TOMORROW NIGHT’S MWB READING AND BOOZEKAKKE: Okay, tomorrow night at 7PM there’ll be a reading for Men With Balls at the Tysons Corner Borders store. The address is 8027 Leesburg Pike in Vienna. There’s an On the Border restaurant nearby where we can all grab some beers at afterwards. So come one, come all. Brave the nation’s worst traffic to hear a fat guy read aloud from a book! Whee!
Tags: book whoring
November 11th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
And don’t forget to bring your girlfriends and sisters…Will Leitch needs the practice!
November 11th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Wish I wasn’t at college in Ohio so I could go to this :(
November 11th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
The dick joke per page quota in the book is highly disproportionate to what I was expecting.
November 11th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
On the Border? Was Applebee’s booked?
Bring your sorry-assed book tour to Atlanta. I promise you better places to drink than On the Border. I cannot promise, however, lots of people who read.
November 11th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Stay tuned for more pictures of the Girl Drink Drunk!
November 11th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Oh, the Vienna On the Border? That’s the good one. No stale chips topped with e. coli there.
November 11th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I never understood the concept of ranking good places to drink. Got liquor? Yes? You will do pig, you will do.
November 11th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Stay tuned for more pictures of the Girl Drink Drunk!
“Now get out of my office before you start throwing up … little fruity things.”
November 11th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
what time does it start?
November 11th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
We have a T.G.I. Friday’s in Cincinnati.
November 11th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Come to Denver?
November 11th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
As long as you’re not 45 minutes late like Leitch was, I will consider it.
November 11th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Come for the fat man and his dick jokes, stay for the hours of gridlocked traffic on the Beltway! Huzzah!
November 11th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
A couple things overheard at the last reading:
“Behold nature’s cruelest mistake!”
“…remorseless eating machine…”
“I heard they shaved a gorilla.”
November 11th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Epic Fail.
What the hell time is it at?
November 11th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Personally, I cannot recommend that you attend or purchase this book. I was told that it consisted entirely of satirical material and contained no facts. Imagine, then my dismay when I read the following passage, after having seen the photos of the last outing: “…and I look exactly like Tackleberry from the Police Academy movies.”
That’s just so… fucking FACTUAL. I’m sorry, but I feel I’m owed a refund and an apology.
That is, unless you bring this little dog and pony show to Cincinnati so that we Ohioans can bask in the glow of your pallid obesity.
November 11th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
http://www.hachettebookgroup.com/authors_tours-and-appearances.aspx
Starts at 7 p.m., boy-os.
November 11th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
OMFG!!! I didn’t know the kid from kid from “The Incredibles” wrote a book!
/sorry I know that movie
//4 kids
Awesome biography by the way…..don’t share too much….keep the customers wanting more!
November 11th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
What the above nonsense is referring to:
http://www.hachettebookgroup.com/authors_Drew-Magary-(1504616).htm
November 11th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Damn it I was in DC LAST weekend. Great, I’ll just have to stake out your home then. See you out front in the morning.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:53 am
I’m there