I could see you firing me if I were wearing a t-shirt and dungarees. But where else are you going to find a coach who looks this PROFESSIONAL?
You’ll regret this! I got this suit on Savile Row!
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I could see you firing me if I were wearing a t-shirt and dungarees. But where else are you going to find a coach who looks this PROFESSIONAL?
You’ll regret this! I got this suit on Savile Row!
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This is a lovely blog, if you want a taste of the luxury of Savile Row, you should visit Anderson and Sheppard. The site is amazing, the photo’s are beautiful, you get a real feel of the real quality you will get from a Savile Row Tailor.
You wouldn’t fire the guy in a 4,000 dollar suit. COME ON
Jesucristo. I log into a sports site and I get a fashion blog.
The “Project Runway” blog is over in Aisle 6.
“Why did I hear they were firing him after NEXT Sunday’s game on Monday afternoon, then this morning hear they really had the balls rolling and fired him on Monday (yesterday) without the torture until next Sunday?
There is so much confusion in that setup.”
I think Coach Nolan did the traditional “Fuck you! Fuck every fucking management asshole in a suit!” speech, so the front office decided to let him go early.
Malaysian sweatshop children are only proficient in sewing together shoes, not suits.
Add one name to the list of guys who will be desperate enough to work for Al Davis next year. Please go stand over there next to Mr. Linehan and wait for your name to be called.
Thanks for scooping me ognihs. Me tyeppee too slowee…
You caint fire me…I’m a man, I’m 40!!! Couldn’t resist.
Oh and I think the cheap suits that Nolan wore on the sidelines were made by reebok or nike. Anyway the scoop is that the NFL told him that he had to wear a suit that was made by the league’s approved apparel sponsor so there you go.
Every time I saw Nolan in that cheap-ass suit, I expected him to strip the breakaway pants off, Hot Cops-style.
Mike Marz begins undermining Singletary in 3…2…1…
that suit was made by reebok. the league wouldn’t let him wear his own suit because they wanted to keep their sponsor happy.
zak keasey feels a lot more comfortable now that coach nolan isn’t there to harsh his buzz.
this news just mandates a mimosa before “work.” hallelujah
Within approx 24 hours: Cowboys pummeled. Sawx out. Raiders win. Favre outed as freefloating vindictive dick. HGHarrison infected w/shredded knee disease. Nolan fired. Head Coach Singletary.
Yes. We. Can.
Love the AfterSix ad for suits above the post. Another homerun for Google Ads
Savile Row my ass. If that isn’t a Men’s Wearhouse special, I’ll eat my hat.
No, I won’t. But that is one cheap suit. I am pretty sure Nolan can clean it in the washing machine. Shitty suit, shitty coach.
maybe now they’ll be able to masterbate the ball up the feel.
Why did I hear they were firing him after NEXT Sunday’s game on Monday afternoon, then this morning hear they really had the balls rolling and fired him on Monday (yesterday) without the torture until next Sunday?
There is so much confusion in that setup.
You know that saying in business…..”Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want” Maybe that was what homeboy here was thinking. Rumor has is that SF is a great market for high end male shoe salesmens.
Actually, Nolan just got a job doing ads for Men’s Wearhouse. “You’ll have a career record of 18 and 37, but you’ll like the way you look. I guarantee it. [Sobs uncontrollably.]“
If the Niners still want someone professional they could hire Wayne Jarvis.
Mike, don’t worry. Jos Banks is having a HUGE sale right now. I mean, like, HUGE markdowns.
You get suits ON Savile Row, not AT Savile Row, SH*TKICKER.
“The buttons are Aboud’s signature.”
“You know what they call guys who know stuff like that?”
“Adults.”
@TF
Ape’d is not the preferred nomenclature. Tunison’d, please.
You can’t fire me! I’m wearing a Hines Ward jersey!
/Ape’d
@ TexansKnowHowToDress – You know how I know you’re gay….
HA HA you suck. It is ON Saville Row, not AT Saville Row. Saville Row is not a store it is a street. I would shop there too if I could afford to spend $2,000 on a suit.
Good riddance, assuming Mike Singleton will be coaching in a red and gold kimono.
Mr. Nolan, I could sit here and talk men’s fashion and tiny handed quarterbacks all day, but what I’m really interested in is the bugeyed linebackers coach standing on your sideline