On a completely unrelated note how awesome would it be to see New England pull their shit together just so Simmons emerge from whatever glory hole he’s been using to fund his oh so subversive The Sportd Die [espn] Die! where he uses the handle Will Smiech. I’m sure he’d deliver some well blogworn bon mots along the lines of “Matt Casselgreyskull” as his own and consider all-forgiven to resume a regularly scheduled onslaught of beantown douchenozzle slobbery and general cockbagginess.