DREW PREVIEWS THE SUNDAY NIGHT GAME WITH BETTIS, BARBER, AND COLLINSWORTH: Gaze with wonder as Barber dispenses such dazzling opinions such as, “Gus Frerrote (sic) is the X-factor in my opinion,” and Bettis makes forceful declarations such as, “surprisingly Minnesota’s offense hasn’t played that well.” An offense led by Gus Frerotte, struggling? I’m shocked.

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  1. illBill Says:

    Highlight: “Antoine Winfield has free reigns to blow up people real good”.

    Also, I thought Bettis’ analysis was a bit too verbose. Next time, NBC should cut that down from 8 words to 4.

  2. senor mullet Says:

    drew, were you not subject to the word count that the nbc sports people were?

  3. Favre's Next Interception Says:

    And, the tour continues.

  4. CRM Says:

    No way the team with the best record wins that division.

  5. Nate Newton's van Says:

    What the fuck did Tiki say?

  6. Otto Man Says:

    No way the team with the best record wins that division.

    My reaction exactly. It’s like listening to Madden explain that “the team with the most points is usually gonna win,” except Tiki actually typed this shit out, looked at it, and nodded to himself with self-satisfaction.

  7. Drizztdj Says:

    Legit coin flip bet, who scores more points (extra points don’t count): Vikings offense vs. Viking defense

    When will Wilf start drooling for Donovan or Cassel? Inquiring lifelong (i.e. suffering) Vikes fans want to know.

  8. jackin'4beats Says:

    Chicago’s defense has been terrible, because you can’t count playing St. Louis, and surprisingly Minnesota’s offense hasn’t played that well. So you don’t know what to make of this matchup.

    Sooooooo….you have no opinion on this game? Who are you, Tony Kornheiser?

  9. Chris-Vodka Collins Please Says:

    Collingsworth really worked his ass off for that piece.

    Also did anyone else watch the finale of The Shield? Fuck, I am not going to give anything away so go watch it if you haven’t

  10. TF Says:

    “Paul Ferarro is so incompetent at his job, I’m shocked he doesn’t work in the Bush administration.”

    Whoa-ho-ho! ZING!

  11. jackin'4beats Says:

    /tj

    Brady Quinn is out for the season. The world gets a bit less gay. Awwwww.

    /end tj

  12. Bertnasty Says:

    I nominate Shane Vendrell for next week’s Meast.

  13. Ryno Says:

    Unless Bettis has become efficent with his special “typing wand” this must have taken hours to complete.

  14. Nate Newton's van Says:

    I don’t think Brady Quinn with more time on his hands is going to make the world less gay.

  15. Squirmin' Thurman Says:

    Can someone please remind me again why everyone thinks Collinsworth is an amazing analyst? The NBC guys’ stuff was written by unpaid interns, right?

  16. placekickerholder Says:

    profanity > political humor

  17. Otto Man Says:

    I nominate Shane Vendrell for next week’s Meast.

    Hells to the yes.

  18. Gino Tourettesa Says:

    Well done, Drew. You even managed to slip in an SCTV reference. Big Jim McBob and Billy Sol Hurok are definitely Vikings fans.

    SKÅL VIKINGS!

  19. Gino Tourettesa Says:

    …and may the Good Lord take a liking to ya and blow you up REAL GUHD!

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