Hey, remember when all the dipshit Colts fans last week were blithering that the rest of the AFC had to be pissing itself following Indy’s rolling of the Ravens? Well, no one was buying it. Not even them. And that was why. One game does not a saved season make, shitheads.
Now the C-Hox get to try their hand at some season-saving with Seneca Wallace at the helm. Jerramy Stevens is looking to exact some sexual abasement on the former team he helped keep from a Super Bowl victory (cue still embittered commenter J.L. White trying to blame it on Bill Leavy). For whatever reason, there doesn’t seem to be a SNF game scheduled for next week.Sucks that flex scheduling doesn’t start for another two weeks.
Note from from Caveman: Need more insight on this game? Probably not. But you should check me out going head-to-head with Tiki and Collinsworth just the same.
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wha?
I never said the Colts season was saved, I said you don’t hang up 31 on the Ravens on accident, but then you don’t score 7 on the Packers on accident either. (I know they scored 14 but I don’t count the late TD)
Did anybody hear that one rant Collingsworthless went on that had like 70 different things that could have been taken as gay references? I was almost asleep when he spouted it off, but I know there were several things that would have been majorly obvious to the KSK commentor folk. I think one was along the lines of you have to reach deep to get Garcia.
/have to quit convincing myself that I will actually remember something I heard on TV while 1/2 asleep
“I can’t wait to see Simmons’s 10,000-word homily devoted to how important the Big Diabetic is to the Sawx. Nice 0 for 3 tonight, dickbag. Choke on it, Boston.”
OH NO. What ever will we do?
Oh yeah – we’ll just think about the six championships in the last six years. That will help.
Sure, the game sucked. But on the bright side, we were spared the pain of listening to John Madden’s ‘tardery and only had to put up with Collinsworth’s assholery.
Anyone catch why Madden wasn’t there? Did they have to put his airplane-phobic lardass on a ship for the London game next week? “See, it’s like the Maddencruiser, but on water! Pow! Splash! I just made a boom-boom in my pants!”
I can’t wait to see Simmons’s 10,000-word homily devoted to how important the Big Diabetic is to the Sawx. Nice 0 for 3 tonight, dickbag. Choke on it, Boston.
Damn, I guess now Bill Simmons won’t get to ejaculate again about how superior Bostons sports fans are based solely on the team’s success in his next book.
Unless he already did that after the Celtics won. Which I’m certain he already did.
Thank God, Ape; if the Seahawks continue to suck out loud I’d rather they do it in the anonymity of regional afternoon coverage!
YOU FACKIN’ TAMPA BAY DAAAAAHKIES!
Worry not, flex scheduling starts in a few weeks
this shit was so boring and irrelevant it made me watch baseball. if this is the best nbc can serve up on sun night take the rest of the season off, not just 2 weeks
I need a turnover from TBs D!!!
Yeah, fuck that Ape guy!
Actually, Ape is a Stiller sucking d-bag. Shades of gray….
This might fit better: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2338980
ape = c hok sucking doooosh bag
Try this on for size:
moar funny pictures
cue still embittered commenter J.L. White trying to blame it on Bill Leavy
Rather than point out that I’ve turned all my bitterness towards decrepit Seahawk coaches like John “T.P.” Marshall, let me just say I’m overjoyed to get a snide and backhanded shot-out from Ape. It’s great to see my personal hell start to pay off!
/Bill Leavy can still choke on Ed Hochuli’s dick.
//Fuck, the Seahawks still fucking suck.
I just assumed Hugh Laurie was taking over for Chris Hansen.
Spell amyl nitrate correctly, but leave an extra “house” in there … fucking moron. Apologies, all.
Did Collinsworth just say that Jeff Garcia is brutally honest, not only about his own performance and that of his team, but also about where he’s at in his life? If I may respectfully disagree, Cris, there’s a walk-in closet in Mr. Garcia’s home full of skeletons, amyl nitrate and illicit photographs house that would like a word with you.
I’m hoping that if I drink a whole bunch, then the score will start to look more appealing.
Man this game between diagonally opposite talents and geographies is super.
he came back from the dead. Ike has excorcised the demons!!
welp; ike hilliard is dead.
Only a gay guy could throw an underhanded pass that far!!
I’ve always heard that place was pretty bad ass!
If she had a decent rack, they’d be yelling at her to take that Sea-hags jersey off for another reason.
/Mons Venus is only a couple blocks down the road from the Ray Jay.
Rma = rams in case anyone was wondering
I thought I run with the just pick whoever is playing the Rma strategy until at least week 8.
fuck the survival pools and fuck the redskins!!!
Go Seahawks…. Seahawk victory and I win the KSK-sponsored Yahoo Survivor pool. At least the group of 50 I’m in.
I think there aren’t games on Sunday nights because of the World Series.
Apparently there’s no SNF next week because of some horseshit beisbol game.
Meh, it’d probably be the Steelers again.
/awaits pending Apeban
I just need TBs defense to bust out some big points tonight baby!!!!
Go Pack!