DAVID M. SHRIBMAN, YOU CAN SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS. “Your athletic cup is either half full or half empty. That’s my line, and infantile as it is, it’s better than most in this book.” I’ll be the judge of your one-liners, cuntrubber. I FIND YOUR REVIEW SIGNIFICANTLY LACKING IN ADEQUATE PRAISE!


He called your sensibilities juvenile. How is that not a compliment?
He’s a Yidzer.
“This is a prime example of a special genre of book, the kind best read standing up in the bookstore, because all the fun will be sucked out if you actually pay for it.”
Does it make me a bad person if I already read half of it standing up in a Barnes and Noble?
I used to harvest cuntrubber in Malaysia.
Note: anyone who uses the word “zeitgeist” is automatically a douche.
you wrote a book?
Who?
It’s clearly obvious the Shribman is yiddish for cockhandler.
can we all now finally agree that anything coming out of Pittsburgh is shit?