Comments on: Your Sexy Friday Afternoon Cheers And Jeers

By: Lance Armstrong's Excised Testicle

Lance Armstrong's Excised Testicle — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:44:46 +0000

Let’s see if I understand this whole Steven M.Fanale thing. He gave Theo Epstein his phone numbers cuz he wanted to lick elbows with him?

And Tina Fey is to comedy what Brad Childress is to clock management.

By: Handful of Peter

Handful of Peter — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:24:39 +0000

” And when they’re getting beat in the 3rd quarter this weekend, you can proceed to leave the stadium, go home and cry in your boyfriend’s lap before getting a cock taco for dessert.”

You sound really… not well educated.

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:49:33 +0000

Team Ape re: Tina Fey. imo condescending and fake ditzy is not an attractive combination. regardless of whomever’s dick she’s sucking at nbc. both Poehler and Dratch have more talent.

By: MichaelBluth

MichaelBluth — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:34:06 +0000

i was being satirical, dude. it doesn’t translate well w/o voice inflection, i suppose. but seriously, fuck the red sox.

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:54:25 +0000

Way to stay informed MichaelBluth. The movie takes on the concept of religion in general, all religions. Or do the other ones not count to you?

By: MichaelBluth

MichaelBluth — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 03:55:16 +0000

fuck bill maher. it’s only cool to be un-PC to christians. but do i get any laughs when i try to pull those wigs off or rabbis? noooo. or when i gave my muslum friend farouq a roll of toilet paper for christmas(i know, they don’t celebrate, it was just in the spirit, dick) and told him it was a turban repair kit,did i get a laugh out of that? this is bullshit. PS fuck you red sox, i hope mike lowell suffers the same fate as tom brady in wk 1.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:49:16 +0000

@Monkey Business– Really? It was the multiple references to eating Philly cheese steak that led you to this conclusion?

Ape, you are so right about so many things! How could you be wrong about Tina Fey?! Man, there go all my sexual fantasies about you.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:38:50 +0000

Tina Fey is the kind of girl you have organically grown fair trade coffee with at a coffee place so pretentious it makes other pretentious coffee places seem like Starbucks before walking awkwardly back to your studio apartment, putting on some really obscure band from the mid 70s that involves a theramin, awkwardly fumble out of your clothes revealing the utterly boring underwear you’re both wearing, and have the geekest, palest sex known to mankind.

\possibly wrote a fanfic around this very topic

In other news, I think Monica Bellucci is just criminally underrated. She buries everyone else on the sexy friday list, and nary a mention.

By: Spanky Datass

Spanky Datass — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:01:52 +0000

Just remember, you can’t spell ‘Fanale’ without ‘anal’.

/bored
//leaves

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 17:52:12 +0000

Lisa Lampanelli is the only funny female comedian out there and the only social commentary she does is telling us how much she loves the black cock and that black people are lazy.