Your Sexy Friday Afternoon Cheers And Jeers
JEERS to whoever the fuck “boo’ed” my house the other night. I don’t know if you’ve you heard of this new, excruciating Halloween trend, but allow me to explain. Someone leaves a small bag of goodies on your doorstep, then rings the doorbell and runs away. Then you open the bag and inside is a piece of paper that says:
BOO!
YOU’VE JUST BEEN BOOED!
Make 2 copies of this sheet, then make two new goodie bags. Place the sheets inside the bags and get in on the fun by booing two MORE houses!
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
You know, I already have to buy candy for Halloween. Now I have to make fucking party favors with a chain letter tucked inside? To whoever invented this idea: FUCK YOU IN THE PUMPKIN HOLE. I hope you slice your own hand off while carving your fucking jack-o-lantern.
There are some people out there who are WAYYY too fucking jazzed about Halloween. They put cobwebs in their bushes, and fog machines outside their doors, and now they apparently are placing mysterious bags on my doorstep filled with useless crap. And demanding I make photocopies. I’M NOT COPYING SHIT. Fuck those people. I’m handing out cock tacos for Halloween this year.
CHEERS to pad thai. With your delightful mound of crushed peanuts and pan-fried noodles, you are a lunch like no other. I know full well Thai restaurant owners must fume when everyone orders this shit, instead of something more authentic. But who can resist such a delight? No one, that’s who.
JEERS to Seth Meyers. I heard Meyers being interviewed on the Simmons podcast the other day, and I swear it was as if Simmons was talking to a fucking lawyer for 30 minutes. How the fuck did this guy ascend to head writer of SNL? Is he someone’s nephew? Is there some sort of comedy writing cabal that only requires you be a Red Sox fan as a prerequisite to join?
Meyers strikes me as the type of guy who will spend 45 minutes talking about what makes something funny, instead of just BEING funny. And I fucking hate people like that. This guy should be working at a fucking bank, or a lobbying firm. He shouldn’t be hosting “Weekend Update”. Would it kill SNL to hire an actual fucking comedian for that role? Jesus.
CHEERS to “Religulous”. Now THAT is some fucking funny shit. You got Bill Maher getting a goodbye hug from a minister who is a “former homosexual” and asking him, “Hey, you didn’t get a fucking hardon just now, did you?”
I liked this flick because it had a firm point of view about organized religion, which would be that organized religion is a nothing more than a bunch of contrived bullshit. It doesn’t bother being all PC and nice and trying to see the other side of the argument. It’s just, “Anyone who claims they know definitively what God is or what he wants out of us, or that he even exists, is a liar and fucking asshole.” Amen to that, brutha.
JEERS to the Steven M. Fanale of Danvers, Massachusetts. Reader Kyle D. points us to perhaps the most deluded and self-aggrandizing Red Sox fan in world history, which is saying a lot. Check out some of the comments Mr. Fanale has left around the interwebs:
I HAVE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE AND BELIEVE ME THIS IS THE PERFECT SITUATION FOR THE RED SOX. THEY WILL NOT ONLY DEFEAT THE TAMPA BAY RAYS BUT THEY WILL GO ON TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES AS WELL. WHEN THE SERIES WAS TIED AT A GAME APIECE THE TEAM THAT WON THE NEXT TWO GAMES WHICH IN THIS CASE WAS TAMPA BAY LOST THE NEXT THREE BECAUSE THEY RAN OUT OF GAS. I AM CONIVNCED THAT THE RED SOX WILL WIN A CLOSE ONE AT FENWAY ON THURSDAY NIGHT AND THEN BEAT THE TAMPA BAY RAYS ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY. IT WILL NOT BE EASY BUT THE SOX WILL DO IT. I KNOW THAT THEY WILL. TRUST ME, I HAVE DONE IT AS WELL AND I KNOW HOW TO DO IT. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS NEVER GIVE UP AND NEVER PANICK. A CRISIS SITUATION WILL BRING OUT THE BEST IN THE RED SOX AND THEIR FANS KNOW IT. SO SIT BACK AND RELAX AND WATCH THE DRAMA UNFOLD BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES.
