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By: swing4

swing4 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:14:36 +0000

Ufford gave me one piece of Fantasy advice, like three years ago, and it was “Don’t take McGahee.” Even he knew.

By: Pubic Enemy

Pubic Enemy — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:00:12 +0000

Oh, the pain…the anguish. J-Stew, you cocksucker. I start you against the Raiders and you get me 21 fucking yards, while Lewis is riding the pain. You decide to show up and blow up the Lions’ excuse for a defense the next week while I start Westbrook in your place. You asseating Cutlerfucks. And Jay, I appreciate the 40+ every 3 weeks, but could you spread those around a bit so I don’t have to worry about you COMPLETING SHITTING THE BED IF YOU DON’T HAVE A CAREER DAY. Colston…you’re dead to me. I’m a rookie, and I thought you were as safe a pick as I could get for a number one wideout. You’ve shown up for ONE FUCKING GAME, you cockmuncher. DAMN YOU FANTASY GODS! DAMN YOU YAHOO!

/rant
//storms off
///kicks table barefoot
////falls down
/////yelps in pain
//////breaks down and cries

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:38:55 +0000

If you show up with a guest post on MilfHunter.com you will officially have gone too far.

By: Italian Spiderman

Italian Spiderman — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:35:41 +0000

No Lee Evans? If you want true fantasy inconsistency (and let’s face it, no one does but we all get it), look no further than Mr. Evans. You don’t even have to go past upstate New York/Lower Canada.

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:39:19 +0000

Why no mention of KSK in the bio? Oh, you mean they didn’t know you were BDD from KSK?

By: LenDale Ate the Football

LenDale Ate the Football — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:36:50 +0000

If the camera adds ten pounds, that would make you what? 356?

By: Shinons

Shinons — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:35:24 +0000

Well fiddlesticks.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:12:59 +0000

My brother is not named Tyler.

By: senor mullet

senor mullet — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:55:33 +0000

if you murder bill simmons using your wwl connections, can i be the first person to high 5 you?

By: Shinons

Shinons — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:54:26 +0000

Your brother’s name is Tyler? So let’s see, there’s an east coast family of Tylers, Drews, and they went to prep school. No wonder Jason Garrett comes so naturally…