DeAngelo Hall likely to be released: Count Al vants DeAngelo gone, after only paying the vastly overrated malcontent a mere $1 million per game. David Beckham smiles rakishly and approvingly at that. Also, chances the Cowboys immediately sign MeAngelo: 1,000 percent.
Tags: quick hit
November 5th, 2008 at 11:09 am
BLAH! BLAH! WHO’S MY NEXT VICTIM?
November 5th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Blah, Blah! I vant to suck……..
That’s it, I just vant to suck, baby!
November 5th, 2008 at 11:25 am
The rest ofthe Raider players are feverishly trying to figure out what Hall did to get cut so they can emulate it and follow suit.
Also, Al fired DeAngelo for cause. He doesn’t have to tell you media members why, but he planned a long rambling diatribe that contradicts what he just said anyways.
November 5th, 2008 at 11:28 am
considering that even Count Al could get separation on DeAngelo using a double move… this isn’t surprising.
November 5th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Ze numbah of ze day iz vone million!!! HA HA HA HA HA.
November 5th, 2008 at 11:57 am
YIPIDEE GODDAMN YEHAW I’M GETTING A NEW MOTHERFUCKING STAR WOOHOO!
November 5th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
AH! AH! AH!
I VILL NOW COUNT MY VINS!
VUN! TWO! TWO VINS! AH! AH! AH!
NOW, MANSERWANT…FETCH ME ANOTHER PINT OF TYRONE VHEATLY’S BLOOD! BLAH!
November 5th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Sportsweekly reported that DeAngelo Hall, Ashley Lelie, and Justin Griffith said they “would donate some of their own salary to sign Mike Vick when he gets out of prison”. Not kidding.
If I was part of Raidernation, and hadn’t already committed suicide, I would get the warm bath and the toaster ready.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
thank christ this motherfucker will be gone. even jerry jones isn’t crazy enough to claim deangelo and guarantee $16M.
or is he?!
November 5th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
He is.
Sigh.
November 5th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
as a Falcons fan i have to say it couldn’t have happened to a nice douchebag. fuck DeAngelo. have fun not being able to cover anyone in Dallas asshat.
November 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
nicer. whatever