STEVEN M.FANALE
“I have done it as well”? But wait! It gets douchier:
If you want to remain World Champions then you should up the offer to Mike Lowell to four years at between 15-20 million dollars a year. Screw the brass! You have the money and you do need Mike Lowell at third base. Call him right now and make the deal. Look at this way we can pay it. Besides if you want to remain a the top then you better spend the money for the right people. I would in your shoes do it because with Mike Lowell you would not have your second world series ring on your hand. I STRONLY URGE YOU TO DO THIS! YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY YOU SPENT THE MONEY ON MIKE, HE WILL CONTINUE TO PRODUCE FOR YOU FOR MANY YEARS TO COME. SO SIGN HIM, THEO. IF YOU NEED TO CONTACT ME YOU CAN REACH ME AT MY HOME PHONE AT (978) 774-5744 OR ON MY CELL PHONE AT (978) 590-9810 AT ANYTIME. THANK YOU
STEVEN M.FANALE
Bonus points to the first KSK reader who calls Mr. Fanale, pretending to be Theo Epstein, and telling him what a great idea he had. Bonus points if you offer him a job on the spot. (UPDATE: Some of you actually did call this guy. Please don’t do that again, lest we finally get sued somehow.) Oh, Steven. You clueless, clueless man. Goddamn Rays. They were two innings away from putting morons like this to bed for the winter.
CHEERS to the new Freedarko book. I don’t really like the NBA. But that doesn’t matter, because this book has lots of pretty pictures and charts. That’s my kinda book.
JEERS to taking so long to get to Monica Belucci, Heather Kozar, Pam Anderson, Amanda Lexx, and Sydney Moon on a Sexy Friday. JUMP INTO BONERLAND.
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October 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
2 years ago when we moved into our house it was “boo’ed”. Thankfully, it hasn’t been done since. I bet some housewife way too into Martha Stewart and Oprah came up with this shit.
Cheers to Boner land!
October 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I’ve never heard of getting “boo’ed,” and before you explained it I thought someone had just driven up to your house, shouted “Boooooo!” and drove off, and that this random heckling of your home had bummed you out.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Religulous could be the greatest movie of all time. And I haven’t even seen it yet.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Same deal here in Silver Spring, except they call it Ghosted. The note with the goodies tells you to keep one copy of the note yourself before you “Ghost” two others. This copy gets posted on your door to tell others not to hit you again. My 6 year old figured out right away not to put that up, so he might get more free goodie bags left at our door. Such a bright boy.
/sorry for the novel
//dick joke
October 17th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Wait a minute, Drew has graduated to whoring someone else’s book?
/mindfuck
October 17th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
That first pic looks like a big-tittied Kelly Bundy. Or just a tittied Kelly Bundy.
/kidding; please don’t mail me a pink ribbon
October 17th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Has anyone called Mr. Fanale yet?
October 17th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
You’ve been breasted. Pass it on.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I can’t wait for my boss to leave the office. Heather Kozar in the Skrebneski poster for the Chicago International Film Festival is one of my favorites. It’s in my living room.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
And Drew, they weren’t Booing you, they were Boo-urnsing you.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Is there some sort of comedy writing cabal that only requires you be a Red Sox fan as a prerequisite to join?
Yes. It’s called the Harvard Lampoon.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
What ever happened to a flaming bag of dogshit? Am I dating myself?
October 17th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Oh, Monica Belucci, is there no dick you cannot bonerfy? Mama mia!
Also, score on the Pad Thai. I once dated a chick who had a wicked peanut allergy, which meant that I effectively had a wicked peanut allegy. No Thai food, no food with nuts of any kind. When we broke up, I went on a Pad Thai rampage. Lunch soon…
October 17th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
…and yes, I have “dated” myself thousands of times – ha ha funny!
October 17th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
JEERS to Religulous.
they used fucking Limp Bizkit in the trailer. “YA JUST GOTA HAVE FAAAAAAAAAAAIIIITH!”
fuck you. nail yourself to a cross, doucheknuckle.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
“Boo-ing” isn’t so bad. Just think of it as reverse trick-or-treating. Somebody comes to your house and leaves you candy. There’s a holiday we can all get behind. The fucking chain letter can go in the round file.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
i googled our friend Steven M. Fanale’s phone number, and apparently the douche lives here:
Yeah, there’s no way this ends badly.
Just so everyone knows, I’m pleading the fifth on this right now. By which I mean, if the cops come calling, I’m drinking a fifth of bourbon.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
While we are jeering things related to halloween, I jeer adults who go to work dressed up for Halloween. Wait until you go home to wear your costume.
