Zorn and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
“Now it’s become apparent that this isn’t a fad that going to go away next year or the year after. It’s here to stay because it’s a very serious and important way of looking at things that looks incompatible with reason and order and responsibility but actually is not… It was an intrusion on his reality. It just blew a hole right through his whole groovy way of looking at things and he would not face up to it because it seemed to threaten his whole lifestyle.”
“When you look directly at an insane man all you see is a reflection of your own knowledge that he’s insane, which is not to see him at all. To see him you must see what he saw and when you are trying to see the vision of an insane man, an oblique route is the only way to come at it. Otherwise your own opinions block the way…”
Bad MS Paint courtesy of Flubby, with a little help from magic.
Video via FanHouse
Tags: bad MS Paint, dan snyder, Homerism, Jim Zorn, overly excited owners, Unsilent Majority
October 6th, 2008 at 10:52 am
There are a lot of legitimate reasons to dislike Daniel Snyder, and this is a brand new one.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:55 am
He’s not as long-winded as persig, but he’s just as batshitty.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:56 am
I come for the football humor and donkey porn; if I want quotes from lame, pseudo-intellectuals, I can talk to myself about why Foucault’s impact upon Derrida is grossly over-rated.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Um… what?
October 6th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I would like to hear him and Marmalard have a debate.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Zorn wins again! Man that is so zen. Letting Clinton Portis call that 4 and 1 play, man that was transcendentally groovy, I can’t wait to play dodge ball with the Zorn man in the off-season.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Still 12 weeks to play, shitbirds.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:35 am
i will not be attending his chautauquas
October 6th, 2008 at 11:38 am
@ Mookie -
Perhaps you would like to take a gander and the Skins upcoming schedule for October.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Still 12 weeks to play, shitbirds.
VS St. Louis, VS Cleveland, AT Detroit, AT Seattle, AT Cincinnati, AT San Francisco
Oughta be rough.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:49 am
What about Snyder? Would he be mini too?
October 6th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Snyder has already cloned his own mini-me and he goes by the name Cerrato.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
So I guess this means us Redskins fans can go into full retard mode now?
October 6th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Already in full retard mode… well once we got over wanting to swing Zorn from a tree after the 4th quarter of the Giants game. If we finish up the next six games wining, dear God this town is going to go crazy and it will be like the 80s all over again. The 7-11s will close up shop, racial harmony for everyone here cheering for the Skins, and the entire place will be absolutely unbearable.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I see that hanging out with tom cruise has had no affect on him whatsoever.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Has any second place team ever been so cocky?
October 6th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Kimbo Slice thinks that post was too short…
October 6th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Has any second place team ever been so cocky?
The real question is can Rioner Lichie take a hit rike Rongrastname?
October 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Everything Zorn, Everything Zorn… I don’t think so.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
I think this has something to do with Scientology.