Another quick hit combining football stuff and sexy stuff: Football Outsiders’ list of the worst backup QBs of the DVOA era brought back pleasant memories for Drew and Ape. And, in case you missed it, our firmest congratulations to Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, who won the “World’s Most Beautiful Bottom” contest in Paris. The last name suggests Polish descent, but that ass is all Brazilian.
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while i can see how you’d come to that conclusion while channelling the desiccated spirit/skin of the double-j (who, according to y’all, has been known to declare his intention to take a bite out of a comely female like “a brazilian asshole” [and god knows he'd know]), that sort of physically ostentatious presentation usually is the exclusive province of a representative sampling from the happy state of colombia.
Memo to Self:
Why in Hell have you never gone to Brazil, asshole?
i’d wear that like a hat
Jonathan Quinn would like a word with these guys.
The last name suggests Polish descent, but that ass is all Brazilian.
I guess you would know.