MAILBAG/MWB READING REMINDER: I’m on mailbag duty tomorrow. Got an urgent fantasy football/erectile dysfunction query? Then you’d best get in on the mail sack sensation that’s sweeping mother’s basements all over the country. Email us here for tomorrow’s KSK fantasy football/sex advice mailbag. Also, tonight at 7PM is the reading for Men With Balls at the Tysons Corner Borders store. The address is 8027 Leesburg Pike in Vienna. See all two of you there. Look for the sign that says “Puppet Show and Drew Magary”.
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How is Drew’s fat ass supposed to fit in a king leisure?
Your publisher thought the cover of your book was a little misogynistic so they decided to make it just plain black with no pictures of anything. It will be great. Remember the White Album by the Beattles? Big hit for those guys.
Drew, will you be able to afford an authentic jersey with your book sales?
Was the third stall in the bathroom at the Exxon down the street reserved already?
/google mapped that shit
Does Drew feel slighted that Artie Lange has already usurped his crown as everyone’s favorite fat alcoholic-with-a-book release?
Maybe if the author thing doesn’t work out, Drew could work at a habadashery or chapeau shop, like, “excuse me, do you have that in a size 7?” ” Yes we have that.” I think he’d be good at that.
i call this one, lick my love pump
I’d like to report from Drew’s bookreading that it was awesome … the puppet show was fucking bullshit though
I hope the roadies get Buzz Bissinger out of the pod in time for the reading this time.
it might sound better in doubly.
Drew’s wearing his new leather jacket to the reading. He paid 50,000 Bazooka Joes comics for it.
How many times were they told Drew Magary THEN puppet show?
Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge! Where a man’s a man
And the children dance to the Pipes of Pan
Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of book readings, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.
Is the theme of the book tour “Gimme Some Money”?
For those you who don’t know there’s a Spinal Tap reference in there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BYzaDwNoE
Otto wins again.
It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.
Excuse me… are you reading “God Save the Fan”? You know what the title of that book should be? “God Save the Fan If Kige Ramsey Says It’s OK”. ‘Cause Kige calls the shots for all of those guys.
The last reading was frightening for all the women; it looks like Drew had an armadillo in his trousers.
The Boston reading has been canceled, but I wouldn’t worry about it though, it’s not a big college town.
Punter: We’re lucky to have two visionaries at KSK in Ape and Drew. They’re like fire and ice. I feel my job is to be kind of in between, like a lukewarm water.
the saddest chapter in men with balls is the chapter written in d minor: lick my love pump
HELLO TYSONS CORNER!
Drew Magary on vocals. He wrote this.
You put a pair of balls inside a mesh bag on the cover of your book, and you don’t think that’s sexist?
What’s wrong with being sexy?
/I could do this all night.
Alrighty, I need 5 other shirless guys to spell out “FLUBBY” with me.
/FCL
They don’t let me back in that Borders ever since that infamous incident with the Grande Mocha at the Peggy Noonan reading.
Which I COMPLETELY DENY.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
-Big Bottom
“Please kick my ass.” – The Detroit Lions
This book begs the question “What day did the Lord create Big Daddy Drew, and couldn’t head have rested on that day too?”
/sorry I couldn’t resist
Its like, how much more fat could Drew get. And the answer is none. None more fat.
Make sure they keep the lights on for ya. {{WINK}}
Is it going to be one of those penis puppetry deals?
Also: 11.
Don’t get lost back-stage.
Sorry, BDD, I can’t make it tonight. I ate some lentils for lunch today, and, well you know how that goes. Will you ask Ape for me, if he will stencil the Pats’ logo on my wall? Thanks.
Your last book Drew…Shark Sandwich….Amazon gave one review, simply “Shit Sandwich”
He’s the patron saint of quality footwear.
12″ and 12′ are very different measurements.