Still cheering Boner Land.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
If you Boo this Steven Fanale guy’s house MAKE SURE TO WRITE THE NOTE IN ALL CAPS. THAT’S HOW YOU GET YOUR POINT ACROSS. IT SAYS THAT YOU MEAN BUSINESS AND YOUR IDEAS ARE IMPORTANT. IT’S JUST LIKE YELLING, BUT, YOU KNOW, WITH WRITING.
Oh, and use language a Red Sox fan can understand. Say “Sawks Sux” and call him a faggot.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
i’m gonna guess mr. falafel realized it was a bad idea to post his number online, because he seems to know not to pick up unidentified phone numbers.
what do todays fine women have to do with footb– …oh my, i should put on some jeans.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
i know, in my bones (one in particular), that God approves of sexy friday in all of its divine manifestations. those ladies are articles of faith i can get behind. for starters.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
some cock gobbler booed my house as well.. i think next year i’ll just put up the “booed” sign at the beginning of october to guarantee i get skipped.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
@ UU — Wrong again. I am psyched about my costume. I am dressing up as my friend Shana’s hemorrhoid.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
/Thus ends Sexy Friday!
October 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Thanks for the visual Mamacita.
Really, Fanale must be off his meds if he expects random fans on interwebs to get callbacks by Sox management.
And the dude on the front end of this week’s BS report is even duller than SNL guy. I like Cousin Sal. But lawyer is not enough drone; maybe tax accountant?
October 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
It looks like Wonder Woman might have an extra bullet-deflecting bracelet stuffed down her pants.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
“Cameltoe Wonder-Woman”
Fantastic.
October 17th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Cheers for Halloween turnign into an excuse for hot chicks to put on slutty ‘costumes.’ Each year the line gets pushed a little further. Greatest improvement in a holiday since the NFL started putting games on Thanksgiving. It requires nothing of me, but the rewards are fantastic.
October 17th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
CHEERS living far enough off the street that we never get trick or treaters.
JEERS having to take my 1 year old to a costume party.
/only knew of bellucci before this post
//lame
October 17th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
got fanale’s voicemail… apparently he’s screening his calls.
October 17th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Steven Fanale gives Tawmmy from Quinzee a hahd-awn.
October 17th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
That second post was almost a year-old. The sox signed Mike Lowell to a long term deal so we can watch him give fist bumps and not play in the ALCS. Clearly Theo must have conferred with Steven prior to Lowell’s contract.
Hate Boston all you want, but at least we have “integrated” neighborhoods. Which means its not safe to trick or treat, and therefore I don’t have to deal with handing out candy or being “booed.”
October 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
@UU
So you’re saying I shouldn’t show up to work dressed like the guy Michael Irvin stabbed with a pair of scissors?
October 17th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Wonder Woman doesn’t even need her lasso to get me to tell the truth. Just let me motorboat those puppies and she can ask me anything she wants.
/definitely qualifes for the cock taco
October 17th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
@Chazz: What’s your definition of an integrated neighborhood? Because what you’re saying doesn’t make sense based on what I’m thinking.
October 17th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I grew up with Seth Myers. Seth Myers was a friend of mine. Drew, you are no Seth Myers. That is a good thing.
He is also a Pittsburgh Steelers fan, so I am guessing that is where he gets a good portion of his general assbag-edness..
October 17th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
JEERS to misspelling “Monica Bellucci.”
How dare you insult perfection, Big Daddy Drew. How dare you.
October 17th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Haven’t read the article yet because I keep straining my eyes and the harder and harder I strain the more and more it looks I can see a little camel toe action. booyah sexy friday!
October 17th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Is it me, or does anyone else get excited when they see a retard like Mr. Fanale add a “k” onto panic and type in all caps?
October 17th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I’ve just been boobed. Thanks, Mister After The Jump!
October 17th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
@ El Duke: I think an exception could be made for the skissor custome. You just need someone else to go as Irvin, then the deal is sealed.
October 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Bravo! Great Stuff!
October 17th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Also, Lowell was signed to a contract extension last year. But good work Steve, at least the Red Sox organization knows you will be up to speed on being a poorly-educated cocksucker.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
/only knew of bellucci before this post
Turn in your dick. If you’re over 2 and haven’t heard of Pamela Anderson then you’re not using it for anything.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Yes x7
October 17th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
google search is fascinating
“I want to know are there anybody in the world who dig kissing men’s elbows and biscepts especially when they roll up their sleeves past their elbows? Also is this classified as a fetish? Is there a society of elbow kissers that meet in the Boston Area please let me know. Thank You
Posted by: Steven M.Fanale | Oct 11, 2008 7:28:54 PM”
http://blog.wired.com/articlecomment/2007/04/futuristic_sexu.html
October 17th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Yikes. We’ve gained a lot of insite into the collective psyche of Red Sox Nation today.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I drafted Monica Bellucci’s head in the KSK Sexual Frankenstein Draft this past May
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/it%E2%80%99s-your-turn-once-again-to-draft-and-be-sexy.html#comments
@Daydream, wow! fucking wow.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Oh it gets even more fun.
