Once again, Unsilent has neglected his duties as a terrible adviser to degenerate gamblers in order to attend some wedding on the West Coast. Here’s the condensed version of his column: Something something something Cowboys suck something something Dan Steinberg something something Fire Eddie Jordan, Jewy stuff, Kanye reference, weed bikini. The end.
Anyway, to tide you over for a bit on Sexy Friday, here’s a Clippers girl with her extravagant vibrator and for those interested in unsexy things in sexy places, here’s a feature on Drew in Playboy. His pictorial runs next month, I think.
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/one of few here who knew about “CPT” before that Reno 911 episode
True, and I’m the only here who knows of this vibrant urban musical scene called “the hip hop.”
funniest. tag. ever.
/one of few here who knew about “CPT” before that Reno 911 episode
@ chris-bessmervin: Have a good time in the ville and hells yeah go muthafuckin mojo!!!!
NFL cartoon feat Wade and Jerry; Crennel’s Ass of doom.
http://www.bangcartoon.com/2008/ifsandbutts.htm
Wait… Rocco… your ex was a cheerleader??? You’ve never mentioned that before.
“Just because Unsilent thinks he’s black…”
He’s going to southern California to get those tanning pills from “Soul Man”.
Men with Balls is currently #3 in sports books, but is still behind “Merle’s Door: Lessons from a Freethinking Dog”.
I think the dog is pretty much the same as Nazi Shark.
PRAY FOR MOJO
After BJGE shat the bed last night MOJO will need 3 TDs again for me to have a chance thankyouverymuch.
so am I to understand..the maj is holed up at some orange county four seasons, drew is taping the view..leaving ape with all the heavy lifting today?if this is true..im not sure what im going to do
must…not…click…on…link…to…vibrator…picture…while…at…work…
GNAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHH!!!
chris, I don’t think there will be any mojo in Florida this weekend. My Raiders are going to be in Miami (a game I’ll be attending). I’m pretty sure their vortex of suck (phrase stolen from CC) will cancel all mojo across the state. I also think whatever powers are keeping Davis’ corpse mobile will be sucking the life force from the state so be sure to drink in excess to protect yourself. That’s my plan, at least.
@TMQ: No, but in college my buddy called me that.
I shit you not, my ex had a toy very similar to that. She was also a cheerleader (Arena). Actually fun to use. On her, you sick fucks.
Sifreddi? That you?
Vibrator? Doesn’t anyone fuck chicks on the washing machine anymore?
Fantasy advice needed; I couldn’t submit yesterday because my sexual dysfunction isn’t bad enough and my imagination isn’t good enough. So who should I start, Hightower or Barber?
Don’t forget his love affair with Vinny Cerrato!
I have a vibrator I like to use on the ladies, I call it my tongue .
/hi 5, sexy Friday
I shit you not, my ex had a toy very similar to that. She was also a cheerleader (Arena). Actually fun to use. On her, you sick fucks.
MAGARY: That Stuart Scott will steal your underwear if you leave it lying around. Then he’ll place it in a Ziploc bag, add it to his collection, and take it out for the occasional whiff when he’s feeling frisky.
Now we know what Stu, Drew and Moof have in common.
I am heading to Jacksonville for the Titans/Jags game – PRAY FOR MOJO
Portis out, Betts/Alexander will start. WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!11!!1!!!