You Can’t Fire Me! I’m Wearing A Suit!
I could see you firing me if I were wearing a t-shirt and dungarees. But where else are you going to find a coach who looks this PROFESSIONAL?
You’ll regret this! I got this suit on Savile Row!
Tags: adios muchacho, the fiery eyes of singletary are in charge now
October 21st, 2008 at 9:47 am
Mr. Nolan, I could sit here and talk men’s fashion and tiny handed quarterbacks all day, but what I’m really interested in is the bugeyed linebackers coach standing on your sideline
October 21st, 2008 at 10:15 am
Good riddance, assuming Mike Singleton will be coaching in a red and gold kimono.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:15 am
HA HA you suck. It is ON Saville Row, not AT Saville Row. Saville Row is not a store it is a street. I would shop there too if I could afford to spend $2,000 on a suit.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:17 am
@ TexansKnowHowToDress – You know how I know you’re gay….
October 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am
You can’t fire me! I’m wearing a Hines Ward jersey!
/Ape’d
October 21st, 2008 at 10:29 am
@TF
Ape’d is not the preferred nomenclature. Tunison’d, please.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:34 am
“The buttons are Aboud’s signature.”
“You know what they call guys who know stuff like that?”
“Adults.”
October 21st, 2008 at 10:38 am
You get suits ON Savile Row, not AT Savile Row, SH*TKICKER.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:40 am
Mike, don’t worry. Jos Banks is having a HUGE sale right now. I mean, like, HUGE markdowns.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:42 am
If the Niners still want someone professional they could hire Wayne Jarvis.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:53 am
Actually, Nolan just got a job doing ads for Men’s Wearhouse. “You’ll have a career record of 18 and 37, but you’ll like the way you look. I guarantee it. [Sobs uncontrollably.]“
October 21st, 2008 at 10:57 am
You know that saying in business…..”Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want” Maybe that was what homeboy here was thinking. Rumor has is that SF is a great market for high end male shoe salesmens.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:58 am
Why did I hear they were firing him after NEXT Sunday’s game on Monday afternoon, then this morning hear they really had the balls rolling and fired him on Monday (yesterday) without the torture until next Sunday?
There is so much confusion in that setup.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:01 am
maybe now they’ll be able to masterbate the ball up the feel.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:10 am
Savile Row my ass. If that isn’t a Men’s Wearhouse special, I’ll eat my hat.
No, I won’t. But that is one cheap suit. I am pretty sure Nolan can clean it in the washing machine. Shitty suit, shitty coach.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:12 am
Love the AfterSix ad for suits above the post. Another homerun for Google Ads
October 21st, 2008 at 11:35 am
this news just mandates a mimosa before “work.” hallelujah
Within approx 24 hours: Cowboys pummeled. Sawx out. Raiders win. Favre outed as freefloating vindictive dick. HGHarrison infected w/shredded knee disease. Nolan fired. Head Coach Singletary.
Yes. We. Can.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:38 am
that suit was made by reebok. the league wouldn’t let him wear his own suit because they wanted to keep their sponsor happy.
zak keasey feels a lot more comfortable now that coach nolan isn’t there to harsh his buzz.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am
Mike Marz begins undermining Singletary in 3…2…1…
October 21st, 2008 at 11:57 am
Every time I saw Nolan in that cheap-ass suit, I expected him to strip the breakaway pants off, Hot Cops-style.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
You caint fire me…I’m a man, I’m 40!!! Couldn’t resist.
Oh and I think the cheap suits that Nolan wore on the sidelines were made by reebok or nike. Anyway the scoop is that the NFL told him that he had to wear a suit that was made by the league’s approved apparel sponsor so there you go.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Thanks for scooping me ognihs. Me tyeppee too slowee…
October 21st, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Add one name to the list of guys who will be desperate enough to work for Al Davis next year. Please go stand over there next to Mr. Linehan and wait for your name to be called.
October 21st, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Malaysian sweatshop children are only proficient in sewing together shoes, not suits.
October 21st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
“Why did I hear they were firing him after NEXT Sunday’s game on Monday afternoon, then this morning hear they really had the balls rolling and fired him on Monday (yesterday) without the torture until next Sunday?
There is so much confusion in that setup.”
I think Coach Nolan did the traditional “Fuck you! Fuck every fucking management asshole in a suit!” speech, so the front office decided to let him go early.
October 21st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Jesucristo. I log into a sports site and I get a fashion blog.
The “Project Runway” blog is over in Aisle 6.
October 21st, 2008 at 7:37 pm
You wouldn’t fire the guy in a 4,000 dollar suit. COME ON
October 27th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
This is a lovely blog, if you want a taste of the luxury of Savile Row, you should visit Anderson and Sheppard. The site is amazing, the photo’s are beautiful, you get a real feel of the real quality you will get from a Savile Row Tailor.