and you do that by throwing it.”
“A bee bit my bottom, now my bottom’s big.”
Impossible to tell the difference.
@ Ocho Cinco Fan Club: As a resident of Wyoming, I resent that comment. So do my sexually frustrated horses.
@Slothrop: There’ve been a couple of plays today that have seemed like textbook grounding, yet have gone uncalled … not sure why they’re missing it, but it’s getting glaring.
wtf, isn’t that the definition of grounding?
I never said that NY/NJ had a monopoly on hot girls. I was just suggesting that you would probably find more hot girls there than, say, Wyoming. Though I can’t really speak for Wyoming, but I’d imagine the likelihood of her being a horsefucker rises infinitely.
Nope definitely Maria
Rachel used to be on Drexel’s dance team when we were freshman before making the eagles squad last season. Shes actually from Iowa nowhere near the NY/NJ area.
She was also discussed by every single male member of the class of 2010 that year because she is so ridiculously hot, but was intriguing because she was a virgin, didn’t drink, etc.
Plus, the average female Drexel student is not very attractive…
Nah, Paige’s face is too round, gotta be Maria. It’s in the lips. Vaginal lips.
oh what the fuck?
Jennifer’s favorite Eagle is David Akers. What kind of bullshit is that? A kicker?!? Are you serious?!?
BTW, It’s totally Paige
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Yeah, I think it’s Maria, but Kristie is pretty close too.
/internet stalking over
@Slothrop: Maybe it’s geography? The NY/NJ area has plenty of hot chicks who are easily influenced by alcohol