Who Needs a QB When You Can Rush for 257 Yards?
A day after the Red Sox bowed out against the Rays, the Patriots resurrected their season, at least until their next lop-sided loss on national television. The Broncos, still without anything resembling a run defense, are back in full self-destruct mode following a hot start. That’s gotta be great news for all the other eminently unworthy teams in the AFC West. Patriots running back BenJarvus Green-Ellis has got to be a new favorite among fans of both conjunctive and hyphenate names. A real two-way threat, that one.
If there was any point to watching that game, and I’m still not sure there was, it was the discovery that only in Gillette Stadium can you get blackface and purpleface in one place, in support of the same player no less.
I think we can all agree on the preferability of the Jay Cutler Diabetic Pout to Jay-C’s Smug Prick Face. Though he and Romo are going to have to pinky wrestle for hand injury supremacy.
Heh, what a cute shirt and WAIT WHO LET THE ASIAN WOMAN IN GILLETTE STADIUM!?
And you really hate to see this. For a player the caliber of Rodney Harrison to go down and without it being the result of a late hit away from the play. That’s just not right. The Tedy Bruschi omerta kiss to send him off was a touching scene.
/waits for Steelers to announce Polamalu out for a month following concussion
Tags: matron saint, mnf recap, xmas ape
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October 21st, 2008 at 1:14 am
I loved Tirico calling Harrison an upstanding (or something similar) player during that sequence.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:30 am
While it would have been fitting for Hgharrison to go down on a dirty hit, I love that his career ended when Stoney Cutler (nearly) literally broke his ankles.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:57 am
I’m pretty sure the dude on top was representing for Franklin, not Moss.
October 21st, 2008 at 6:41 am
I heard on the radio this AM that Randy knows that purple fucker. He even said he would pay the dude $10,000 cash money for a ride to and from work everday. I wonder what Jaguar player I could impress to get bestowed $10,000 a day to drive them around? Dress like a pimp and drive around Silky or or just go with a full coat of baby powder to get that white powdery effect that would win his heart, I mean nose, over for the job.
October 21st, 2008 at 8:32 am
Fuckin-a I knew it. Ed Hercules is a cheatin’ bitch. All along under is ref’s uniform he’s been sporting that Vikings ink. Perhaps that explains why he has, at various points this season, fucked every team but the Vikings.
/noticed the matron saint isn’t wearing a wedding ring…….hmmmm…. so your saying there’s a chance……
October 21st, 2008 at 8:34 am
The purple dude, “100% cheese-free”, makes a 1,000 mile roundtrip to every Vikings home game. Poor soul… He used to catch Moss when he jumped in the stands post-TD at the Dome.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/vikings/2006-12-20-devoted-fan_x.htm
October 21st, 2008 at 9:14 am
No ring but she does have a kid at least!
October 21st, 2008 at 9:25 am
Judging from that picture, I’m pretty sure Cassel took her home last night.
October 21st, 2008 at 9:29 am
the Rod Smith fan in the Viking dude picture is having the worst night of her life
October 21st, 2008 at 9:29 am
Hey purple face viking tatoo guy, get a life. Wait, you already have a life. Okay, hey purple face viking tatoo guy, get a life that isn’t appalling, pathetic, and tragic.
October 21st, 2008 at 9:48 am
Well, the 2008 season was fun while it lasted.
Wait, no it wasn’t.
October 21st, 2008 at 9:54 am
Moss never feared making the 9-foot leap because he felt secure in Cheese-Free’s bulging arms. “He let me know whenever he was going to let me down,” Moss says. “He looked out for my safety.”
Holy fuck that’s gay.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:32 am
Harrison was voted the leagues dirtiest player three years in a row. And not because he misses a shower or two. (Reminds me of Andre Waters of the Eagles a few years back)
So to see him on the turf, well, I’m not gonna start crying the world’s largest crocodile tears just yet.
Now TOMMY FROM QUINZEE? Oh heck yes.
“HOW CAN THE WOALD’S BEST FAN BASE SUFFA ANOTHA HAWTBRAKE LIKE THIS?!! WE DOA-HNT DESUV THIS”
October 21st, 2008 at 10:33 am
Purple face viking tattoo guy is named “Sid.”
So there you go.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:38 am
Wow, close up Cassel looks like an actual QB.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:22 am
Cassel is using his x-ray vision to see what color panties the Matron Saint is wearing. Dirty, dirty boy.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:24 am
how did Mike Holmgren find time to hang out w/Sid? and why is he wearing a Moss jersey?
October 21st, 2008 at 11:29 am
Damn, Matt Cassel is hot. I don’t even care if he’s a decent quarterback… He does seem to be giving SK the eye, and who can blame him?
October 21st, 2008 at 11:33 am
I think they call that Cutler look, “the thousand yard stare”.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Looks like Drew has been working out.
October 21st, 2008 at 3:28 pm
@ FNI,
I think they call that Cutler look, “the thousand yard stare”.
Is that for the thousand yards NE got after his interceptions?
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
his face is smug and prick-like though.