DeAngelo Hall likely to be released: Count Al vants DeAngelo gone, after only paying the vastly overrated malcontent a mere $1 million per game. David Beckham smiles rakishly and approvingly at that. Also, chances the Cowboys immediately sign MeAngelo: 1,000 percent.
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nicer. whatever
as a Falcons fan i have to say it couldn’t have happened to a nice douchebag. fuck DeAngelo. have fun not being able to cover anyone in Dallas asshat.
He is.
Sigh.
thank christ this motherfucker will be gone. even jerry jones isn’t crazy enough to claim deangelo and guarantee $16M.
or is he?!
Sportsweekly reported that DeAngelo Hall, Ashley Lelie, and Justin Griffith said they “would donate some of their own salary to sign Mike Vick when he gets out of prison”. Not kidding.
If I was part of Raidernation, and hadn’t already committed suicide, I would get the warm bath and the toaster ready.
AH! AH! AH!
I VILL NOW COUNT MY VINS!
VUN! TWO! TWO VINS! AH! AH! AH!
NOW, MANSERWANT…FETCH ME ANOTHER PINT OF TYRONE VHEATLY’S BLOOD! BLAH!
YIPIDEE GODDAMN YEHAW I’M GETTING A NEW MOTHERFUCKING STAR WOOHOO!
Ze numbah of ze day iz vone million!!! HA HA HA HA HA.
considering that even Count Al could get separation on DeAngelo using a double move… this isn’t surprising.
The rest ofthe Raider players are feverishly trying to figure out what Hall did to get cut so they can emulate it and follow suit.
Also, Al fired DeAngelo for cause. He doesn’t have to tell you media members why, but he planned a long rambling diatribe that contradicts what he just said anyways.
Blah, Blah! I vant to suck……..
That’s it, I just vant to suck, baby!
BLAH! BLAH! WHO’S MY NEXT VICTIM?