When a man decides to come out of the closet he is taking a great risk in the advancement of his athletic career. So when a young man saids he is gay there are people who will support him and then there are those who will say the most disgusting things about him that could hurt him for life. For the bigots of the world you need to abolutely grow up and become educated! Stop the hate! I hope that is young man will grow up a world of love and honor and no more hate. I would love to meet him someday as well. Maybe it will happen real soon.
Steven M.Fanale
http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/08/01/gay-athletes-come-out-in-high-school/
October 17th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
That Google is a powerful and wonderous thing. Fanale is an idiot.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Big tits and camel toe – don’t try telling me there’s no God, buster.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
@Daydream Billiever: What we all seem to overlook is the fact that this moron uses his entire government name as his blog handle. Once again confirming the stereotype that Boston sports fans are unimaginative, retarded, douchetastic morons.
Oh yeah and they despise good looking women too.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Ummm, this guy is a teacher…
http://travelqa.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/23/singapore-restaurants-bookstores-and-local-salaries-for-a-soon-to-be-ex-pat/
October 17th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
@jackin
Are they more unimaginative, retarded or douchetastic than Cowboys fans who live in NYC?
October 17th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
So not only is he a teacher, he’s already spent time in the looney bin.
Steven M. Fanale said…
NO ONE HAS THE GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO COMMITT SUICIDE! NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST JERKS WHO EITHER PLAY OR RUN BASEBALL. YOU MAY DISAGREE WITH MR. ROCKERS STATEMENT BUT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO WE AS HUMAN BEINGS DO THE UNTHINKABLE. LIFE IS TOO VALUABLE TO THROW AWAY! WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE IS TO COMMITT JOHN ROCKER TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION WHERE HE CAN GET THE PROPER HELP THAT HE SO DESPIRATELY NEEDS. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND MCCLEAN HOSPITAL IN BELMOMT, MASSACHUSETTS. THIS PLACE WILL HELP HIM AND GET HIS LIFE BACK ON TRACK. HE NEEDS TO TAKE RISPEARADAL 3 MG EVERYDAY BEFORE GOING TO BED IT WILL CLEAR UP HIS THOUGHTS AND HELP HIM TO BE A BETTER PERSON.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
@289, saw that, just about any of his posts are solid gold on a scale of one to OMGWTF
http://www.fanhouse.com/profile/941709/
@jackin, at least he made it easy, i don’t have time for a proper sleuthing
October 17th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
More fun from Mr. Fanale, regarding Yankee Stadium PA announcer 97 year old Bob Shepard
Steven Fanale said…
If Mr.Sheppard is 97 years old I have got news for him Mr. Vincent V. Venti who works for the Massachusetts Highway Department in Boston is 99 years old and has no plans to retire at all. Joe Cronin is 97 years old and he has worked for the Highway Department for 75 years. Mr.Venti has worked for 77 years. Oscar Epstein is 84 years old and has worked for the Massachusetts Highway Department since 1945. Mr. Vincent Fasano has worked for the Massachusetts Highway Department since 1950 so Mr.Sheppard is in excellent company. And one more Mr.John Leary has worked for the Massachusetts Highway Department since 1958 and he is 87 years old . What do you think of that. Please let me know.
Sincerely,
Steven M.Fanale
how does he know about all these old guys?
October 17th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I could do this all day long…
THE NEW YORK METS SHOULD BE RUN OUT OF TOWN!!! ANY TEAM THAT LOSES ON THE FINAL DAY ON THE REGULAR SEASON SHOULD NEVER PLAY BASEBALL AGAIN!!! ONLY THE NEW YORK YANKEES SURE HAVE THE RIGHT TO REPRESENT NY NOT ANYONE ELSE!!! STEVEN M.FANALE
By this rationale half of the league will be contracted every year. I actually like that.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
It’s a pretty safe bet that Mr. Fanale doesn’t read these Sexy Friday posts.
So who’s going as Steven M. Fanale for Halloween?
October 17th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Anyone know who’s the Wonder Woman in that pic? Just curious. For research purposes.
