C’mon John, call him a skirt-chasing jigaboo just once and you’ll have this thing locked up!
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C’mon John, call him a skirt-chasing jigaboo just once and you’ll have this thing locked up!
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Yup! Screw Joe The “Plumber”. If he even WAS 1, he’ s probably making over $80 and hour anyway like most of them overchage! How about the rest of us REALLY struggling! McCain is LAME.
So far so good on the lack of a PoFlaWa today.
Christina Aguilera looked better than usual in “Shine A Light” and thats saying something.
/Mick hit that no doubt
Kerry Collins thinks Obama is a smart little moneky.
In related ’94 Penn State alum news, Ki-Jana Carter just tore his ACL again getting the morning mail.
Marshawn “Obama” Lynch is like a fresh of breath air sir.
I was ironic before it was cool.
I swear I can’t tell if some of the commenters here are trying to be ironic or not.
@Brian the Fluffer,
Am I high, or was there not a Hines Wald, an Emmit Smith, and a Jerry/Wade post all today?
Shut the F*ck up, have a laugh, and take your crochety complaints on down the road.
you’re just such a funny guy, Brian “The Fluffer” Urlacher
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Yo BtFU, it’s like I told the Major at my 4/week briefing – “We can’t all be superstars every day”.
In other news, Brett Favre called Tony Romo and “encouraged him to play.” Jesus H. Poop on a Stick, now we’ll have to listen to King and MAdden wax ad inifinitum about “Brett’s healing powers over the phone” or some such nonsense.
Truth be told Romo just got tired of answering all of Jessica’s stupid questions and figured a concussion or a re-break would be less painful than 3 hours of her babble.
Congrats fellas, on a terrific Wednesday. Five bits, three authors, and not a single funny line in the bunch. For a team that normally has me laughing so hard I wake up my kids and make the wife mad at me, that’s quite an accomplishment.
Now, let’s go on out and rest on our laurels again tomorrow!
Ladies and gentlemen, your Super Bowl XLIII MVP, Kerry Collins!
/5-0. It could happen.
The bloggers = basement dwellers comment was a bresh of freth air.
HARF HARF MOM
I think I’m going to make “Senator Government” my ring tone… you have to admin, it’s got to have been a freudian slip.
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/33350/Senator-Government
On second though, I’m not sure that’s really a burn. I mean, I think I was trying to associate poor people with Democrats. Anyways, you’re still a douchebag for furthering the bloggers = basement dwellers idea.
Cuz houses cost money, dumbass.
Is it Sweeps Week on KSK?
why do all dudes who live in their mom’s basement support democrats?
Yes, John and I will be the presidents of not just the whites in America but also the jigaboos, spicks, and gooks, too. But maybe not the Jews cuz they killed Jesus. How are we going to have a coherent energy policy and create jobs and drill here and drill now if the Jews are running around killilng Jesus? And the gays, too.
Oh, and Keith Richards died in 1978, but the drugs haven’t stopped working yet.
Joe the Plumber molests his step-daughter.
That’s the word on the word on the street.
Everybody is sexually attracted to Mick. He’s a walking, talking, hit singing, Santorum slinging SOB.
so instead of watching the debate i’m watching “shine a light” and i have 3 questions:
1) why is keith richards still alive?
2) did mick jagger just have sex with christina aguilera on stage?
3) why am I sexually attracted to mick jagger right now?
How much you sellin that weed for old man? Seriously, find a recent video of Kerry with scruff and tell me it’s not Reece Bobby.