Why You Gots To Be Speading Mistruths, Terrell?

[Sucks teeth]

OH NO YOU DI’INT!

That’s some trifling-ass shit, ‘chu fucking ho.

I didn’t spend no three whole fucking hours getting ready to come down to this studio and get called no muthafuckin’ Sheshawn. That don’t even make no gatdamn sense. Bitches know I roll as Sheshawna.

‘Least I don’t be crying and shit when my team loses. I get ghostwriters to work on my books. ‘Cause I am Lit. Er. Airy. Bet you don’t even know what that shit means, does you? ‘Cause I got the ESPN research staff keeping me knowledged. DON’T HATE!

You know who you is? Sheryl Flowens! THAT’S WHAT’S CRACKIN’ See? I can play that game, ’cause I am the bitch queen.

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24 Responses to “Why You Gots To Be Speading Mistruths, Terrell?”

  1. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Billie dat.

  2. Sarah Palin Says:

    Sheshawn is a bitch.

  3. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Teresa Glenn say fuck all y’all.

  4. 2Port Says:

    Trifling-ass is my most favorite adjective,adverb EVAR !!111!!!!

  5. PUNTE Says:

    Jamie Foxx?

  6. L Says:

    Yeah, this latest TO controversy sure is exci – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  7. Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Says:

    Same goes for Glen Ifill

  8. stealofthedraft Says:

    Can’t wait for Brandy Moss and Cristina Carter

  9. TF Says:

    Patricia Crayton?

  10. TF Says:

    Josephine Jurevicius?

    That’ll be enough out of me…

  11. G.G. Says:

    Rosie Greer? Wait…

  12. SMK Says:

    Ms. “Give me the damn ball” Johnson calling somebody else out for wanting more catches? The irony is thicker than Charles Haley’s dick.

  13. Playoff Beard Says:

    My mom SHESHAWN, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive

  14. ognihs Says:

    O AN SHE SEXY

  15. Sabbatini's Pacifier Says:

    Lets consult the flowchart….

    Did Sheshawn get told?

  16. Animal Mother Says:

    Jeri Rice says you ain’t all that? I b da queen bitch up in dis here Nizzle Fizzle Lizzle.

    And you all a ho, fo sho!

  17. The Gooch Says:

    How are you posting this tripe when Travis Henry is busy getting arrested during “multi-kilogram” cocaine transactions?

    Also, “Fuck that! I don’t like people playin’ on my phone!”

  18. Poop, the other white meat Says:

    The next episode of Marvin and Ocho just took place in real life….

    http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/10/01/chad-thinks-arrests-might-lead-to-wins/

  19. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Is that an unknown Williams sister?

  20. pain-ther fan Says:

    Professional until the shit starts flying, I like it.

    http://tapespace.com/view/Bug_In_Mouth_Reveals_True_Side_Of_Reporter

  21. ForWhomJayBellTolls Says:

    Sheshawn should just point to his Super Bowl ring in response. Although TO probably wouldn’t feel burned by that because he obviously shuns any type of team related accomplishment.

  22. Seahawk Blue Pride Says:

    Gooch, I love the Chappelle reference. “I’m a star 69 that bitch”

  23. senor mullet Says:

    why is there no “nightmare fuel” tag

  24. make it snow Says:

    Wait, wait… how do you link PFT and not bash Florio?

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