DAVID M. SHRIBMAN, YOU CAN SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS. “Your athletic cup is either half full or half empty. That’s my line, and infantile as it is, it’s better than most in this book.” I’ll be the judge of your one-liners, cuntrubber. I FIND YOUR REVIEW SIGNIFICANTLY LACKING IN ADEQUATE PRAISE!
Tags: book whoring, shribman is a stupid name and i think you have a stupid face








November 28th, 2008 at 8:34 am
can we all now finally agree that anything coming out of Pittsburgh is shit?
November 28th, 2008 at 8:48 am
It’s clearly obvious the Shribman is yiddish for cockhandler.
November 28th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Who?
November 28th, 2008 at 11:49 am
you wrote a book?
November 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Note: anyone who uses the word “zeitgeist” is automatically a douche.
November 28th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
I used to harvest cuntrubber in Malaysia.
November 29th, 2008 at 4:33 am
“This is a prime example of a special genre of book, the kind best read standing up in the bookstore, because all the fun will be sucked out if you actually pay for it.”
Does it make me a bad person if I already read half of it standing up in a Barnes and Noble?
November 30th, 2008 at 9:22 am
He’s a Yidzer.
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
He called your sensibilities juvenile. How is that not a compliment?