Former Lions receiver Roy Williams decided to have a little fun at the Lions’ Mike Furrey Annual Charity Halloween Party to Benefit White Receivers by going as the luggage-thieving former Detroit running back Tatum Bell, complete with Rudi Johnson stolen drawers and a bell hop uniform. Though I hear Dan Orlovsky had trouble getting in ’cause his costume was over the line. ZING! How does he do it, folks?
Or maybe we could be mistaken in that it could be a riff on Buzz the Bellman from the Hudsucker Proxy.

“Say, buddy, who’s the most liquid businessman on the street? Jerry Jones!”


Errrr….
Wrong Roy.
Fail.
Perry Ellis? O okay, time to update Rudy Johnson’s Wikipedia
Charles Durning, that is, and never mind.
Matt Millen dressed up as an angelic Charles Durden with a banjo.
is that Horse Collar Roy Williams? It doesn’t look like Pouty Pants Roy….
FMRA: Muncie girl or fast-talking career gal?
That gag’s got whiskers on it!
Plexiglass! Just had it installed.
/Now doing the “fight on Muncie” dance.
You know, for kids.
I love these guys, but now I get to play on a team with some options that might lead to wins…rather than losses.
Though I hear Dan Orlovsky couldn’t get in ’cause his costume was over the line.
Oh, I like you.