“And Now, Boys and Girls, Here He is: The Boy Who Says the Words You’ve Been Longing to Hear, Like the Salivating Dogs That You Are…”
Noted ginger Seth Green appeared on Conan O’Brien last night to talk about what a comedic genius he is for breaking new ground in claymation-based Star Wars jokes on Robot Chicken, when Conan pulled out this old clip of him, which was new to me, as the Rally’s Hamburgers Cha-Ching guy who “rallied” the Saints during the 1991 season. I can’t even begin to touch on all the unintentional comedy.
But why didn’t Conan make him say the line? He’s clearly lost it from his Simpsons writing day.
Tags: gratuitous simpsons references, wozzle wuzzle, xmas ape
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November 12th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Goddam, people wore that “cha-ching” shit out back then. Myself included.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I like to see him and Jamie Kennedy fight to the death.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
This is what you have to resort to when you spend all your Can’t Buy Me Love money on action figures. And blow.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Anybody catch Entourage on Sunday? Green made an appearance, and was a total douchebag
November 12th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
@Derrick – That was not his first appearance. Even though I know it was all made up I still hate him for that. Anyways maybe I am just jealous because he got to be in the same room as Emmanuelle Chriqui.
November 12th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
The pony tail through the back of the hat is a classic touch.
November 12th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
He’s the archetype for the “I’ll slap you like a red-headed step-child” saying.
November 12th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I like to see him and Jamie Kennedy fight to the death. Add Andy Dick to that fight and throw in guns…lots of guns.
November 12th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I remember Seth Green dressed in his Rally’s outfit on the Superdome sidelines and doing that crap on MNF!!!
November 12th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
The best part is that he said the Saints were in the wild-card playoffs “with the Raiders.” So, he’s clearly a football fan.
November 12th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I can’t believe there’s only two posts under the “gratuitous simpsons references” tag. This is the worst case of false advertising since my lawsuit against etc., etc.
November 12th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Wait wait wait, I thought Seth Green WAS Jamie Kennedy. I haven’t seen them together..one always disapears before the other shows up…..
November 12th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Marge: I saved these for you, Bart. You’ll always have them to remind you of the time when you were the whole world’s special little guy.
Bart: Thanks, Mom.
Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.
Homer: [breaks lamp] D’oh!
Bart: Aye Carumba.
Marge: Hmmmmm.
Maggie: [sucks pacifier]
Ned Flanders: Hidely-ho.
Barney Gumble: [belches]
Nelson: Ha-ha.
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
November 12th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I’ll be in my room
November 12th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
“If I ever become famous I want it to be for something worthwhile; not for some obnoxious fad.” — Bloggers with book deals
November 12th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
These are non-box-related matters.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Work it, TV news reporter! Yeah!
November 12th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Are they sure that was Seth Green? Looks for all the world like Bobby Budnick from “Salute Your Shorts.”
November 12th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
BTW, Hulu blows goats for not allowing their videos to be shown in Canada. What up wid dat? We are invited to see every shitty movie put out by Hollywood, and our kids are more than welcome to buy craptastic Miley Cyrus CDs at the store, but somehow we’re not good enough for Hulu? We will direct a nasty Arctic air mass right up their ass in retaliation.
November 12th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
small(ish) market news is scary enough now. 90s small market news = scary as hell
November 13th, 2008 at 1:33 am
i remember about a year after this commercial was huge there was a rumor in school that the cha ching kid had died in a motorcycle accident. alas.
March 22nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
i luv miley she