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	<title>Comments on: Your Friendly Weekly Reminder: MICHAEL IRVIN IS AN ATTEMPTED MURDERER</title>
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		<title>By: fkksn</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/your-friendly-weekly-reminder-michael-irvin-is-an-attempted-murderer.html/comment-page-1#comment-91647</link>
		<dc:creator>fkksn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 23:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I make myself laugh.  Shoulda been a comedian and not a hater of ksk.com.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I make myself laugh.  Shoulda been a comedian and not a hater of ksk.com.</p>
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		<title>By: fkksn</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/your-friendly-weekly-reminder-michael-irvin-is-an-attempted-murderer.html/comment-page-1#comment-91646</link>
		<dc:creator>fkksn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So I can&#039;t spell.  I&#039;m not perfect either.  Put me on your weekly reminder list.  FKKSN CAN&quot;T SPELL!  NEVER FORGET!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I can&#8217;t spell.  I&#8217;m not perfect either.  Put me on your weekly reminder list.  FKKSN CAN&#8221;T SPELL!  NEVER FORGET!</p>
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		<title>By: fkksn</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/your-friendly-weekly-reminder-michael-irvin-is-an-attempted-murderer.html/comment-page-1#comment-91645</link>
		<dc:creator>fkksn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also don&#039;t forget 3 super bowl rings jealous bastards.  You are so perfect?  Never steal candy from little kid?  Cut in front of someonr line?  Take a handicapped parking space?  Yeah right.  Eliteist.  Get over yourself Mr Perfect.  Oh, he died, so this is no Mr Perfect.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also don&#8217;t forget 3 super bowl rings jealous bastards.  You are so perfect?  Never steal candy from little kid?  Cut in front of someonr line?  Take a handicapped parking space?  Yeah right.  Eliteist.  Get over yourself Mr Perfect.  Oh, he died, so this is no Mr Perfect.</p>
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		<title>By: maconsports.com</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/your-friendly-weekly-reminder-michael-irvin-is-an-attempted-murderer.html/comment-page-1#comment-79057</link>
		<dc:creator>maconsports.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Only two words you need to know about The Playmaker.


Never...


Convicted...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Only two words you need to know about The Playmaker.</p>
<p>Never&#8230;</p>
<p>Convicted&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: ognihs</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/your-friendly-weekly-reminder-michael-irvin-is-an-attempted-murderer.html/comment-page-1#comment-78937</link>
		<dc:creator>ognihs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:49:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Or ripping someone’s sack open with your bare hands.&lt;/i&gt;

jesus christ. thanks for the nightmare fuel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Or ripping someone’s sack open with your bare hands.</i></p>
<p>jesus christ. thanks for the nightmare fuel.</p>
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		<title>By: Rocco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rocco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, but Laura still can&#039;t talk about it.  It&#039;s too hard.  Running stop signs and killing classmates can be traumatic.

/Best First Family EVAH!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, but Laura still can&#8217;t talk about it.  It&#8217;s too hard.  Running stop signs and killing classmates can be traumatic.</p>
<p>/Best First Family EVAH!</p>
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		<title>By: OzoneRanger</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/your-friendly-weekly-reminder-michael-irvin-is-an-attempted-murderer.html/comment-page-1#comment-78928</link>
		<dc:creator>OzoneRanger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I looked at McIver, sitting in that chair, and I said... Wow.  That&#039;s what a Hall of Famer is.

Now get out of my chair bitch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I looked at McIver, sitting in that chair, and I said&#8230; Wow.  That&#8217;s what a Hall of Famer is.</p>
<p>Now get out of my chair bitch.</p>
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		<title>By: Randy Galloway</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/your-friendly-weekly-reminder-michael-irvin-is-an-attempted-murderer.html/comment-page-1#comment-78920</link>
		<dc:creator>Randy Galloway</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love the suit.  It gets me hard.

Wish I could get my hands on Michael&#039;s sack.  I&#039;d know what to do.



I love jizz.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love the suit.  It gets me hard.</p>
<p>Wish I could get my hands on Michael&#8217;s sack.  I&#8217;d know what to do.</p>
<p>I love jizz.</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Stabbing someone in the neck is still better than shooting someone in the balls&lt;/i&gt;

Or ripping someone&#039;s sack open with your bare hands.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Stabbing someone in the neck is still better than shooting someone in the balls</i></p>
<p>Or ripping someone&#8217;s sack open with your bare hands.</p>
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		<title>By: Upstate Underdog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Upstate Underdog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Stabbing someone in the neck is still better than shooting someone in the balls.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stabbing someone in the neck is still better than shooting someone in the balls.</p>
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