[Sucks teeth]

OH NO YOU DI’INT!

That’s some trifling-ass shit, ‘chu fucking ho.

I didn’t spend no three whole fucking hours getting ready to come down to this studio and get called no muthafuckin’ Sheshawn. That don’t even make no gatdamn sense. Bitches know I roll as Sheshawna.

‘Least I don’t be crying and shit when my team loses. I get ghostwriters to work on my books. ‘Cause I am Lit. Er. Airy. Bet you don’t even know what that shit means, does you? ‘Cause I got the ESPN research staff keeping me knowledged. DON’T HATE!

You know who you is? Sheryl Flowens! THAT’S WHAT’S CRACKIN’ See? I can play that game, ’cause I am the bitch queen.