Steven M. Fanale is quite awesome. And by awesome I mean fucking retarded.
I like my name, so it’s my handle. Fuck off.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I can’t believe that we let this guy vote.
If these witches are correct then I have news for them the election is one year away and their is no clear winner at this point. My prediction is ALBERT ARNOLD GORE the Democratic Nominee for President and JOSEPH P.KENNEDY II for Vice-President and I also predict W.Mitt ROMMEY President and ROGER STAUBACH Vice-President. The winner will be ROMMEY-STAUBACH with 400 electoral votes and will win re-election in 2012.
Steven M.Fanale
October 17th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
but he’s clearly prescient
THE BOSTON CELTICS HAVE GIVEN THEIR FANS ANOTHER REASON TO DEMAND THEIR MONEY BACK. DANNY HAS FINALLY PUT THIS ONCE PROUND FRANCHISE IN COMPLETE TERMOIL. MY PREDICTION FOR THE BOSTON CELTICS FOR THE 2007-08 SEASON IS FIVE WINS AND SEVENTY-SEVEN LOSES. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
On behalf of all Red Sox fans, I apologize for this guy. Every fanbase has it’s members who shame it.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
@ Handful of Peter: We all know Peter is your real name, so let’s get past you re-affirming my previous post. Don’t you worry where I live and what teams I root for. Just know that when your SAWX lose tomorrow night, you can go on ahead and half-heartedly root for the Pats. And when they’re getting beat in the 3rd quarter this weekend, you can proceed to leave the stadium, go home and cry in your boyfriend’s lap before getting a cock taco for dessert.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Wait a minute. A Mitt Romney-Roger Staubach ticket? Seriously? Mr. Fanale’s warped mind has conceived some kind of unholy alliance- the Boston fan’s douchebaggery and the Dallas fans retardery.
The Legend of Steven M. Fanale is born.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Let’s call this the wiki on Fanale.
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/profile/941709/
Dude is a Masshole who is gay for A-Rod. How is he still alive?
October 17th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
my name is actually rob. but then again i root for the chiefs
October 17th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I miss the days of being made fun of in elementary school for liking the redsox… now all those pricks are the same retards who don’t know what baseball is, pack fenway, and leave in the 5th inning. Fuck Steve Fanale, Jimmy Fallon, Dane Cook and every other Red Sox fan who started liking them in the 2004 alcs (which doesn’t make them bandwagon fans, cause they liked them before they won the world series). they’re all embarassments.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Rocco, that’s Sydney Moon.
And Fanale should probably sit the rest of his life out.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
A Quick Reaffirmation of the Obvious:
1. Goddamn, Monica Bellucci is hot.
2. Steven M. Fanale has revealed himself to be a fascinating retardo-madman.
3. The NFL wasn’t mentioned in this post but baseball and basketball were.
4. Visit Bonerland.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
SNL is still on? Does that young man still do a funny James Brown “hot tub” sketch? I liked that one.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I’m going over Fanale’s house tonight and booing him (with a lit paper sack full of shit).
October 17th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
KSK readers and the KSK Gay Mafia now has their Dee Mirich.
(but nobody hated Dee)
October 17th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Dr. Mengele and Dr. Moreau would have done fascinating work breeding Fanale and LADYVICTORYUSA to see if they could, in fact, create the stupidest person ever.
October 17th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
This was one of the best boos I’ve ever had and I haven’t had any.
http://quitetothecontrary.com
October 17th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Turn in your dick. If you’re over 2 and haven’t heard of Pamela Anderson then you’re not using it for anything.
my bad. i didn’t even notice she was in the post, as i was focused on bellucci and the mystery broads.
October 17th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Wait wait wait wait wait wait hold the phone back the fun bus the fuck up.
Ape hates Tina Fey? I thought it was like a law in America that everybody had to love her, certainly is over here (and if it isn’t it bloody well should be)
October 17th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Ape hates Tina Fey?
How can you hate her? All the hotness of Sarah Palin, none of the mouthbreathing ‘tardery.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Hot though she may be, that bitch takes smug to levels Bill Maher and Brian Billick could only dream of. And high-fiving Amy Poehler after every fucking lame joke when she did Weekend Update drove me over the edge.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
@twoeightnine- fuck you for posting that link, I just lost an hour of my life and need to go to McLean Hospital and seek the advice of DR. FUCKING BADER!!!
