Oh well, it had to end sometime, and for the 2008 Titans that time was Week 9. Sure Tennessee is still undefeated in the technical sense, but last week marked their first loss against the spread. In beating Green Bay by three points the Titans fell just a single point away from their eighth straight cover. And do you know why they didn’t score that crucial point? It’s because they are WORTHLESS PIECES OF RETARDED YAK SHIT!
LISTEN YOU PANSY ASS COUSIN TOUCHERS, YOU FUCKERS BETTER NOT PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN THIS WEEK OR I’LL RIP THE JAW RIGHT OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AND TURN IT INTO A GOLD ASHTRAY! SO SACK UP AND GO KICK SOME ASS!
Now that’s what I call motivation. Maybe Romeo Crennel should try some of that shit.
On to the picks!
Carolina -10 at Oakland
The Raiders under Tom Cable make the Raiders under Lane Kiffin look like the Raiders under John Madden. Which is odd, because usually things under John Madden are quite flat.
New York Giants +3 at Philadelphia
Everybody is going to pick this line using the reasoning that the Giants shouldn’t be giving 3 to anybody in the league anywhere right now. This can’t end well.
Tennessee -3 at Chicago
Another road game against the NFC North, and another three point spread. The difference this week of course is the presence of the one and only Sex Cannon. Come on Rexy, just say “fuck it, I’m throwing a pick six!”
Jacksonville -7 at Detroit
How the fuck did I pick all road teams again? God damn it, I’m a cockbrain. Oh well, at least I picked a team that’s playing against a quarterback who has been sitting on a couch all season. Oh, and Daunte? I meant to tell you that there’s a new rule this year that allows you to run out the back of the endzone. They’ll never see it coming.
Enjoy the weekend, and be sure to stay sexy.
I want more like this!
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