To the many who have asked: Yes, the Varsity Letters reading featuring Drew and Buzz Bissinger (and Steinberg!) was a delightful evening. Drew was charmingly profane, and his PowerPoint-aided reading was hilarious. Steinz brought the house down with a story about vomit. And the Pulitzer winner in attendance spoke passionately about writing, then read about the failure of Boobie Miles and Darryl Kile’s death. More like Buzz Killinger, am I right?
Thanks to Gelf for organizing the event, and especially everyone who showed up.
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Honestly? I thought he’d be fatter. And Ufford is a lousy kisser. All in all, a disappointing evening.
damn, i’m guessing there’s no mysterious video of this varsity letters reading floating around out there, is there?
On topic, I will confirm that last night’s Varsity Letters reading was awesome and Drew’s power point presentation rocked. And for those of you who’ve never beheld the KSKers in person, I can say that Drew is even bigger and fatter than you’d have ever expected, and Ufford has less melanin than Casper the Friendly Ghost. But seriously (and no homo), those guys were flat out fucking cool, and that was refreshing to see.
Off topic, I say that senor mullet should go to the soccer game and act like Wooderson from Dazed and Confused the whole time. “That’s what I love about high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age.”
Senor Mullet,
Please let us know when you start banging some of these high school chicks, so we can sift through the weekly teacher sex scandals and pick you out. We’ll know it’s you when the story starts off with, “It all started out when *Senor Mullet*
attended one of *Jenny’s* soccer games”.
More disturbing than senor mullet’s story…
Last weekend my wife dragged me to see a Pom competition (ie, the girls that just dance and shake pom pons, not the athletic cheerleader kind. Sort of the Failed Cheerleader kind,) because the daughter of a really good friend of ours was competing, and she had promised she’d go watch, and we were going to go out to eat afterwards and the restaurant was just a few miles away, and she didn’t want to have to drive back to come get me etc etc etc.
So I went, reluctantly. Not so much because the competition was bad or that I feared it would be, but because this was a MIDDLE SCHOOL Pom competition. An adult man is not supposed to be there unless it’s his daughter competing, and even then it’s debatable.
It was fucking DISTURBING to see how many creepy guys were in the stands. Seriously, isn’t this the kind of place where you need to put several cops with a Sex Offender list with pictures, so they can round up those 500 bastards and put them away forever?
Sorry about off topic yammering.
No No No….not at all…taking pictures won’t be either.
Did you see that Simmons basically ripped off your Al Davis = Vampire gag? (in his current NFL rankings column)
In the dark, needs a blood transfusion, will rip off a minion’s head and drink his cerebral fluid…
At least he was right about one thing, after he posted a piece of Obama’s victory speech, it all went downhill from there.
Also O/T, but I thought Drew was claiming he was going into the belly of the beast at the WWL for the Virtual Book Tour this week. What gives?
It’s only weird if you try to put them in your Chester the molester cargo van with the shag rug after the game. Otherwise, I guess you can enjoy a girls soccer game without being weird about it. Anyone else give a crap about soccer?
will you be wearing pants?
ok this is off topic, but w/e. im currently guest teaching at a high school and several of the girls in my class are on the soccer team who is playing in the state quarterfinals tomorrow at a location 2 mins away from my house. is it weird if i go to the game?