The saddest songs that I have ever heard have been That’s What Friends Are For sung by Dionne Warwick is really good and has made me cry. What A Wonderful World sung by Louis Armstrong is really good and has made me cry. Amazing Grace is excellent and sung by the Mormon Taberacle Choir is amazing. Adaigo For Strings,Opus 11 by Samuel L.Barber really makes me cry and is a beautiful piece of music that should be heard by people who love classical music. And of course Georgia On My Mind sung by Ray Charles is really beautiful and has made me cry.
SMF
October 17th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
I know that correcting Mr. Fanale’s understanding of politics is like watching someone take a shit at midfield during the Superbowl and then eats it, and correcting the form of their squat, but he just picked Romney-Staubach to pull one of the greatest landslides in recent history. Basically, he allowed for Gore (???) to win NY, CA, IL and maybe one other decent-sized state against a mormon and a cowboy.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Oh and Pad Thai is good……if you haven’t had Tamarind Chicken. Definitely my Thai restaurant meal of choice.
October 17th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I’ve hated Tina Fey since an interview where she basically said that all male comedy is boisterous, random, and pointless, and all female comedy is brilliantly perceptive social commentary. Get fucked. I wish I could provide dozens of examples boisterous female comedians to prove her wrong, but the only problem is that I can only fucking name about three successful female comics in existence.
October 17th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I can’t wait for the Doug and Doug Fantasy update!
October 17th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
spoofcard dot com … free trail calls, make any number you want appear on caller id.
Have Fun
October 18th, 2008 at 2:52 am
Some neighbor of mine, who moved out last year [noooooo], lit up some kid with a paint ball gun when he tried to do that ghosted shit. Fucker looked like a christmas tree after the guy was done.
Fuck Seth Meyers and his no talent hack douchebag self.
October 18th, 2008 at 4:02 am
“Hot though she may be, that bitch takes smug to levels Bill Maher and Brian Billick could only dream of.”
Sure, but smugness is really only irritating when the smuggee has no reason to be smug. Brett Favre, for example. You could put a faucet into one of his abs and pure smug would flow.
October 18th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Ah, Monica Belluci, you make the world go around…
October 18th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Lisa Lampanelli is the only funny female comedian out there and the only social commentary she does is telling us how much she loves the black cock and that black people are lazy.
October 18th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Just remember, you can’t spell ‘Fanale’ without ‘anal’.
/bored
//leaves
October 18th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Tina Fey is the kind of girl you have organically grown fair trade coffee with at a coffee place so pretentious it makes other pretentious coffee places seem like Starbucks before walking awkwardly back to your studio apartment, putting on some really obscure band from the mid 70s that involves a theramin, awkwardly fumble out of your clothes revealing the utterly boring underwear you’re both wearing, and have the geekest, palest sex known to mankind.
\possibly wrote a fanfic around this very topic
In other news, I think Monica Bellucci is just criminally underrated. She buries everyone else on the sexy friday list, and nary a mention.
October 18th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
@Monkey Business– Really? It was the multiple references to eating Philly cheese steak that led you to this conclusion?
Ape, you are so right about so many things! How could you be wrong about Tina Fey?! Man, there go all my sexual fantasies about you.
October 18th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
fuck bill maher. it’s only cool to be un-PC to christians. but do i get any laughs when i try to pull those wigs off or rabbis? noooo. or when i gave my muslum friend farouq a roll of toilet paper for christmas(i know, they don’t celebrate, it was just in the spirit, dick) and told him it was a turban repair kit,did i get a laugh out of that? this is bullshit. PS fuck you red sox, i hope mike lowell suffers the same fate as tom brady in wk 1.
October 19th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Way to stay informed MichaelBluth. The movie takes on the concept of religion in general, all religions. Or do the other ones not count to you?
October 19th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
i was being satirical, dude. it doesn’t translate well w/o voice inflection, i suppose. but seriously, fuck the red sox.
October 19th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Team Ape re: Tina Fey. imo condescending and fake ditzy is not an attractive combination. regardless of whomever’s dick she’s sucking at nbc. both Poehler and Dratch have more talent.
October 20th, 2008 at 8:24 am
” And when they’re getting beat in the 3rd quarter this weekend, you can proceed to leave the stadium, go home and cry in your boyfriend’s lap before getting a cock taco for dessert.”
You sound really… not well educated.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Let’s see if I understand this whole Steven M.Fanale thing. He gave Theo Epstein his phone numbers cuz he wanted to lick elbows with him?
And Tina Fey is to comedy what Brad Childress is to clock management.