Apparently Jim Fassel’s declaration of absolute fealty did little to sway Count Al, as the coach is now a candidate to take a job in the CFL. All he has to do is beat out 16 other candidates, including super cereal Canuck hero, Doug Flutie. The stakes are indeed high, but at least Canada is a place where obsequiousness is appreciated, so maybe he has a leg up after all.
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