Apparently Jim Fassel’s declaration of absolute fealty did little to sway Count Al, as the coach is now a candidate to take a job in the CFL. All he has to do is beat out 16 other candidates, including super cereal Canuck hero, Doug Flutie. The stakes are indeed high, but at least Canada is a place where obsequiousness is appreciated, so maybe he has a leg up after all.

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  1. joe Says:

    how this guy doesnt land a job somewhere is beyond me
    he won the division with the giants in his first yr, they went 10-5-1
    then 2 yrs later they went to the super bowl, someone give this man a job! even an o cord, shit!

  2. grungedave Says:

    and yet Brad Childress remains gainfully employed. Some things are just meant to be unexplained.

  3. DeepFriar Says:

    And yet Art Shell was hired as the Raiders coach, TWICE!

  4. Animal Mother Says:

    In the CFL, you appear 40% less shitty. So Fassel’s got that going for him.

  5. GothRodgers Says:

    C’mon, no Renfield reference? “Masssster! You promised ME eternal life! ME! But you give it to the chubby bastard!”

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