Comments on: Always Be Covering: Where Covering Is Now Optional

By: Drave

Drave — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:57:56 +0000

Ah, Kendra Wilkinson. Enjoy your 15 minutes, honey, because once ol’ Hank is done your uterus will be hanging out between your legs.

By: Rich

Rich — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:04:44 +0000

If you take one lock, take the miracle cocktaco-providing Titans to cover yet again. Can you imagine how many people are pouring money against them each week waiting for that first loss?

And Bill Simmons cracks me up. Want to be the greatest sports gambler ever, Bill?

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:14:13 +0000

Simmons hates Vegas. Vegas doesn’t much care for Simmons, either.

What the f#@^ does that have to do with Dolphin leg kick girl?

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:53:30 +0000

I especially love Simmons’ braindead analysis of homegames against the spread.

Ofcourse, the whole IDEA of the spread is that, ideally (for Vegas), the games wind up .500 over the course of a season, or the course of multiple seasons. That way nobody has any fucking idea what to bet on, which is why Vegas makes money.

Since 1999, home teams are 50 games under .500 against the spread! That’s over the course of 1150 or so games. In other words, a 4% difference. (or technically, I guess, 2%, since it’s just 25 games that would have had to go WITH the spread to get back to .500).

I’d say that Vegas is fucking BRILLIANT in setting the spread. And I’d leave all the nonsensical blabbering about SOTA stadiums in the trash.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:49:36 +0000

I would spank #7 until she stopped giggling. And since I’d be rubbing a feather against that wickedly awesome body, that would take a long, long time.

By: doug's kin flutie

doug's kin flutie — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:44:03 +0000

The one on the right, with the beads: Yes.

In a slumpbuster sort of way.

By: CubsDynasty

CubsDynasty — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:41:46 +0000

That is crazy enough it just might work, I at first thought these teams were equal but I forgot one of them was coached by Turner. I am guessing his players might be tanking just to get him fired.

By: steelerspride

steelerspride — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:21:59 +0000

that reference to marmalard’s Flooaat made me think of the clown from Stephen King’s It. Isn’t that what tim curry creepily spoke to the boys?

Now I’m going to hear that voice every time I see a marmalard punt…i mean, deep pass.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:56:56 +0000

I just assumed Drew was signing Frank Caliendo’s name on all those books.

By: Chris-Vodka Collins Please

Chris-Vodka Collins Please — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:56:27 +0000

I thought all the girls in San Diego were good looking…