You Stirr No So Tough, Jagwal
I come to Jacksonvirr, I sray youl team 100 pelcent. You can no covel me if use six, maybe seven Jagwal. Use whore famire of Jagwal - can no do it! Even use Ocerot. No cat is able! I find weakness in covelage, then I expriot! Work evelee time!
Now me get take much needed week to lest. Lerax, have smirre, maybe get leady costume foll Harroween. Fliend terr me he use mascot of othel Pittsbulg team rast yeal. Big winnel, he say.
Rongrastname say he everything in much gleat pain. I terr foll him use ancient footbarr lemedy of not lun into rineman. He wirr see. He feer bettel - not time frat!
Tags: hines wald is stirr my favolite steerel, Homerism, xmas ape
October 6th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Ancient seclet to being gleat leceivel — soft maniculed hands! Hines show fo you!
October 6th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
“I terr foll him use ancient footbarr lemedy of not lun into rineman.”
This made me smirre lots. Well done.
And, nice ocelot reference. It’s an underrated big cat.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Hines say he take Jagwals to creanels!
October 6th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I rike Ocerot. Palticuralry Levorvel Ocerot flom Metar Geal Sorid selies! He bad ass!
And Jagwals cannot ween with fat quatelback. At reast Rongrastname can move.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Technicarry, the ocerot isn’t a big cat. It’s a smarr cat, arbeit a good-sized one. The big cats are those that loal, namery the rion, tigel, reopard, and jagwal.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
He wirr see. He feer bettel - not time frat!
THANKS HINES.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
everytime nbc showed a close up of roethlisberger, i heard a voice saying “IM PLAYING CALL OF DUTY 4 IN MY HEAD! PEW PEW PEW!”
October 6th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Jaguars aren’t big cats — they’re little pussies.
/k-ching
October 6th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
One of my clients thinks Im laughing hysterically at his shitty jokes right now.
Thank you, Hines Wald.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
For some reason, “jagwal” sounds like an insult you’d yell at somebody if you were a Yinzer…
October 6th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Hines Wald is on my fantasy team. He and Maulice Jones-Dlew made me smirre rots this weekend.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
That biggest smirre yet! Biggel than Marver Smeet bottom even!
October 6th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Buddy you’re a young man hald man
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the worrd some day
You got brood on yo’ face
You big disglace
Wavin’ youl banner arr over the prace
We wirr we wirr rock you
We wirr we wirr rock you
October 6th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I too got in on the closeup rooting…
Rongrastname - every time that they showed his cross eyed, slightly dimwitted expression, I kept imagining him saying, “HI DAVID” to Silky.
Hines - The dude really does smirre a lot.
This is the best string of posts. Ever.
/ Even though it’s really two posts.
October 6th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Use whore famire of Jagwal
I don’t even know what to say anymore. That shit is just ridiculous right there.
/must take breaths when laughing
//must not pass out
October 6th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
It hald wolk to make good Jagwal team, rook so bad. And stirr have youl dly creaning leady foll Monday!!
October 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
i was actually hoping ben would say, “BEN WANT CHOCO TACO” during the postgame interview
October 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I wonder how he deals with having a smarr penis.
Ape?
October 6th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I thought for sure he was going to offer Ben some tiger balm for his aches.
October 6th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
my jags got that ass beat last night and this is stirr some flickin vely funny matelial. Hines was doing some majol shit tarkin rast night too. damn jagwals.
Seeing Ben play was better than ever too thinking about all the dumbass shit he does on here.
October 6th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@ senor mullet
i think the same thing. well its either the PEW PEW PEW or HEY GUYS I HAVE A MARIO WILLIAMS ON ME, HARF HARF.
this post made me smirre
October 6th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I rike when fliend in costume of othel Pittsbulg team give me some of his Mirrer High Rife in speciar Farr-commelative olange can. give me many smirres…
October 7th, 2008 at 9:18 am
“Even use Ocerot. No cat is able!”
Ahem.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
I heard Hines speak on TV and I was legitimately surprised when he didn’t sound like this. Seriously.